Last month I had a car accident and my brother broke his cavicle on his left side. I tried to cheer him up and said "Eh good think you're right handed".
Then he told me he's left handed
Awkwaaaaaaard

Lol, that is pretty awkward. Um, I don't know if this is awkward or not...but when I went to a friend's birthday party, we went to an ice skating ring and like...I felt really awkward when my friend's dad kept putting his hand on my leg. =/ Then I kinda ran away and tried to skate. At which point, I slipped, fell in the air and landed on my back.

Both pretty awkward.

A couple of weeks ago, I was at a party, we were all sitting around a bon fire. There were two people there that had broken up about a month before. Well, while everyone was talking, they were talking across the bon fire. Slowly, conversation died between everyone else, and it was just the two people talking about returning each other's thing. One of them seemed to get frustrated because she wanted to handle a situation one way and the other wanted to handle the situation another way. They kept smiling at each other even though the corner of their mouths kept twitching because they wanted to act so mad. Then after that it went dead silent. I wanted to say "Awkward" but I didn't think it was an appropriate time. XD

At my workplace, there's this one regular that comes in and his left arm is missing up to his elbow. I don't stare or anything, but sometimes he pokes me with it!! D:

Nothing is more awkward than a friend hitting on you continually when he knows you have a boyfriend.
It's pretty selfish if you ask me.

I remember I was at a friend's party, and her her aunt and uncle came in and went down stairs. We were sitting at the table talking about the American flag. My friend brought up the idea of America getting a 51st state. My other friend and I started going on about how we can't get another state or else it'll make the stars on our flag look werid. My friend said "What if Puerto Rico becomes a state?" and I jokingly screamed (loudly) "THEN I'LL BLOW UP PUERTO RICO!!". Then she said "Hey, did you see my aunt and uncle come in" and I responded "yeah". Then she added "They're from Puerto Rico". I started spazzing out, trying to apologize, but yeah... Awkward...

Random Candy's story kind of reminded me of one.

A friend of mine was dating my cousin, who is pretty much a pot head and I dislike him a lot. Well, she started doing drugs, my friends told her parents, and some how, my friends and I ended up in her house while her step mother was yelling at her. She went on to say things like "I never liked that boy! I could tell he was on drugs, his mom and dad probably do drugs, Hell his entire family probably does drugs" After all the yelling and cursing up and down about my cousin and his 'family' my friend Rosa told her "Oh ya, this is Brittany, Ian's cousin" It was so awkward sitting there pretty much being insulted for being related to him without her actually knowing I was his cousin. Kind of funny though, she probably felt stupid for saying my entire family is on drugs right in front of me. XD