So earlier today, I was in Wal-Mart with Rain. While we were there, an elder lady came up to us and said, AND I QUOTE:

Do you like Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna? Because I love Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna...

I think she was referring to the Bumblebee Tuna commercial, where they sing that song, but still. It may not seem random to you guys, but did I mention that she grabbed my ass? >_<
Yeah. Here's the story from the beginning.
Rain and I walked into Wal-Mart, trying to find something (you nosy people!) that we eventually found after wandering around. Soon after, we're standing in the line, waiting for our turn with a cashier (trust me, it's not the best job. I work for Best Buy. >_<). There's one person ahead of us with a crapload of stuff, but all the other lines are loaded as well. The old lady came behind us and was looking at the magazine when I felt something on my ass, more like a hand. When I turn around, she leans in and whispers, "Do you like Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna? I love Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna..." and smiles, starting to laugh.
And where was Rain when all of this happened?
Standing right next to me, pulling me by my arm and laughing her ass off like a maniac.
.... It's not every day that something like that happens.
So tell me! What are some odd encounters you've had with elderly people, or just people in general?
...Nothing can top that, though.. >_< -is violated-

Why do so many people go to EVIL Wal-mart >_<

Reminds me of an old person encounter I had of my own.
I'd put it around 2004 or 2005. I had spent the night at my best friend's house for her birthday and we had walked to the mall the next day so I could exchange a build-a-bear I was not happy with because that had been her birthday thing.

So we are walking back to her place from the mall and we are only a few streets away when this old man probably in his seventies approaches us waving and just randomly starts telling us this story. I forget what the story was I think I was barely listening, but he finished it and left. It didn't bother me at all because I had thought that he was a neighbor of my best friend's and her sister and had approached us because he had recognized them. But then a few seconds later my best friend beats me to saying:
"Who was that guy?"
Now I started to get creeped out.
"You don't know?" I respond, "I thought he was talking to us because he knew you guys, he waved."
"I have never seen that guy before."
"Oook, that's creepy."
"Yeeah".

We figured the guy must have had Alzheimer's as like I said he looked to be in his seventies. But it was still creepy.

I was at the Bob Evans festival, walking down the sidewalk with a friend from school. There was an old lady with a walker coming towards us and we move to the side so she has room to get through. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough room. Her walker lands square on my foot and to get it off she has to put all of her weight on it and take another step. This 90 lb woman felt like she weighed 200 while she was smashing my poor foot. She continued on her way mumbling about how nice some kids were. It was an odd experience to say the least. My friend almost passed out he was laughing so hard.

Wow.. That's pretty intense, guys. >_<
@Nissa: Sorry.. but that IS kind of funny.. XD

I just remembered another one. The house I used to live in was once a small country store. We were out on our front porch one day and this lady just pulls into our yard, looks at us like we're the crazy ones, and pulls back out onto the road. She pulled in to right about where the gas pump was. I guess she used to get her gas there or was Alzheimering or something.

Haha! :XD
I do hope I get eccentric and maybe just a little crazy with age...

I had a bit of an odd experience a few weeks ago, but it wasn't as bizarre as yours.

Some old lady in the street stopped to have a look at my baby, which happens a lot.
Then she started asking me all these personal questions out of the blue.
"What's her name?"
"Wendy."
"What's her last name?"
"Goodwin."
"And are you married to Mr Goodwin?"
"Yes."
"So she's not an accident, then?"
"Uh... no."
"And have you lost all the baby fat?"
-I had an A-line coat on, and she actually puts her hand on my stomach to have a feel-
"You don't feel that fat."
And then she just walked off.

Some people just have no sense of boundaries.

I used to work at Wendy's, and one day, I was on back window, bored out of my mind. This old guy, seemed perfectly normal, asked me how I was. I smiled, told him I was fine, waved at his wife, gave him his change, etc. Before he pulled away, though, he suddenly pulls out these rubber worms and goes "Would you like a worm?", while his wife starts laughing her ass off.

It rather frightened me.

a worm, of all things! >< Poor bunny!

:lol: Wow. Poor you. I haven't had any strange things happen to me with old people...yet.

My grandmother is one strange old woman. If one were to just meet her and be utterly clueless to her ways one would think her to be a normal 92 year old lady, but NO...she always surprises me with her oddities. She once asked me to watch a film with her, I said okay, expecting it to be an average movie, but what do I find when she hits the play button? The movie is full of naked people putting on plays in the 1930's. I almost swallowed my tongue when I saw it.

All I can say is....wow. Random old people are fun.

I work for the Seattle Rocky Horror Picture Show, and for the first Saturday of every month, I'm in costume, normally around 8, getting all of my things together by 10 so that I can be at the theatre by 10:20, can practice the dances, and be ready to open the door at 11:30.

So, a few months ago I was ready by 8, but my fishnets had a giant hole, so I went to Fred Meyer to go buy a new pair.

This man, in his 50's-60's, balding, a little chubby, and named "Dave" was my cashier for the evening, trying to make small talk, I guess, made the comment that "back in the day, only hookers wore fishnets", then eyed me up and down before saying, "if you're a hooker, then I get off work in 40 minutes," and chuckled. I just looked at him, rolled my eyes, since I hear stupid crap like this from fellow college students, and started walking away. His ending comment when I grabbed the bag was "meet me out back."

Ew. >_<

My mother once saw an older woman wearing spandex. To add to it, her giant hoop earings said "SEXY" on them and she had long brightly colored nails.

There's a pretty odd one next door to me, and I don't feel like telling some of the strange encounters I've had with him. Not all old people are that weird though, because my 82 year old grandmother is very sharp and she's my best friend.

LOL.. Derrick, I remember that now.. XD
C'mon, it was funny.

Suprisingly enough, my grandma is kinda.. weird.. Alright, she is.
She's Japanese and Korean or some shit like that, and she has this habit of saying half of the shit she says in Japanese, and the other in Korean. Since I barely know Korean, it kills me every time I try to talk to her.
So I was visiting her one day, and I guess she was really mad at this person, and when she's mad she talks shit about everyone. I was wearing shorts that were short enough, a tanktop and flats that day, seeing as it was REALLY hot. What does she say?
"RINA! (Yeah, my parents changed my name legally. Now, it's not Rain, it's Rina. -sigh- anywho) You little slut! Cover up those A-cups!"
Seeing as I have B-cups, nor am I a slut, and she said the rest of whatever she was trying to tell me in Korean.. It was a pretty fucked up day.
And there were a lot of cute guys around, and they looked at her and started walking away. A few laughed, and one guy just sat there and stared.

Yeah.. >_< Though, I don't think anyone can top yours, Derry! <3