well ill start off with the first one
me and my friends were at the beach sitting at a picnic table and my friend did a front flip off the picnic table and told me i couldn't do it and well i said to him i bet you i can
so i got on top of the picnic table proceeded to do the jump landed it and realized somehow all i had on was just my boxers looked at the guy behind me and see he had snatched my shorts while i did the flip so yea nothing like being semi nude at a non nude beach

hmmm,

well a really embarassing moment for me in my life would have to be a time that i was out with my aunt and uncle and we were at wal-mart and my uncle farted really loud and it stunk really bad but to top it off there was a lady standing behind us. it was really embarassing :( and really gross smelling. me and my aunt just laughed to cover up how embarassed we were even tho he does it all the time when he is stores or even at a resturant.......hes motto is "if i gotta fart im gonna fart i dont care where im at, its a natural body function and im not afraid to let it out"

Hmm I don't really remember the MOST embarrassing moment in my life. But I do remember one...It was when I was at school and we had a parent teacher conference. I was in elementary school at the time and the guy I liked was there with his mom, and I was there with my mom. And he had long-ish hair. And my mom thought he was a girl, and my mom told his mom : "You have a pretty daughter." And I was just in shock! Because I was like...does this mean I like girly looking guys? Well...anyways. Yeah. Then ...Because my mom loves cuddling with me and hugging me and whateverz, she tells me to sit on her lap during the teachers lecture. And the boy i liked was looking at me and so was everyone else. And I was like "No, mom. [and staring at her trying to tell her with my EYES that she is embarrassing me] and She just grabbed me and sat me on her lap and kissed my check leaving a lip stick mark on my face D: it was there the entire time and I didn't realize it until I got home...It took forever to take off. U_U''

When I was young my aunt convinced me that girls my age (who had no breasts) could walk around without their shirt on and no one would find it odd. So I did. I want with my family to the central park in a large city and spent hours not wearing a shirt. = __ =;

Out of all of the stupid and embarrassing things I've done and said in my life there's one thing that seems to stand out.

I went to the bank after rolling a bunch of coins up and was going to make a deposit. It was raining pretty good that day and even though I didn't life that far from my by the time I got to the bank my shoes were soaked. The first step I took onto the tile floor caused me to slip and when I did that I managed to rip out the in seem of my jeans. I had to go home and change. It still remains to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.