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If we're talking torture, I'd take them out into the middle of nowhere, strap them to a chair in a completely white, padded, room, and place them in said chair in front of a very old T.V. with rabbit ear antennas.
How would this kill them you ask? On that T.V. I'd have an endless marathon of the Teletubbies playing, and I wouldn't feed them. They'd either die of starvation, or of madness while singing the Teletubbie song. Whichever gets to them first. :rofl: Anyway, as for the body? The Teletubbies can come out of the T.V. and eat it, I suppose. |
Mhm how dark and sinister Alice. I like it :XD Excuse me for my dark fantasies :oops: Well murder is a serious and difficult issue to deal with it. I believe you must be careful and patient to pull off a good murder. For me if I know the person deserved to die and was completely a piece of worthless sh*t and part of the scum of this earth, the person would be tortured. I wouldn't give them the joy of a quick death. If I know you hurt/destroy something I loved and cherished and there was no way I can forgive you or you had no way of rekindling a stable relationship with an apology, I'd give you a slow and painful death. For the murder I'd make sure that my victim wouldn't be exposed to too many witnesses. Nothing is more worse than a witness. I'd make sure that they were isolated, unaware, and secluded from an open area. The countryside always works well~ After I choose the killing site, it's time for the murder. I'd probably go Jigsaw on them, but give no chance of survival. I'd toy with them a bit and dangle their life in from of their eyes. I'd give them false hopes and pretend to "free" them or let them "escape" only to have them completely sealed off with no way to leave. Slowly and painfully I'd destroy their bodies from the inside with medicine and chemicals that destroys and dissolves their body's organs and stops its functions. After they become immobile and/or paralyzed. Then the real fun begins. Making sure they stay conscious the entire time, I'd shoot their knee caps with a gun. Making sure I don't leave any prints or evidence. Using a nice sharp saw I'd start by chopping off their fingers and toes. Throwing them into a flesh dissolving acid in the process. And get to the bigger limbs. I'd cut arms and legs until they're a body and head. Where I'd decapitate them and leave the head for last after all of their body is dissolved. With various liquids being dripped from my victim I'd make sure to clean up after my self and mix all liquids with a highly flammable liquid and burn everything to the ground. (Knowing first if the building is really old and vacant.) Turning my presence and theirs into ash. Oh the head would be the first to be in flames. I'd let them watch until they burn. Woo after all that work, to avoid being caught, which would be completely unfortunate, I'd make sure to not make a scene and slowly gather my things and flee the area. I'd change my name into something obviously common so I'd be impossible to pin point. Avoid standing out and erase everything about myself. Even faking my death. |
It occurred to me that I did not post my own murder on here. So I shall do so now.
I have two different murders I will lay out. XD One where my victim suffers, one where they don't. XD The first one, the non-suffering one, is this. I will knock them out with chloroform when no one is around and looking, and kidnap them. I will transport them to an abandoned house, where I will have them tied to a chair, and the chair bolted to the floor. I will also place a ball gag on them AND duct tape over the ball gag to ensure their silence. I will then show them a slideshow using a projector. Each of the slides will be a photograph of each atrocity they committed. I will discuss each atrocity at length as we go through the slide show, describing in detail just how badly each event hurt me and those around me. Once the slideshow ended, I would tell them that they were going to die, and that they deserved to. I would then knock them out again and use a lethal injection to kill them quickly and effectively. I would then collect my projector and other belongings (making sure not to leave prints or other forms of evidence anywhere) and sneak out of the house, leaving them there. The corpse would remain there until they were eventually, if ever, discovered. The more painful, suffering scenario is this: I would again incapacitate them with chloroform, and tie them up. However, this time, I would completely strip them naked and tie them to a pole or plank that extended under their body, keeping their body long and rigid, with their wrists tied together to the pole above their head. I would then transport them to an open field where no one was around, and find the largest anthill I could find. I would slather their body with a thin layer of honey. I would then use stakes to bolt the top of the pole/wrist area to the ground in several place. I may even have one stake go through their actual wrist. I would then use smellingsalts to wake them up. I would tell them they were going to die, and they deserved it for everything they've done. Then, I would lay the pole/body directly on the anthill (remember, I only bolted the top part down as of yet, so I could turn them) and bolt down their feet. The ants, as you've probably figured out, would be disturbed by this and all flood out and over the victim's body. The honey is to encourage biting. I would leave them there, careful not to leave any prints on the pole, stakes, or bindings, and careful not to leave any damning footprints in the dirt. In time, the ants would consume their entire body slowly and painfully, piece by painful piece. |
I'm all in for revenge, i'd prefer a cleaner approach. One that would not land me in jail, for my plan does not include me at all.
