In Indiana:

It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public

I love all these old laws about men not being able to do sex-related things in public. It's so funny to think that there was a time when it was just 'common knowledge' that women did do this sort of stuff either. XD

Also in Indiana:

You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.

Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.

For Kentucky there are some pretty strange laws as well such as:

It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.

I have to get an Indiana Fishing License, ridiculous.

It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

I would like to see the cops try telling that to my family.


In Lexington, Kentucky the law states:

By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

These are some of my favorites from Florida.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle

In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Utah here. xD The people here would probably practice these.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

I've had to pay a fine because of this one:

Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

Andd, my favorite:

No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.

Here are some for here in Nevada:

In Reno, it's illegal to lie down on the sidewalk

Benches may not be placed in the middle of any street.

Elko: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.

Oregon: Drivers may not pump their own gas.