What are something you should not say or do at a date? (Just for laughs)

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"WHAT ARE WE GONNA NAME OUR KIDS"

You should not say any cheesy pickup line. There are a couple decent ones that are cute, but it's too much of a risk, so I am saying none at all. Ever. Not ever. NEVER.

"My god, I'm having an awful time."

Originally Posted by Hermes

"My god, I'm having an awful time."

Ahhaha.

I would say that, if it were true. :]

But the best one I've heard was:

"This will soon be plump with my seed"

As the man rubs the girls tummy.

"You remind me of my ex, but less attractive"

"I just farted."

"My god, you're hideous."

"Breath mint... Use it."

"Do you want to just skip to the part where we sleep together and I don't phone you?"

umm It doesn't matter with me cause me and my boyfriend already been together like 5 months now...but umm we plan on going on a date soon. :U I would say as far as just going on a date to get to know someone i guess..if you have to fart go to the bathroom...lol.. maybe. Then again, if they can't love you for you..they will never love you. so I just say be yourself! :D

Lol. I've never thought of this question before. But I imagine there are so many things you would NOT want to say. I've never been on a date, so I wouldn't know. :P [ That is to say I've been taken for a year now. xD ]

What was your name again?

You're on a date with a girl. Your phone rings, you look at the caller ID and say "Hang on a minute, that's one of my girlfriends calling." haha.

"Do you put out?"

So can I get your friend's number?

you look fat in those jeans.

"Nice night for a coon hunt."

^- Seven Bride's for seven brothers. Awesome movie. But Its a pretty old movie so I'm probably the only one here who's watched it.

But I've never been on a date before...So I don't really know what else to say lol.

Quick, there's the wife- duck down!

I figure if you talk about your ex alot, that'd be a real downer. Lol. Especially if you start comparing them and your date.

Originally Posted by Skull-Cookie

Quick, there's the wife- duck down!

This made me lol. xD Umm...Not sure what else to add. Everyone else has named the ones I was thinking of.

"Woo, pricey menu. Thank god Mom's paying!"
Hahahaha

"Your dad was a much better kisser than you!"

Originally Posted by Ebil

"Your dad was a much better kisser than you!"

"You really look like your mother. I wonder if all of you looks like her"
Then wink.