wierd/crazy things your friends have said
 

Today my sister and I had people over to our house for a party kind of thing (it was our parent's idea) and there were some strange things said.

The running joke was "Newton's Balls". One of my friends early in the day (yes this party started this morning) said that he was "going to play with Newton's balls" (that pendulum type thing that has five metal balls that when you pull one back and let it hit the others the energy gets transfered to the other ball on the other end and back again) and everyone started laughing about that and many other "ball" jokes were made.

Another running joke was "weed in the brownies/cookies". We were all acting really crazy and usually whenever one of our friends starts acting as if they were high (having not taken drugs unless prescribed we {me, my sister and our friends} can only guess what being high is like) we would joke that they'd taken something.

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Okay now that I've told my current weird thing my friends have said, I want everyone to post theirs.

You can post more than one story of a weird/crazy comment.

Ahaa nice (:
Well I went to cuba this summer and the quote of that vacation was "I'm so crazy , I come home with bruises !" Cause this one night this girl got pretty wasted and kept denying she was , and then going "I'M CRAZYYY" and saying that she's THAT crazy she gets bruises xp ((bruises from falling and tripping))
It was pretty hularious if you were there xp

This just happened a few minutes ago. I finished making my avi for this site and i asked my sister how she liked the hair. Her reaction?

"WTH?!?! Why is there a red spot on her underwear?!?!"

When my friend told me she was bisexual, she joked around to see if I'd get freaked out by telling me she liked me. I was like...WTF?

OMG I have heard jokes about Newton Balls before..... only we were playing Apples to Apples (I love that game!) and someone pulled the green card "Delicious" and then my friend played "Crystal Balls"...... we laughed SO HARD! It was hilarious. And BTW, you misspelled "weird" in your title. Apparently the rule "I before E, except after C" doesn't quite cover everything......

my history teacher said that to me. LOL

XD My cousin once said "He's my breast friend." When she meant to say best friend, it was hilarious!

Then my friend was making flash cards and I was helping her. So I asked "Where do you want Newton?"

And she responded: "On top of Galileo"

We burst out laughing XD We were talking about flash cards, but that was hilarious!

Is your history teacher your friend?? If not there is a thread about weird things that a teacher has said to you. You might want (if the teacher is not your friend) post this there.

*Thoughtful Quill*
:angry: :illgetu:

I would appreciate it if you would not correct me on my spelling. Since you do not know me in real life I find your correction of my spelling to be quite rude. If you choose to make any other comments like that I might have to take a leaf from my friend Mark's book and "bounce"* you from this thread.

* I will explain what "bouncing" is later in this post.

I apologize if you were offended by my statements, but I really did NOT appreciate that......

Anyways, that is soooo freaky -0.o- that your friends were making jokes about "Newton's Balls" too! Yeah I like playing apples to apples.

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Okay me and my friends were playing apples to apples the other day and the green card up for grabs was "disturbing" and when I'd been dealt my new replacement card I was "lucky" enough to get was...... Michael Jackson. *shriek of utter horror*

My friend who was judging at that point when he saw that card (and I had told him that the card I had played would win) had this look of utter horror/disgust on his face....it was funny....

Here's the much awaited explanation of what "bouncing" is.....with a funny (atleast to me) story! YAY!!

And then later he "bounced" my sister from the house (when Mark "bounces" people {usually my sister} he picks them up around their legs and carries them outside) for stealing the queens from the game(s) of chess Geoff and I were playing. I always enjoy it when my sister is yelling (not very loudly) at Mark about how she has told him to NOT pick her up...... Heeheeheehee! That was extremely funny and it became even funnier when I locked Mark, my sister, Charles (Geoff's brother) and Krista (my sister's friend) out of the house..... MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :ninja:

Then while he was locked outside, Charles was playing golf on our Wii through the front door. AND he couldn't really see what he was doing and he still did well.

During the whole party we were poking fun at Krista because, she didn't know what they called the "world series" of football (yes, she called the Super Bowl the World Series) and other things like that. She thought Rosa Parks had stood in front of a bus and gotten run over by the bus, she didn't know who Earnest Hemmingway is, she had no idea and had to have it explained to her twice who Garth Brooks is and that's only a few! We laughed so much about those....

I had so much fun..... I was sad to see them leave....

I have way to many of those awkward moments to count...

But I saw Apples to Apples mentioned!

We were playing that at my friend's birthday party and the card was unreal. My other friend put down The Land of Oz and I put down My Body. XDDD We laughed SOOO hard.

