So awhile back when I was at school I was walking from my first period to my second and I was behind these two boys who I tried over and over again to pass but couldn't. Giving up I just decided to stay behind them when they decided to get into some "deep" conversing.

And I swear they actually said everything I'm about to quote, I'll name them Guy 1 and Guy 2.
Guy 1: "Dude, I could totally eat a panda."
Guy 2: "Yeah dude me too, like just eat it all up."
Guy 1: "No! Turn it into a panda pizza THEN eat it!"
Guy 2: "Or! We could have a tiger pizza."
Guy 1: "Whoa dude... No.... I love tigers...."

I swear I'm not making that up it actually happened haha! But I thought it was the best thing ever :squee: does anyone else out there have any weird overheard convo stories? =3

I over hear weird convos all the time...never do I try to remember them(lousy memory and what not) but they are weird ones.

Originally Posted by Draciolus

I over hear weird convos all the time...never do I try to remember them(lousy memory and what not) but they are weird ones.

Haha! Yeah so do I (: but I always make sure to remember them to share with people at random times. I'm not really sure why, but I get a real kick out of 'em haha.

I'm more one for walking in on conversations at the wrong times. 0.o can be shocking.

Originally Posted by carzeebear

I'm more one for walking in on conversations at the wrong times. 0.o can be shocking.

Haha! Yeah, I have been one to do that too. And I always get a "It's not what you think!" While I'm like weirded out and confused haha.

I actually used to record everything weird I heard people say in a notebook when I was younger. xD

There were a few particularly memorable ones, such as:

"...And then the evil dragon killed them all because he has no sense of humor."

"Hey, do you still have your barn full of German shepherds all piled on top of one another?"

"It's science. It doesn't have to make sense."

There was one very strange conversation I overheard between two people in one of my classes earlier in the year also. One student was attempting to convince the other of how toilets have an advantage over human beings because they can survive longer than we can and are "stronger" than us. I think that was quite possibly the strangest argument that I've heard so far in my life. o_O

Originally Posted by carzeebear

I'm more one for walking in on conversations at the wrong times. 0.o can be shocking.

Me too XD


Though earlier when I was leaving the store. I passed some guy that was near the US Bank thing, and all I heard was him saying something about flying to Romania. I was like, "WTF?" XD

Originally Posted by -The Half-Blood Princess-

I actually used to record everything weird I heard people say in a notebook when I was younger. xD

There were a few particularly memorable ones, such as:

"...And then the evil dragon killed them all because he has no sense of humor."

"Hey, do you still have your barn full of German shepherds all piled on top of one another?"

"It's science. It doesn't have to make sense."

There was one very strange conversation I overheard between two people in one of my classes earlier in the year also. One student was attempting to convince the other of how toilets have an advantage over human beings because they can survive longer than we can and are "stronger" than us. I think that was quite possibly the strangest argument that I've heard so far in my life. o_O

Hahahaha! Oh man, I think that tops my weird coversation hearing of eating pandas hehe. That's a good idea though writing it down in a notebook I'm gong to start doing that haha! Omg, lol at the dragon thing. XD

I hear lots of awkard conversations at school... xD Like this one time I was in the girl's bathroom and this girl just started her period and apparently her 2 friends were spazzing out about it. xD

Girl 1: (talking on cellphone to her mom) My period came on.
Girl 1's friend: (talking to girl 1 while she's on the phone) Are you going to cry?
Girl 1: No.
Girl 1's friend: Are you sure?
Girl 1: Yeah, I'm not going to start crying. You can cry if you want.

And that's when I quickly walked out of the bathroom. Lol.
I always overhear the weirdest conversations at my school. xD

I once was sitting in the front of the math room when I heard two guys in the back.

Guy 1: Dude remember that hooker you killed last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
Guy 1: What'd you do with her?
Guy 2: I thought about a knife but the rock was closer so I just bludgeoned her.
Guy 1: No man, the body
Guy 2: Oh yeah....I need to take care of that.

Creepiest moment ever. No plans on talking to them ever again.

