FML moments
 

I'm not sure where this thread would fit in board wise but I thought it would be a little humorous and great to discuss your FML moments. One of mine was when I was babysitting and the little boy was running around without a diaper on. Him being two he was into everything. I captured him and put his diaper back on only to sit on the couch into something awkwardly warm and wet. Do any of you guys ever get FML moments? If so feel free to share. I'm in need of a few laughs. If this type of thread doesn't belong in this category/forum feel free to move it.

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Nobody has any FML moments?

Hmm...I have quite a few. Second day of me kissing for the first time (it was still awkward) I mistook him in wanting a hug. Mid-hug, did I realize he wanted a kiss instead. -_-* I cussed at my friend on my cell and I forgot I had it in the bathroom. When I my mom used the bathroom, she read my texts. I was grounded from my phone for a week. I was texting a big huge flirt text saying "You're right, your eyes do make me week." to by boyfriend. Only when I got the reply did I realize I sent it to his brother instead. They still tease me about it to this day. :( Well that's the best I can think of at the moment. Will post more when I think of them. :P

I have a pretty good one:

I was walking downstairs to see my girlfriend for dinner, and when I got to the Residents Office, my pants fell down! I was doubly embarrassed because the Resident was a woman :cry: . The worst part was when I realized she actually saw me.

lol it's hard to say if I really have many FML moments. I spend too much time enjoying them to REALLY feel pathetic about it. I mean...unless you count my horrible distaste of needles and going to donate blood for the first time. Though, I think it was more of an FML for my dad. There he is trying to help me through it, 'cause I REALLY hate needles...and his 19 year old daughter is crying for her mom. XD

I remember my first time donating blood. I was freaked. I watched three guys around me pass out, and one of them went into convulsions! I've been a happy, healthy donor for the last three years and not one accident yet. So happy! :squee:

Awesome! Ya, I don't have any incidents or anything other than sitting there counting the seconds until I can go eat my fig newtons. Of course...I've only donated twice. And it still doesn't take away my distaste for needles. My mom has to go in with me on Tuesday while I start up my HPV shots (of course...she needs to be there anyway since we're doing the eye doctor the same day...)

Oh oh...and I can think of an FML for my cat. We got him declawed and de-manned on the same day. That poor thing. It was like every step he took said FML.

Yeah, cats are drama queens all over.
An FML involving a pet:

I let my dog outside a year or two ago to let him use the "facilities" and when I went to check for him twenty minutes later, he still wasn't back. Turns out he'd taken off with my mothers dog to go and chase after "the creepy noises in the dark" that she barks at... So I ended up being the one who had to chase after the blind idiot (moms dog) for three hours in the middle of the night. just to find out that she'd gotten her head stuck in a tree stump because she heard a mouse run over it... FML

A few months ago a million mosquitoes entered the house (I've no idea where they came from all of a sudden and where they went later. But I'm glad they just aren't there anymore) The coils, sprays, etc. had no effect on them O.O I couldn't even use a blanket or anything for cover cause the weather was so hot. I'd have slept naked if I could T_T All the fans were useless in my corner of the room; they're still installing the airconditioner :P

Those were some consecutive sleepless FML nights.

Here's a certain FML.

Early last year, I slipped sort of a discreet "will you go out with me" in a conversation with my crush. When I didn't get a reply, I assumed he didn't hear me, and was rather upset. I muttered quietly to myself about being frustrated, when he says "aw, what are you frustrated about?" FML.

And speaking of pet FMLs, I'll tell one from the perspective of a late hamster:

Today, I was in my maze and found a ton of yogurt treats. Being a hamster, I stuffed all of them in my cheek pouch. When I was returned to my cage, I took the treats out and found that they had melted together in my body heat. My owner deemed it too dangerous and removed it. FML

Really, that thing was massive. Didn't want Furbie trying to put it back in his pouch.

OH WOW! That sucks!Yikes but that was pretty funny.

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Dang that's no fun.

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that's hilarious. I bet he was thinking what do i do now? she wants her mother not me...lol

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THREE HOURS?! I would have given up

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Geez, I hate bugs. Man that's a lot of mosquitoes, did you get bitten?

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haha wow. i liked the pet fml. that would suck.

When I like walk to get something and I walk all the way there and forget what I was suppose to be doing. FML

Well, here's a wonderful FML. I took my laptop over to my dad's for 4th of July Weekend, and this morning it got a virus. Again. I only EVER get viruses at his house. T_T Now I have to do a COMPLETE system recovery and full data wipe in order to get rid of it. I'm soooo never taking my laptop to my dad's house again. F.M.L.

I have a Justin Bieber song stuck in my head.

FML.

I only ever find cute boys when they have girlfriends/I have a boyfriend. F.M.L.!

I was having the most perfect dream ever about my crush then I rolled off the side of my bed and hit my head against the dresser. FML

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Yikes, I remember when my computer got a virus. Dude I think it was malicious but I flipped out. Like panicked. I thought it would wipe all my files and it blocked norton. but i got around it and removed it with a malware remover I was able to download.

A month after I got my computer it short circuited so we sent it back to the manufacturer and it took 6 months till I got it back. Then a month later it got a virus so we sent it overseas to my brother to repair which took another 6 months. It caught the same virus the next day and I had to wait a month until we could take it over to repair. Then 2 weeks after coming back the plug broke. So 3 months later my brother sent a new plug. Then 1 month later the part of the computer where you put the plug broke. My brother said its to expensive to fix so now its decorative furniture. So all in all, I used the computer for a total of 3 months 2 weeks and 2 days and I owned my computer for about 2 years...FMC

Wow! That's a long time for it not to be working! That really sucks.

Wwoowww. DX I'm sorry. What kind of computer was it? 0.o

Gateway D: Other than breaking down all the time It functioned really well :O The video games I played were beautiful looking on the computer and I had no lag as opposed to the one I have now >.>

DX Aww...yaaa...according to my computer friends and brother, Gateway isn't exactly held to high esteem. =/

Yeah. I agree. My friend has a gateway laptop and they have to send it to get repaired which is going to take a month.

My life is one big FML moment. One that really stands out to me, which my husband still does not let me live down, is when I accidentally send a girl that used to be friends with a text that was supposed to go to my husband. They both were texting me at the same time and both names start with an A so I wasn't paying much attention and accidentally sent an embarrassing text to my friend.

I wish someone told me that D:

haha I did that with my sister and a friend. I was telling who i thought was my sister about my crush only to find out later it was my friend...

Luckily, my life has been without FML moments lately. My secret: I stopped caring about what a majority of people around me think. xD; Way useful.