One night my friend and I were sleeping over at her house, and in the middle of the night her younger sister sat up and shout don't sew the cube. we tried to get her up to see what she meant but she wouldn't wake up. to this day she denies saying that. XD

My friends and I usually tend to come up with very odd things when we are stuck together for long periods of time into the wee ours of the morning. One of my favorite things that they came up with was just a few weeks back up at Hume Lake. We, three of us, were up there for the weekend with the college group. One night my friends and I went up to Inspiration point, laid out sleeping bags on picnic tables and tried to watch the stars. It was a fail because it was a full moon and there were clouds, but we had fun none the less! Anyway, while laying out on the table my friends and I started seeing things in the clouds like faces and such, but then there was this moonbow! Yes, a moonbow. The clouds in their brightness, actually showed an aura of light around the moon that was a spectrum just like a rainbow, so we called it a moonbow. The two of my friends were trying to figure out what this moonbow could mean and so they decided that it was a good omen that meant that we would defeat evil the next day. What evil? Well, the decided that it the evil of Middle Earth, Narnia, and I forget the other one. From there they went onto the strangeness of the word Narnia. My friend Tamara came up with this terrible joke that went like this:
We, of course, began laughing hysterically, but heah, it was about one in the morning by then and there is something in that Hume water!

um...it was what i said.
I was on yahoo im'ing my friend and i was like "Hey shmexy muffin"
she was like "Hey hot tot."
i havnt called her wendy ever since that.

Totally just remembered this!
Several years back was my first going up to Hume Lake for winter camp. I had no friends at the church and I didn't really know anyone coming with the junior high, so when a girl named Tamara came up to me and asked if I would be her "extreme buddy" I quickly agreed. Come to find out, she meant extreme in the sense of paintball. See, I had never before played the sport so I really didn't know what I was getting myself into when we signed up and took the bus to the site for shooting each other that next day. On the ride up the hill Tamara and I heard the guys say to each other, Ya, that's a great thing to hear when you don't know what you're doing. Well, we got there, geared up, and prepared to wage our war. I was getting really nervous, and so was sticking very close to Tamara. When we got up towards the front she yelled at me over her shoulder saying, I screamed back, Needless to say, it was very funny later after I figured what she was talking about. I still don't know why she expected me to know what the heck she meant!

I have a list of funny things my friend have said, i just have to remember them.
"what comes after D?"
"What di president kennidy do after he got shot?"
"I wan t to be a prostitute when i'm older, wait, i mean prosecuter"
"Is shakespear still alive?"
and of course when they accidentily say the wrong word in biology instead of organism

this isn't to mention some of the crazy conversations involving lots of innuendos and usually talking animals (once, a digital dancing turkey)

we also do the high thing, "i bet they think we're high" or "are you sure your not anything, cause if not you probably should be"

Awesome....

Today my sister made a bunch of newton ball jokes and of course she makes them ehile I am eating, causing me to nearly choke.....

a few days ago my friend told me that she was writing a paper in her English class. Apparently its about a hobo bunny that plants a magical tree that magically gives all of the hobo animals food.

but some of the weirdest things are what i've said. like once i was texting my friends boyfriend the most random stuff i was like "i went to the Hawaii and i got u a pair of burmuta shorts with monkeys eating coconuts on it but they mysteriously diappeared... OMG MY POOLS PN FIRE!!!"
:sweat:

My friend yelled out today at lunch that she is in denile about being bisexual and that guys suck.

Also one of my friends talked about a person being in my camera named "sony" since that's the brand.

My friends can make anything sound wrong, but the worst was probably making the word Muffin sound perverted. .-.

I can't even recopunt all teh weird/crazy things me and my friends say, it is every single day that we do it, but we do get a kick out of it when people look at us strange and ask if we are being serious, it really makes our day

My God. My friends and i have said so many wierd things...

And now, randomly, one of us will randomly shout "FRISKAY!"

O.o

Yeah.....

one of my friends called categorized the student population in his highschool like this:

seniors - jocks

juniors - jocks

sophmores - potheads (his class)

freshmen - nerds (his brother's class, acording to him is ALL nerds and there is this one particularly nerdy kid who if that kid was in my friend's class he'd punch the poor kid in the head and tell him to "stop being so f****** nerdy")


and i the same conversation I gave my description of what homecoming and prom are like:

"You stand around (i had my arms crossed across my chest) and go they're playing music....... let's go get food, oh wait they don't have any."