@say-i-love-you
O-kay then...that's definitely creepy. >.>

Originally Posted by Sesshori

I hear lots of awkard conversations at school... xD Like this one time I was in the girl's bathroom and this girl just started her period and apparently her 2 friends were spazzing out about it. xD

Girl 1: (talking on cellphone to her mom) My period came on.
Girl 1's friend: (talking to girl 1 while she's on the phone) Are you going to cry?
Girl 1: No.
Girl 1's friend: Are you sure?
Girl 1: Yeah, I'm not going to start crying. You can cry if you want.

And that's when I quickly walked out of the bathroom. Lol.
I always overhear the weirdest conversations at my school. xD

Hahaha! Oh my God tf? O_O That's rather strange haha! Maybe they were so happy because she thought she was pregnant? LOL

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Originally Posted by say-i-love-you

I once was sitting in the front of the math room when I heard two guys in the back.

Guy 1: Dude remember that hooker you killed last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
Guy 1: What'd you do with her?
Guy 2: I thought about a knife but the rock was closer so I just bludgeoned her.
Guy 1: No man, the body
Guy 2: Oh yeah....I need to take care of that.

Creepiest moment ever. No plans on talking to them ever again.

Wow.. That's just wow... O_O

When I was in high school I'd always hear some very strange and "private" conversations in the bathroom. I mean, I go into the bathroom to do my business and there are always some girls in there talking about how they're pregnant, how their other friend is pregnant, and how another friend has breast cancer. They couldn't have saved those conversations for after school? And then when I started washing my hands and getting ready to leave, they always glared at me. :| What the heck? A bathroom is a public place...not a place for sharing your deepest darkest secrets.

Originally Posted by Amethyst Lavenlight

When I was in high school I'd always hear some very strange and "private" conversations in the bathroom. I mean, I go into the bathroom to do my business and there are always some girls in there talking about how they're pregnant, how their other friend is pregnant, and how another friend has breast cancer. They couldn't have saved those conversations for after school? And then when I started washing my hands and getting ready to leave, they always glared at me. :| What the heck? A bathroom is a public place...not a place for sharing your deepest darkest secrets.

Haha! Omg yeah I've had that happen before. x.x Girls always treat the bathroom like a sanctuary to share each others diaries or something haha! Btw your avi is cute (:

Originally Posted by carzeebear

I'm more one for walking in on conversations at the wrong times. 0.o can be shocking.

yeah, this is what happens in my family a lot. especially when my husband is talking with his brother. i'll walk into the room to hear some of the most randomly weird stuff that i usually don't want to know about.

Originally Posted by Amethyst Lavenlight

When I was in high school I'd always hear some very strange and "private" conversations in the bathroom. I mean, I go into the bathroom to do my business and there are always some girls in there talking about how they're pregnant, how their other friend is pregnant, and how another friend has breast cancer. They couldn't have saved those conversations for after school? And then when I started washing my hands and getting ready to leave, they always glared at me. :| What the heck? A bathroom is a public place...not a place for sharing your deepest darkest secrets.

This doesn't actually happen to me.. I almost wish it did, it sounds hilarious.

Originally Posted by Amethyst Lavenlight

When I was in high school I'd always hear some very strange and "private" conversations in the bathroom. I mean, I go into the bathroom to do my business and there are always some girls in there talking about how they're pregnant, how their other friend is pregnant, and how another friend has breast cancer. They couldn't have saved those conversations for after school? And then when I started washing my hands and getting ready to leave, they always glared at me. :| What the heck? A bathroom is a public place...not a place for sharing your deepest darkest secrets.

The same thing happens to me too. xD

I always sit in the bathroom and read during my lunch period, and as a result I always have to hear all of the weird/obnoxious/private conversations people have. Unfortunately I don't hear that many funny ones; at my school, it's mostly just people acting like idiots in the bathrooms. Although in my classes and hallways and such, people have a tendency to discuss whatever they feel like in front of me like I'm not there, so I pretty much always know who thinks they might be pregnant at my school. o_O