I was wondering if anyone here lived near me. I live in Bethesda, Maryland.

There's definitely a few Menewshans in Maryland, wonder if any of them will post in here though...

Not I!
. . . . glisten like bacon in the sun? Is that like cooked or uncooked bacon?

I live....not too far away. Well...still a considerable drive. I hate driving to Maryland. Heck. I hate driving to D.C. ....And...actually...I hate driving to Arlington. But..my car's a piece of junk, and that's likely why. (I'm in Fairfax County, Virginia, btdubz)

nope. Way far away!

I live in Massachusetts. :"D
Pretty far...away.

i live reallllllllllllly far srry

Halfway across the conutry :P

If you consider Nevada close to ya, then sure, I live near ya XD

Maryland? o.o I do believe we're on the complete (literally) opposite sides of the U.S.