06-24-2010, 01:43 AM
Once upon a time, the Angry Walrus was waddling through the internet in his awkward walrus way, when he came across *gasp* a man.
"Hi." said stranger.
"Rrrrhghskalf!" said Angry Walrus. **( translation from walrus to human: Salutations! )**
Stranger smiled coyly. "N00dz?" he asked.
"Rrrrhghskalf!" AW replied, a scowl marring his lovely walrus face. **( translation from walrus to human: Eww! No you freaky bastard! I'm a walrus! I can't even hold a camera. )**
Strangers face fell, but only for a moment. "How is your life going?" he asked, seemingly ignoring the last turn of events.
"Rrrhghskalf!" AW said, waving his fin about in an explanatory fashion. **( translation from walrus to human: Pretty good, actually. I've got a wife and two kids. You? )**
Strangers coy smile returned. "Good." He said quickly. Too quickly. Instantly Angry Walrus knew something was up. "I canz haz n00dz?!" Stranger said, coming back into the conversation with a quickly typed message.
"Rrrhghskalf!" said our lovable Angry Walrus. **( translation from walrus to human: "OHMIGAWD DUDE! I already told you. Even if I wanted to, WHICH I DON'T, I couldn't give you n00dz. I. AM. A. WALRUS. )**
Then, something horrible hapened to our cuddly-wuddly walrus. Stranger's face clouded over to an expression of rage, and he let out an explosive string of profanities, claiming Angry Walrus was, among other things, a dirty, crab infested slut.
Well, as you could expect, our AW was so angry at this, that he almost replied with more profanity. Instead, he grabbed hold of his anger, and decided to send this man some n00dz.
A few minutes after linking Stranger n00dz, Angry Walrus found out that he was an extreme homophobe, and the the man x man n00dz were very, very, unappreciated.
Just another good-old, n00d sending day for our good friend, the Angry Walrus.
A little story about how nobody is safe from n00d beggin' newbs after going through this trauma XD. I'd love to hear your thoughts and opinions on this subject :)
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