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what would you do if bunnies attaked with carrot guns
i would get some laser beam shooters and zap them into planet glorb zob
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I would wonder what someone slipped into my meal and then beat them for drugging me XP
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I'd have to train an army of even tougher bunnies to eat their carrot guns. Or actually, I can do nothing. Because they're only bunnies shooting carrots. A minor annoyance at most
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I'd just eat the carrots as they shot them, pack-man style, and then capture the bunnies and then them to my Gulags where they would be petted by me for being fluffy... FOREVER!!!
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RUN LIKE HELLL!!!!XD Jk
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Well, once I was able to ascertain whether it was real or some kind of dream, I'd enlist my neighbor and his dogs, see if I could do the same with the local animal shelter, and let the dogs go hunting.
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i would catch them and sell them on ebay. bunnies that can shoot carrot guns would probably sell well, since a lot of ebay-ers like weird stuff
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I would most likely just eat them. I mean, I wouldn't carve/ skin them but my parents would and we would have bunny stew. :)
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I would be awing at there adorableness. x'3 They would just be to cute to hurt.
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Get a really big vegetable blender and enhance it into a weapon!: D And then once the bunnies are defenseless, I would get some gum..and blow a really big bubble that they get caught in and then take them to the animal shelter to hopefully get tamed or something!
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I'd laugh at them and then walk away. |
bunnies r cute but if those bunnies r gunna kill mii sum how then ill put c-4 every where
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i wouldn't do anything at all. . . probably just watch
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wow, thts xtremely fun! |
I would run around in a circles and scream. lol
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Carrot guns?! Whoopity freakin doo! I would take the shots, laughing all the while and cuddle them afterward. I'd cage them up and keep them as pets because they're too darn cute! Great topic, btw! So random!
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This thread makes me notice that rabbits aren't attacking me with carrot guns.
It's one of the things we take for granted people, think about it. |
I'd sit there and giggle as their little toy guns would most likely have no harmful effect. I would then pick up the smallest one, chuck him in a cage, and bring him home. Because that would make an awesome pet...unless it happens to have rabies. 'Course my dog and I have had our shots, so perhaps I could use him as an awesome tool to convince Jehova witnesses to stay the fuck off my lawn. I would name him... Mr. Nibbles Get it? Cuz he has rabies? HAHAHAHA...shutting up. :sarcasm: |
I would chuck bits of lettuce at them in hopes that it would distract or appease them (rabbits in my old neighborhood LOVED lettuce). If that didn't work, I'd have to come to grips with the fact that I could never out-run them and either play dodge-ball with the carrot projectiles or catch the carrots somehow and eat them; giving myself fiber, improving my eyesight, and showing the rampaging bunnies that I'm a friend not foe; perhaps eating the carrots shot at me would be something like a rabbit "Parlé."
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hmm...bunnies shooting carrots.....hmmm, I'd probably enlist the help of NASA and ask them to shot them into space >.< that would be funny!!! but if the bunnies are REALLY CUTE (not all of them are) I'll catch them and breed them to make cute intelligent bunnies~ which I will than colonize so we can take over the universe!!! MUHAHA!!...sorry
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I d sick my cats on them.
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I'd turn Umbrella sung by Rihanna on really loud, just to annoy the heck out of them. Eventually, they'll run away, hehe ^___^;;
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i'd be a little disturbed, but be glad i'd be taken out by something cute! =^_^=
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I'd grab lemons and squirt them in the eyes with them while smacking them with carrots that I sharpened to a point so they'd hurt.
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