I would simply tell this 'super natural force' to make him choke to death in his sleep. I don't get anywhere near him, i can't be caught, he's dead, problem solved. :D |
... I really wouldn't want to kill anyone. But if this person was a threat to my life and the lives of the people I love most... Without a doubt, no other way to deal with him, I'd simply ask the supernatural to introduce the subject to a crippling, incurable disease. I would then schedule for the subject to be euthanized.
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In all actuality, I'd probably do the same thing, Dystopia. I was just speaking hypothetically. XD
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I still want my Porche.
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I wouldn't be able to kill anyone. I believe in karma and that the person will get what they deserve. Granted, if they're violent towards me or a loved one I will defend myself and those I'm close to but I prefer not to do anything violent against any living thing if I can help it.
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Oh, come on, Mystic! It's all hypothetical. I wouldn't ACTUALLY kill them either. But if I WERE to kill them, that's how I would do it. :squee: Let us see the deep recesses of your mind. |
I think that I'd probably resort to some kind of poisoning where they wouldn't realize they're dying until it's too late. Something that killed slow but hit hard.
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I would let the person live, and painfully kill every single person he has ever loved. Even if children were involved. I would kill everyone around him, and let him die all alone. Maybe he would kill himself on his own.
No... No, he shouldn't be allowed suicide. That might interfere. He might kill himself before I'm done impaling all of his loved ones leaving them to rot in the sun. He might catch on and save the others by ending his own life. No, I can't have that. Wouldn't it be best if somehow he would always fall in love, start a family, raise children, and have them all die over and over again without any chance of this person ever seeing them ever again? Like Death was the ultimate departure... Yes, I would make him immortal. They will never be able to see anyone after death ever again. He will always be so alone. So so so alone. Maybe he would crack-- maybe he would go crazy! Oh what a delightful curse that would be. I will deny him of the other side until he sees every single one of those he holds dear flayed alive and drop dead in front of him. What a pathetic delicious sight that would be. |
This is turning into the script for a new Saw movie :D
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I don't want people accepting and repenting for their sins and indiscretions,
I want them begging to erase them. |
You ever seen that movie, 'Seven'?
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I would kidnap them and tie them to a chair in a dark room. blindfold them. whisper all the terrible things they've done in their ear. pour out all of my words of anger and resentment and hatred upon them, knowing my words will die with them. then pull their head back by their hair and slit their throat. then, burn their body in a crematorium. simple.
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Hm...about the 'no giving you more than you need' rule, if I don't have a car, does that mean I can wish for a car and get one? :XD Though I probably wouldn't keep it, considering how if the authorities are going to start searching for clues, they'll wonder how I managed to suddenly get myself a car when I'm nowhere near rich enough to get one...:lol: |
Personally, I'd drive that person to some kind of suicide. The things I would ask for would be for people to seduce whoever their current lover is and something that can play keep-away with anyone they'd fall in love with.
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While simplicity isn't always the grandest most self fullfilling way to go about things it does avoid pesky things like "investigations", "jail time" and being labelled a "murder" (which is generally a drag on ones dreams).
So how would I eliminate this here person? Simple. At the person's work host a drawing for a free Toyota car and a free trip to somewhere with a huge drop offs! Through a anonymous secret identity of course. Get someone to rig the drawing so the person you want to get murdered gets the car. The important part is to make sure you're paying someone to do the rigging for you and to make sure you don't leave any paper trail, that way if any of this entire plan goes awry they get blamed. When you victim gets their car fiddle with the accelerator so it mimics the Toyota's that lost control and crashed. As your victim is driving to their little vacation the accelerator gets stuck and the victim goes flying off a cliff to their doom. Instead of a criminal investigation the victim's family will be suing Toyota. Not at all glamorous by any means but hey, it gets the job done with little to no danger to you. |
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Strong acid would be used. Very strong/concentrated acid.
I would probably, considering what he's done, knock him out then shove him in acid, and dump the acid somewhere after he's dead. Somewhere in the middle or nowhere (in a container of course) or somewhere that there is already the type of acid (not in the container unless the acid is in containers of course). Use gloves, hair net, vacuum myself down, vacuum the crime scene down (afterwards) |
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