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With our luck we'd get into Narnia and Aslan would be a zombie.
And yes we do need deserts! Probably some beer, too. Gotta have some uh...morality boosters. :lol: |
If Aslan turned out to be a zombie, I'd have to sue Drac for his closet not living up to expectations :yes:
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Hahaha, I dunno how well that'd work out for you, Jelly! You'd probably have more luck with suing the person who constructed the faulty closet.
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I'd totally sue if my closet had built-in zombies...and call swat team...mostly call the swat team though lol.
realAniram: hmm...i'm not sure how i'd get a grip on them for a really good hit. If they have a chord then maybe...but a chord can snap at the ends pretty quick with enough weight on it...i dunno depends on how comfortable it is to hold. |
I'm pretty sure that if you had duct tape, you'd be sweet with the cord thing. First order of business... duct tape.
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Duct Tape, and LOTS of sharp implements and ways of keeping them sharp(grinders, sharpening stones,etc). Hitting a hardware store wouldn't hurt. We could get tons of axes, and grinders and such.
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Hardware store it is! There's a Mitre 10 Mega not far from my house....
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There is a Rona(hardware/building supplies), Costco, the mall, couple of restaurants, a book store, and a hospital all within a hour walk from my place(they are all within 5min of each other...at most). Heck, there is even 2 grocery stores in that area, and a London Drugs(drug store, though there is another one in the mall).
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I have a supermarket, a hardware store, a Dominoes Pizza, a gas station and a high school within 25 minutes walk in one direction, and the town centre with the rest of the shops the same distance in the other direction. I wouldn't know which way to go!
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I've got a backpack, It's filled with necessities for everyday student life, including a pencil case with scissors so I could try to take them out and use those but if that doesn't count then I'd just put essential survival items in the backpack and try to runaway from where the zombies are.
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God help me... an empty 2 litre milk bottle.
I'm freaking doomed to all damn heck. P: |
I've got crap near me other than the pawnshop full of guns and the such.
They also have motorcycles and four-wheelers out front, but they don't have any gas.... Ling, you're not supposed to run away! You're supposed to tough it out with the rest of us ,lol. You'd have a better survival chance in a group anyways XD. Keiko, do you have tape anywhere in the house?? If so, use that to surround the milk jug, then fill it up as much as you can with rock and/or sand. The tape helps prevent a bust in the jug. It should work good for spankin' them zombies roughly! XD |
Oh man... that is the best idea ever. I am /so/ using that in the Zombie Apocalypse. :D
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@ : StrangeMWarn : Actually, they're about as easy to hold as a baseball bat from the wrong end. So, they fit well for the size they are. And they do have a cord, but like you said it could easily break. xD I don't know about covering it in duct tape though, because if I use the cord it would be to make the speakers into a sort of ball and chain flail type thing, and when they're stiff with duct tape it's not easy.
Also, duct tape should be reserved for things that really need to fixed and covering up wounds (hurts way worse to take it off, but just as effective and more or less as safe as a bandaid). I'll be in charge of the rubbing alcohol and hydrogen peroxide! I have a good enough store for my earrings, lol. Also, the nail clippers and hair tie things. We'll need those if we want to be comfortable and avoid infections (of the non-zombie variety) as much as possible. |
I'd not bother with the hardware store, Drac. you'll be too busy trying to make up the money you've lost from me suing you for not having a decent Narnia in your closet :talk2hand:
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I never said it was a decent Narnia. Its the corrupted version, not my fault you didn't ask specifics before traveling. :P
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Damn :stare:
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@Drac & Jelly Hehe,...it's funny cause it's true...
@Aniram 0.0...i'd hate putting duct tape to cover up a leg wound, i have hairy legs!!! That would hurt so baaaaaad. |
...I have pillows. O_O
ZOMBEH PILLOW FIGHT!!! |
........A half eaten apple.....
Well... that's.. uhh. Well I guess I can throw it? |
Lucky me, it's a remote. Maybe I'll be able to pause the zombies and take care of them in my own good time.
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...Well, screw me for getting on the floor with my laptop. It would have been my vacuum if I was still lying down on the floor, but I decided to turn around and sit up, making the closest thing to my left a business reply postcard for a food magazine. -_-
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Give the zombies papercuts, DeLish! Maybe they'll be in so much pain that they'll forget about you for a second and let you run away. :lol:
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Yeah, papercuts were what came to mind. Other than that, maybe I could mush them in the face with it while protecting my hand from having to touch their decaying bodies.
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Here at work, a paperclip.
At home, my computer tower. |
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