I think they all talk like that.
Is that being sexist?

Once a month I will start complaining that I wish I had a penis. Otherwise, I just don't know if I could get used to the sensation of something dangling between my legs! XD

A lot of the guys, usually young lads, don't have it dangling...they're holding it. Every time I leave the house and I a youngish lad he always has his hand down the front of his pants. I saw one last week, he had one arm around the girl he was with and the other down his pants.

one of the many things that suck about having a penis is that when you fall asleep, most of the time you wake up with a boner... this changes from guy to guy though... some guys are more sensitive in there penis... for example some guys fall asleep in class and they're school uniform is sweatpants... now sweat pants already make you look like you have a boner... and when you actually do, it sucks because when a girl slaps emptiness it doesn't hurt... but when it's not quite empty there.... ouch... anyway the point is... the students in that class will know that student has a boner before he does... but that's just one of my many points of views on this subject...

Also, I have always wondered what it was like to be a girl... In psychology we're told that no male can ever be as sexually aroused as a female... since I learned this I have always wanted to know how aroused a girl can get... but that's just one of my many points of views on this subject... :D

I feel bad for all the girls. I, accually want to be a girl to see what its like.Then go back to my guy friends and flaunt my body and say its me then they will throw up. He..he... xD

l o l that would be a pretty hysterical prank to pull on someone... L M A O I can imagine that...

xD I know... 8D

I think, for the topic of conversation at hand, this video is rather applicable.

Don't worry, there's nothing unsavory about it, except maybe a second of rudimentarily drawn cartoon boobs. But it's a great little animation.

Geraldine

Originally Posted by Jeanie

A lot of the guys, usually young lads, don't have it dangling...they're holding it. Every time I leave the house and I a youngish lad he always has his hand down the front of his pants. I saw one last week, he had one arm around the girl he was with and the other down his pants.

Well, I dunno about guys fondling themselves in public (never much pay attention to be honest), but I was told by my boyfriend it high school that they have to *ahem* adjust themselves because if their penis is in the wrong position it hurts. But, still, some guys seems to always be moving themselves XP One guy I know is constantly doing it... kinda creeps me out a bit since I know he has a big crush on me....

My fiance never sticks his hands down his pants and says he doesn't know why other guys do it. Some of them that I've seen they have both hands down there and are like stretching their pants out so if you wanted you could see down there.

azeri - 0.0 .... yea... i think.... umm..... yea... lol


didn't see that coming...

I only have... "penis envy" now and then...

But most of the time, I'm happy to be a girl. ^^ *being lesbian*

Haha. that clip was pretty awesome Azerai XD

agreed....

Best clip ever.
I'm going shopping. :]

Eh, I'm pretty nuetral because while I hate being a girl with the whole pressuring to look perfect all the fucking time, can't be a bit flirty without someone calling you a whore, possibility of having a living thing in body(a phobia of mine. Seriously, it scares the fuck outta me just thinking about it), bleeding from the crotch once a month(though I do enjoy the joke where if your friend is on their period and you ask them "Did puberty kick you in the crotch and make you bleed? Did you kick it back?"), The whole two lumps on your chest that hurt so fucking bad when your in a freezing pool because of swim team, you cant chest bump anyone because it hurts your boobs, the whole two lumps on your chest that block your view of your feet(I personally dont have a problem with this, but several of my friends do) er... I forgot my point...

Oh yeah! Those things are all pretty bad and all but guys have it bad too (though not as bad) like random boners. Seriously, this dude at the pool today at swim team practice got uot the pool and he had a boner, all the girls started laughing at him. I thought he was going to shoot himself from the embarrasment. :/

To be honest, I don't think my life would be any better if I had a penis. It would make some things a lot easier, though.

I think I would like to choose when I would want a penis. Usually it will be when I have to pee or be on my period.

I don't even care about my period.
Yeah, it sucks, but I only get it, like, twice a year.
I just want to experience a penis.
I don't want to be a dude.
I want the phallic symbol of power!

I, for one, have never seen the penis as a symbol of power. More of weakness when you kick it the wrong way. Okay, so that was mean of me. All joking aside, though, it's never seemed to set men on a higher level to me in anything but their own minds. I'm fine being a girl. In fact, I'm rather thankful for it. 'Cause I've seen the look on a guy's face when he's sitting in sex ed (which I think they call 'Family Living' or some crap like that now) trying not to draw attention to the fact that the bell has just rung and he cannot get out of his seat... yeah. That would suck.

That clip was awsome!

Me, other than periods and childbirth I like being a girl. I think it could be fun to experience at one point in your life, but I wouldn't like one all the time...

Also another thing guys don't have to worry about, Pap Smears! You guys have it so easy without that! I have a male doctor, do you know how awkward that is?!!?!

I know my boyfriend has to *ahem* adjust himself every once and a while, usually after we've been wrestling, or playing on the WII. He's not the type to broadcast his boner.

Originally Posted by Syraannabelle

That clip was awsome!

Me, other than periods and childbirth I like being a girl. I think it could be fun to experience at one point in your life, but I wouldn't like one all the time...

Also another thing guys don't have to worry about, Pap Smears! You guys have it so easy without that! I have a male doctor, do you know how awkward that is?!!?!

I know my boyfriend has to *ahem* adjust himself every once and a while, usually after we've been wrestling, or playing on the WII. He's not the type to broadcast his boner.

How.... how do you manage this? I could not do it!

I got one last month (it was my first time ever[turned 18 in July]).... it wasn't as bad as I thought, but still very intrusive....

I mainly went because I wanted to go on birth control, so I could actually maintain my periods!

I still couldn't do it, no way no how. Not with a male doctor.

the guy caught me at birth, besides as a doctor I doubt he's really going to pay your Vajayjay anymore attention then necessary. Plus he's probably seen a lot of them...