I have...
 

Have you ever broken a bone? Or sprained somehing?

Ive broken a bone in my thumb in softball when i was 7.
And i have sprained my right ankle more times than i bother to count

Neither. Apparently I have a robust frame. No one else in my immediate family has had either of these issues also. Perhaps means that if I bothered to train myself, I would be a rather dangerous combatant in a fight.

I broke my arm, wrist 3 times, sprained my ankle a couple of times.

My arm broke moshing..HAH.
The first two times was because
of moshing again...this was all
during middle school. Lmao~
The third time, I was pushed by
dis hatur into a brick wall..again in middle school.
As for my ankles..I sprained one recently
this year for jumping off the top of a fountain..just
to see if I could do it.
And the other times..I was clumsy.

Well, I've never broken anything, but I've sprained my right ankle so bad when I was about 8 or 9, that I have arthritis from it. I've sprained my wrists, ankles, knees, elbows... pretty much anything you can sprain, I've done it.

I've also got stitches on my right hands pinky, and ring finger right at the palm. The pinky was when I went recycling bottles; I feel and the decorative metal at the bottom of the building I collided with, cut my pinky pretty badly. I was also recycling with the ring finger, except I was putting a bag of paper into the blue bin, and when I tried to move a bag in the way, someone put something sharp and it cut me down to my tendons.

4 stitches for both.

Lets see...doctors thought my parents were abusive because of how many times I broke my arms(3 times) when I was young(ages 1-3; left, right, left). But it was eventually determined through tests, that my bones were just naturally weak. And now, well, Ive had so many things smash into my arms that people say should have broken my arm, but didnt. Other than that, Ive sprained so many joints that it isnt funny, and I even threw my back out a few years ago. Never even got it looked at. >.>

Broke my toe twice, broke my wrist, popped my anklebone out of its socket and somehow expanded the bone (by running in gym class. yeah.. explain that one.)

You remind me of Dwight Schrute. This is the third post of yours that I've read in his voice.

I was thinking exactly that.

A Dwight Schrute quote:
"When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in."

"There are several ways to kill a zombie. The most satisfying is to stab it in the brain."
There's another for you. :lol:

On the topic of broken bones...
My dad has done a lot of volunteer work and testing for medical studies. In his most recent one, they tested his bone density. My dad has never broken a bone in his life (and he should have - often!). Get this - he has six times the bone density of an average human.

Six flipping times! I think I must have inherited at least a little of it, too. I'm a huge klutz, but the only time I've ever broken a bone is when I fell off some high monkey bars in middle school and landed on my arm. I fractured my left wrist in two different places :( Not being able to swim in the summertime sucks!

I've only broken one bone in my body, and it's one most people don't have. That's right, I have an extra bone in my foot and I managed to break it XD And not doing anything athletic or anything, I tripped over a box. In 6th grade. It's still not really better, but there's nothing I can really do about it, so I just don't play soccer (it's on the side of my foot)

But I've never actually sprained an ankle. As far as I know. But I constantly twist them. It REALLY hurts D:

I broke my wrist by cutting through it with a knife. It's still messed up and it's been six months. I also injured my tendon in my knee pretty badly because I fell on this big metal bird cage and dislocated my knee. I just popped it back into place and didn't think much of it until a few days later when I could hardly walk on my knee. Turns out I partly ripped one of the tendons. I also ripped my rotator cuff. That took years to heal but it's mostly healed now.

I should have broken bones more since I smash my fingers all the time or fall off stuff, run into things, etc.

I tore up my shoulder muscle two years ago when I was hit by a car. It felt like I broke a bone, but there was nothing wrong.
Just a retarded arm that wouldn't move..