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Ways you threaten your siblings (Funny)
Okay, surely there has been a time where your siblings younger and older, have gotten on your nerves, and you threatened them with something if they didn't stop.
I've relayed many threats to my sister... which some she finds so funny... she relays them to my mom. >.> But the one I use with my two nephews who are 7 & 8, is: "You better knock it off, Or I'll sit on you, put the dog's butt on your head, and blow your brains out!" They just laugh. >.> Seeing as, our dog has a nuclear weapon- her gas. >.< Either way, discuss threats you've relayed to your siblings, to try and get them to stop whatever it was they were doing. ^^ |
My cousin threated to castrate my brother if he didnt stop repeating what she said and when he treid to reapeat her,he couldnt pronounce castrate.
dumbest thing ive ever seen them do -_- |
I think thats kinda funny. x3
If I might ask, how old was the brother at the time? ^^' |
I used to always tell my sister that I wouldn't be her friend anymore whenever she didn't do what I said. lol;;
And I always said "or else." I didn't know what that else was though. Haha. |
I recently sent my sister a birthday card. Her birthday isn't until the 24th, though, so on the back of the envelope I wrote. "Do not open before Nov. 4th or I'll sic Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on you!"
... And proceeded to stick a Hello Kitty sticker on it. x3 |
being the oldest of 4 i have had lots of opportunities to threaten the sibs... and most of the time it worked until my two brothers got bigger than me haha... here are a few of the ones that stuck out in my mind...
"i'm gonna kick your butt till your nose bleeds" (not that funny, but effective) "i'm gonna punch you so hard you'll be seeing stars till next tuesday" "touch my stuff again and i'll wipe [our dog] bear's poop all over your room!" "i swear to god, touch me again and i'm gonna rip your ears off and sell them on the black market" "i'm gonna give you a wedgie so hard you'll be flossing your teeth with your underwear" "i'm gonna shove [whatever is in my hand at the moment] straight up your nose holes" i know there was more, we are a very violent family... but we always fought with each other and after these verbal sparring matches we ended up rolling on the floor trying to make the other one beg for mercy haha... those were the good ole days |
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...WITH A HELLO KITTY STICKER! <3 <3 <3 You win. I only get to do these to my niece. : / Siblings are all..late thirties to early forties. No point in saying silly but funny things to them. BUT IF IT COUNTS... I tell my niece. 'I'm hungry. Let's cook you.' '-insert what I want her to do- or else I'll throw you in the trash can.' |
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I have no siblings of my own, but I'm staying with my friend and her family. She has a younger brother with whom I don't really get along with. These are just a few things I've said to him:
"Would you like four evenly placed holes in your forehead?" *brandishes fork* "You touch my blades again and I'll put sugar in your gas tank!" (I almost did it too) "I think your stupidity is caused by lack of air in your abdomen" *pokes with butter knife* "Another comment will get you a broken limb, but I can make you a special offer and break two." Needless to say, we joke around, but we really don't like each other. |
I never get the chance to threaten my younger brother, because then I get in trouble. -.- One time though I came running after him with a remote, and he ran away pretty fast and then told my mom.
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I was living with my best friend and her family, and her little brother is in that "Gangster" phase. So one day he was mouthing off and I said...
I swear to god, if you don't shut up, I am going to kick that wangster right outta you so fast you won't know what happened. |
I do it in many ways.One main ways I do this is like this:
"I will break you legs,throw you out of the window and then get a elephant to suplex you!"Ny little sis starts crying and leaves me alone!FUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
I'll give you five good reasons to shut the hell up christain (Name of my little brother) -puts fingers down while counting 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 while quickly and making a fist-
I've never seen that kid run up the stairs so quick! XD |
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kinda random one my brother was bothering me and i said " Go away or i'll send blaze ( my rabbit) after you!" for some odd reason my rabbit hates my brother and likes to bite him and rip holes in the legs of his pants i don't know but it's funny to see them together well fun for me not so much for my brother....
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I don't have any siblings, sadly :( but I do have cousins.
"How many colors can you turn before losing consciousness? If you don't sit down and be quiet, we will find out." "I will fart down your throat!" -sounds weird, but it's effective lol "Shh be quiet, just let me stab you a little. Trust me, it's fun.. for me." -they'll back off a little lol |
I haven't threaten my sibling months ago. I just don't do that shit anymore. I am so over fighting with my sibling. Fighting since I was so little and now it's just getting tired and yet some just want to cause drama everywhere. -sigh-
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My threats are always just, "I'll kill you."
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I try not to threaten my little sister. :P |
Sure there have been loads of time we get annoyed at each other, but I've never actually threatened either of my siblings. I just tell them to cut it out or I'll be really grumpy lol. :) |
I don't really threaten my siblings anymore, especially since we're older now and it doesn't work lol, so I either smack their hand/arm or pinch them just enough to stop bothering me. Yep, we get physical lol, but not to the point we actually hurt each other.. Most of the time.. LOL xD; Though, we do tend to throw the immature 'You're stupid' or 'you're retarded' for fun. ..I think my oldest sister made it a hobby now, though, because whenever she is wrong on something but just won't admit it, she'll call me stupid or retarded and just leave it at that. >3>;;; I think I'll start calling them little pricks now, too. /shot lol :D |
I used to threaten my little brother all the time, and blackmail him, and blame stuff I did on him if he pissed me off. Now he's like a foot taller than me and this makes his fear of me decrease extremely, so its just easier to chase him with a broom or smack him. -_- Pulling his hair used to like, immobilize him (its all long and pretty) but that doesn't work either anymore.
Yes, I'm violent when I want to be. XD;; My sister, however, can and will kick MY ass, so I stick with verbal threats with her. Such as "If you don't knock it off, I'm going to tell them all that you secretly listen to Pink!" or recently while she was pregnant (BIG pregnant) she was wearing a purple top and she annoyed me so I started poking her and telling her she'd win a grape-look-alike contest. >_>; See, we just insult each other. I'm kinda scared of her still since she used to half kill me when we were younger, and then she got into wrestling so she knows how to really fight, and I'm just not that stupid. Our brother got super mad at her when she was pregnant the first time cuz he got jealous or something...anyway, he threw a rock at her and it hit her belly, and she still kicked his ass even though she was like seven months along. :rofl: Then my sister's oldest daughter who I'm really close to (she's 3) she annoys me all the time, because she's a spoiled brat, but I'll just stop talking to her out of the blue and that usually makes her be good, and if it doesn't I do immature things like mess up her hair or like, hang her kinda upside-down or carry her sideways like a sack of potatoes. :P That really doesn't bother her anymore though, because lately I carry her like that all the time since she can throw tantrums and kick and hit without doing much damage. >_> |
I tie the teddy bear up and threaten to sell him over sea's to nasty children who will throw darts at Teddy all day long. They don't like Teddy's type over there.
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If my little brother is doing something bad, I threaten to throw him in the trash can. When I threaten him, he stops because he knows that I'll do it. ( And I've already done it to him on numerous occasions. ) |
I have many stories of my own but I think the best I have ever heard is from my fiance who has two older sisters.
Her middle sister I guess got pissed at her older sister and grabbed a knife from the kitchen and started chasing her oldest sister with it. Their mother supposably stayed on the recliner and just yelled...which didn't stop them. >.< |
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