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I can't think of anything weird a teacher said, but I can think of something weird a teacher did. It was my 9th grade English teacher, who just so happened to be director of the plays my school did. So he proposed that we had an air guitar contest. One day we walked into class and he was pretending to play air guitar. He was going to jump on my desk, but what happened was that he didn't jump high enough so he fell on my desk. Almost hit me, but the rest of the class was laughing.
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My teacher barks at me. @[email protected]
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The weirdest thing I've heard a teacher say that I can remember, is to my friend.
'Well, at least I'm not the one who kissed the guy you like.' He's a weird teacher... |
my 12th grade digital design teacher told me to beware the invisable bears they are every where
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In my speech class someone did a speech on sex and one of the points she made was that having sex strengthens your heart. When she was done, my professor came to the front to the class to give his critique and the first thing he says is: "Well, all I can say is that I have a strong heart." I almost died of laughter.
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Jo! That made me bust a gut!!
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when i was a senior in high school, a substitute did the following: as we were walking out the door to go to an assembly, he grabbed my bicep and said "collin, have you been working out"?
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*hands me Hersheys kiss*
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It was a sub and He was kinda weird. He asked us if we wanted to see the ABC dance His name was Mr Paulie. If a teacher ever asks you if you wanna see the ABC dance Say No! It was just plan weird.
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I had a teacher that told me that I was the "mother of intelligence" and that I should "let people feed off of my light"
o 3 o It was weird... really weird... |
Well I don't remember the weird things they've said, but I sure remember the mean things they said. -_-
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This didn't happen to me, but it happened to a girl in my class. The teacher was passing around a cover to a CD and she was flipping through it reading the material and all of the sudden he yells "What are you doing? Don't keep it! You're hogging it!"
Oh... and he calls the CD player a phonograph, CDs records, and computers typewriters. If he didn't respond to e-mails I would have thought he had an actual typewriter, though maybe he has both. |
The weirdest thing a teacher EVER said to me was when he hit on me D:
He told me that I get "lovelier and lovelier each day" So um, I don't plan on being alone in school now |
"If you ever speak to me like that again, I'll rip your face off!"
Mind you... my teacher is my Mom. >.> |
That would be extremely awkward if your teacher was also your parent O.O'
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Well, I'm homeschooled... so... XP
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Ohhhhhh okay.
Still - they grade you AND make you dinner Dx |
My AP world history teacher last year was pretty odd, but he was still a great teacher. One of the things he said when he was frustrated with my class was "If you kids dont finish this assignment then im going to fail you." (it doesnt sound right unless you have the voice right)
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I had a teacher write nasty things on everyone's lab reports once.
Ironically enough, I got the nastiest comment >> It had to do with the fact that he didn't understand why I was an honor student -.-' I wasn't even failing his class! Luckily a lot of students and parents complained about him. He needed to go to sensitivity training xD |
um... i've never been called out for anything.
but my high school spanish teacher apologised to me for yelling at the the student sitting next to me. but not to the kid sitting on the other side of the kid that got yelled at nor the rest of the class. |
it maybe not be weird, but I thought it was funny...she said "Stop being so facetious."
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Well my weirdest teacher....He said," Well, some of us are a little chubby.." Then he rubs he tummy ._.;
I was a bit freaked out to be sure.... |
i got tought how to write a death treat with out it sounding like a death threat
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I went to a dinner that was planned by my AVID teacher, and all AVID students and AVID teachers were invited. Including my homosexual physics teacher. I got to the dinner at exactly the right time, and he was handing out beads so the staff would know who belonged in that room and who didn't, while my other 2 friends were hanging ribbons off the ceiling. One of my friends approach me while I'm talking to my physics teacher and she goes "Hey, Alvin! Would you like to wear this blue hair ribbon? :'DD" and I'm like "nooooo~" so my teacher goes "hey, alvin! Why don't you wear that hair ribbon, it brings out the blue in your eyes. wink." My eyes are brown. ..|: awwwwkkkkwarrrrdd. xD My friend apologized to me for saying that and creating an awkward situation. |
"You swore. Go up to the office because you said Jesus Christ."
Two things wrong with that, one is that Jesus Christ should not be considered swearing and two is that she said it when she was yelling at me for saying it. I am in high school and I get sent up to the office for saying this. Very annoying. "I do not give test on Mondays because you all will probably come back to school with hang overs and having an unreasonable amount of sex" Just a plain weird comment lol. |
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