everyone has a quote they made or a favorite quote they repeat all the time, well write them down here and show the world your quote![COLOR="Silver"]

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"God made us best friend because no mom could handle us as sisters"

"Even if everyone turns their back on you, I will be there pushing you forward."

"In a world of black and white, I know you will be right next to me with a rainbow shirt ready to take on the world"

"A true friend means:
you cry, I cry
you laugh, I laugh
you jump, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass."

Just don't forget to use the [quote]QUOTE TAGS[/quote] around them.

This became my favorite since the Stimulus Map Pack on Modern Warfare 2 came out. Especially since all the people started using grenade launchers and only grenade launchers, so I built a class, that as long as I kill someone, I have unlimited grenades to shoot at them.

You start it, and I WILL finish it. So dont start!

A few I like:

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."--Mark Twain
"Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine."--Robert C. Gallagher
"No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched."--George Jean Nathan
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."--Oscar Wilde
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."--Michel de Montaigne
"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it."--Charles M. Schulz
"A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea."--Honore de Balzac
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."--E. B. White
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."--Charles M. Schulz
"Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."--Aristotle
"The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind."--H. P. Lovecraft

this is one of my own ^.^

"If you walk through life with you eyes closed...



you'll eventually run into something..."

Me and Orcarina have a barrel(roll) load of quotes. Too bad our memories suck and we can't remember them to quote... All we can remember is laughing for hours...

Originally Posted by Me Singing

Xeno xeno xeno. Xeno's everywhere. Xeno xeno xeno. We're giving you a scare!

Was playing AvP(360) online as an Alien running around singing this into my mic.

Originally Posted by Me

Where ya' goin'?

Was playing Saints Row 2 doing Heli Assault Missions and I had to blow up the enemy gangs cars and they were driving away so I just kinda yelled it out. Where it stuck and is now my motto!

Originally Posted by Kim Pine

If your life had a face I'd punch it. I'd punch your life in the face

Scott Pilgrim. Nuff said.

In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, a symbol of hope for millions. A single, tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark.
I laughed and blew it out.

Said by the Joker.

Another one I love is from the movie Kingdom of Heaven

""Be without fear in the face of your enemies,
Speak the truth, always, even if it leads to your death,
Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong,
That is your oath...-SLAP-...and that is so you dont forget it."

it's not letting me reply. i have a block of text in there and it says my message is too short and that i need at least 1 letter in there. wtf?

Is it all in a quote?

Originally Posted by Example

Like these?

Because they don't count as actual words/characters.

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavner

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.
Barry Goldwater

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer.
Robin Tyler

I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied "so are all my heterosexual patients."
Ernest van den Haag, psychotherapist

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
John Stewart

Rofl, I love gay quotes :lol: But now it is enough quotes from me.. The rest is on this site.

So true, and people have been using it more often now. =3= My ex claims it's his quote. =3='' oh well. Funny quote though. o3o

You can't rape the willing.

"Good Artist Barrow, Great Artist Steal!"

just one of my favs.

My favorite person to quote is Douglas Adams, the author of The Hitchhikers Trilogy.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

And last but not least, My most favorite:

Anything that happens, happens. Anthing that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

@PaintedApple: The very simplest way to quote text is to highlight the text and click the little chat bubble button that appears in the posting box, just to the right of the "insert image" button. I'm not sure what you meant by "the normal way," but this way works for sure. =)

My guess is that PaintedApple tried to make a post consisting only of [quote]d material, which the software doesn't allow.

In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
George Orwell

Ask yourself whether the dream of heaven and greatness should be waiting for us in our graves - or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth.
Ayn Rand

A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.
Thomas Jefferson

Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
George Washington

There were too many good quotes throughout history...I'll stop now.

Do you know what this runs on? It runs on love, and every time I use it the divorce rate goes up.

It's apparently from a webcomic, but my friend never told me which. Let me know if you recognize it.

Not sure where I heard these, but I love them.

1) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
2) There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over.
3) Behold! The All-American weapon of mass destruction: choking on a pretzel.
4) Only in America do pizzas arrive at doorsteps faster than ambulances.
5) Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
6) I hate nothing. Just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns.
7) Your a good friend, but when the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.
8) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends if they're okay, then it's you.

O-O oops

Sorry, I have a thread just like this is the books forum... should I delete it??

Those who say sunshine brings true happiness have obviously never danced in the rain

One good thing about music: when it hits you, you feel no pain -Bob Marley

Nothing like punching babies and setting fire to old people -By:One of my close friends

I'm going to shove your face in a blender, then feed it to a cat while you're still alive. -Me

All good quotes ^.^ Muahahaha

The most helpful thing I've ever heard in my life, and something I repeat to others often:

"The bravest thing of all is always hope." -- from "Binary" by Brave Saint Saturn

My token drunken quote, when being accused of drinking too much:

"You're not an alcoholic unless you're drinking alone!"

My "you're being stupid" quote, inspired by my best friend asking me the dumbest question ever:

Hey, anyone know where the meteor shower is? Is it outside?

And finally, when people accuse me of being mean, my response inevitably goes something like this:

"Seriously, dude? You know I'm not mean. Now shut up before I kick your ass."