Hey!

I was looking around, and I noticed that there wasn't a FML thread anywhere (or if there was, i missed it!)

I assume that most people know what FML is, (f*** my life).

So post your funny, horrible unfortunate stories here so we can all laugh and consol each other!

This is more a story about my brother, but when he was 12, he was reaching into the candy closet to find some goodies, (no one was home to stop him). Then my dad comes inside of the house, he's like 'Did you enjoy those candy bars?' and my brother was like "I didn't have any!"

My little brother got punished for taking candy when he wasn't supposed to, and for lying.

You see, my dad saw him through our living room windows while driving the car home.

hahahah. i got one. i foundout that i was bi when i was a sophomore in high school. well, a year or so before that i was curious if PlayGirl was real or if was just a madeup thing. so i went to the site and low and behold, it was there. my sister ended up getting trouble for going there and not me, it was great hehe

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I am so sorry ahill o.o That really does suck.

I guess my "fml" moment would be some pretty horrible news from my friend. My verbally abusive, lying ex-girlfriend who I was in love with for quite some time has finally decided to move back to her home... which is like a block from my house. But no, to make it worse - she's coming back Christmas. Merry Fucking Christmas! And I swear to god if she tries to ask for forgiveness one more time I think I'm going to loose it - we have done this dance far to long and I really just want her out of my life.

A fml moment would be the days when all my extracurricular get all crammed in right next to each other some how and I also get a few tests, quizzes, assignments, and projects on the side >.> like, once, I forgot which day it was, but, one day 1 period I got a english essay to write, second period I a test (I forgot which subject), third period we got a pop quiz (which 1/3 of the class failed and I got a low 60), and fourth period we got assigned this new project....yay -_-....and then after school I got an orthodontist appointment and then I had to rush back to one of my clubs (I think I was on library duty :P) and then after my shift I had to check in with this other club I was with. And apparently there was this meeting at 6:30 at another place away from school all the way until 9:30 and I get stuck doing my homework until 3-4 in the morning...yea...during the whole thing I'd be saying 4nck, 4nck, 4nck, 4nck, and $4!t, $4!t, $4!t, $4!t.

I have a total of 20 pages due for sociology, 3 lab reports, a take home test, a paper, and another test all due in a span of 1 week. FML

There was one time when I was at this group get-together thing my parents always go to. There are usually 3 other kids, 2 guys, 1 girl, that are around my age. There was a new person there who brought a 3-year-old girl and she always sat in a corner watching us do stuff. For some reason we started wrestling and I went to kick one of the guys, but he moved aside and I kicked the 3-year-old instead. Luckily I didn't kick too hard and she was fine by the end of the party. I still feel so bad. D:

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