There is a neighbor of mine who is quite a large fellow, and he has his shirt off while he mows his lawn.
His boobies are larger than mine, but I still can't walk out of the house topless.

Men, just because your nipples don't do anything but decorate your chest, doesn't mean you can introduce them to the entire neighborhood!

LOL. I agree! Unless of course this man happens to look really good with his shirt off, by all means then :drool: But Some guys DO need to wear bras, a sports bra atleast. Noone wants to see all that floppity flab. It's not attractive at all!

I have floppity flab...

Well... maybe I could interest you in this fashionable line of sports bras that I keep in my back pocket?

No thanks. Victoria keeps my secrets.

Yeah, but she's an expensive person. Don't get me wrong, I love her line but I can't go into that store without spending at least 150 dollars. And then I look in the tiny bag afterwards to notice that I have not actually bought that much stuff :(

I love their sales. I could spend a bunch on "Forbidden Love" body lotion alone.

Originally Posted by Scarling Zombie

Men, just because your nipples don't do anything but decorate your chest, doesn't mean you can introduce them to the entire neighborhood!

Did you know that it's possible for men to lactate? They have all the right equipment right there, the nipples. All that's required is a mental trigger (usually a desperate baby sucking on said nipples) and their brain will trigger lactation.

Anyway, I'm sure there's plenty we could say on the social structure of our society and the dominance of men and yadda yadda, but really I'm just wondering if he gets weird man boobie tanlines.

I must say that I didn't know that. I didn't know that men had the glands to produce milk... is this ralley really and for real? It's kinda scary now that I think about it... lol, reminds me of that Family Guy episode... LMAO

I know babies sometimes lactact right after birth due to over production of hormones, but I really didn't think they could...
I'm going to WebMD it.

@Zephiyr - You learn something new every day. Did you also know that men can get breast cancer? Since they have mammary tissue, they are also susceptible to breast cancer, though they make up a very small number of breast cancer victims.

And yes, men really can lactate. Read this. And try not to get stuck in the black hole that is Mental Floss XD

@Scarling Zombie - I've never heard of babies doing it. Odd.

I've looked it up. Okay, they can.
Which is bull because nobody wants man milk.

If you're a hungry baby, are you really going to discriminate? I don't think so XD

Milk from a hairy man boob is just as good as milk from a non-hairy mom boob.

Well I knew that they could get breast cancer. That's something totally different though, malignant cells and such, that can occur anywhere. My uncle got breast cancer, and he's the only one in my family that ever had it, that I know of anyway. I think it's really odd that only he should get it, not that I want it. Not at all. I'll have to take a look at your post and see what it says. I must arm myself with knowledge!

I would.
I'm a rather picky eater.

@Zephiyr - They get breast cancer because they have mammary tissue, otherwise it would just be cancer of something else.

There is a case from...oh darn, some army barracks where contaminated water lead to extremely high rates of breast cancer in the men that had been stationed there.

@Scarling Zombie - Something tells me at a few days old, you wouldn't discriminate. Besides, human milk is better for you can cow milk XD

Originally Posted by Zephiyr

I must say that I didn't know that. I didn't know that men had the glands to produce milk... is this ralley really and for real? It's kinda scary now that I think about it... lol, reminds me of that Family Guy episode... LMAO

That episode totally traumatized me. I see it when I close my eyes. Ugh! I think some people need to be aware of their appearance. He probably doesn't care that his man boobs are all out there. My dad wandered around for years without a shirt on and never thought much about it. He had been a marine in his younger days when he was skinny. Back then, he was probably okay. Change happens people! of course, I gained weight, but refuse to wear a moo moo no matter what anyone says. I think I have the right to wear jeans and a t-shirt.

I'm not saying he should wear a mou mou.
I'm saying, if his boobs are out when it's 120 degrees outside, why should I wear a bra and a t-shirt and collect sweat in places.

Hmm.. I wonder if that could have been what happened to my uncle, since he was in the Army too... ooh, weird. Too bad he never really talks to us, or I could ask him.

@Sassadri, but the look on stewie's face is so priceless XD it makes me ROTFL

Originally Posted by Zephiyr

@Sassadri, but the look on stewie's face is so priceless XD it makes me ROTFL

I giggle just thinking about it. That was rather priceless.

Really, I think peoples bodies change as they get older and they just don't notice. I know what I look like so I would not go outside with no clothes on. I personally wouldn't care if a woman chose to go out with no clothes on, but society wouldn't know how to deal with it. The police would get involved....mayhem.

Well maybe instead of walking around in teh nude Scarling Zombie and I could just trade locations? I really love warm weather and it's getting to be way too cold here for my taste.

Maybe the police man would be hot?
...no.

Originally Posted by Scarling Zombie

Maybe the police man would be hot?
...no.

Maybe. :) You might be able to get out of getting arrested. LOL Prob not though. You'd get the pervy officer that responds to all the indecent exposure reports.

Ew. I never thought of it but I bet there is one that just sits around at the donut shop and waits for whatever code that might be to come over the radio. Gross! ><

Actualy you can walk out side with no shirt on. (in most states, and weather permiting) as long as your not fondeling your self you can, the cops will probably pick you up but its not illegal, its gender discrimination to have a law that only applies to women. there for the indecient expouser is written that only the crotch and butt have to be covered. (in the other states neither men nor women are allowed to show nipples, but the guys pretty much get a free ride there too. ) so check your state laws and take your top off.