Imagine that there is a certain someone. He or she has blackmailed your family members, your friends, used people you cared about, stepped on them. I won't go into specifics. You can imagine the specifics yourself. You may even picture an actual person in your life if you like. Just picture a vile human being who has inexcusably and irrevocably hurt you and everyone around you in a less-than-subtle way. He or she has done awful, horrid things to you and your loved ones. The most horrid things your brain can dream up.

You are given the chance by some supernatural source to murder this person. To take absolute revenge by taking this person's life. Existentially, you will not be held accountable for this killing. No matter what religion you may subscribe to or what belief system you may hold, if any, you will not be spiritually or existentially penalized for this. It will not be considered a sin. However, here on earth, it is still legally murder, and you can, if caught, still be held legally accountable.

This same supernatural source will grant you whatever tools you may desire for the job, however, free of charge. And you may choose any location and situation to carry the murder out in. After you take his or her life, your omnipotence will stop. People will behave naturally and realistically. Therefore, an investigation of some sort will likely take place, depending on how you kill him or her and how you leave the situation.

So here's what you need to do, Menewsha: Describe your murder. Where will you kill this person? How will you kill them? How will you avoid being caught? To what ends will you cover up the crime scene or hide the body, if at all?

Well first of all, taking advantage of getting whatever the hell I want at no cost, I'd ask for a nice car, house, and a juicy wad of 100s.

Moving along.

Well, the location? Definitely in a discreet area. Preferably in an area similar to a prairie, maybe more desert like, somewhere in which predators could easily take advantage of the deceased body >:]

I'd kill them probably harshly, not to sound cruel, but they'd fucking deserve it (please excuse the language). I'd like to have some sort of death trap set up, using my unlimited resources. I'd have to think about a trap, assuming I have all the given time in the world to do so.

To avoid being caught, I'd retire in Florida or something. Stay quiet. And the body.. I covered that with the predators ;)

Mine's not too hard to understand.

But I guess if I'm feeling lazy, I could always bestow Pancreatic Cancer upon them >.> I don't like saying that, but hey...

Haha. XD I said the supernatural resource would grant you tools you needed for the job. You can't just have whatever you want. XD

XD Harshness is fine. They DID deserve it! They committed atrocities! Unforgivable ones! But you didn't answer how exactly you'd kill them! XD

Well how I'd kill them depends on my mood. Some day's I crave a bit of this, other days I bit of that. I guess I'll stick to weather permitting! :D

And come on! No whatever I want? No fair! What if I say,

"Hey, er, I need a Porche, a mansion, and a er... suitcase with 20 mil in it. A man needs to drive to the occasion, I can't go without sleeping, and I need to eat, eh?"

Will that work??? :D

XD Nope. The supernatural being would know your lies. He will only bestow upon you what is actually necessary for your designs. No more, no less.

Well that's no fun. *pouty face*

If I asked for a nice car to run the dude over would I get to keep it? If so, I just run it through a car wash after the "collision" and if the guy asks what the red splatter is I tell him I dropped a paint bucket on it :D

That's acceptable. XD Gotta do something about the dent, though!

Ooh ooh ooh I am liking this thread :twisted: so how would I do it well I would take the said person to a bunker, bound, gagged and blindfolded, and lock them in an empty room on their own, I would let them eat of course but other thing they have to deal with themselves, I would then tourture the said person physically and mentlely in almost every possible form until they begged me to kill them then even then I would still had back and let them suffer a little further and I would do more and more extreme things so maybe remove a finger, a toe, an ear lobe then I would add a bit more torture in then I would debate wheather to slit their throat with a blade, stab them in the chest right in their now broken heart, slash their abdomen and make them watch their entrails leave their body cut out their heart so they can watch its last beat or just put them down with a bullet to the front of the cranium. Once the body was no longer living I would dump the body into a lake where the person belongs. Or have it put in to the boot of a car then have the car crushed. Well there you go, you wanted my dark side and I delivered. Nothing more, nothing less.

The end.

Very dark and chilling indeed. :yes: You delivered. XD

Honey I'm just warming up. :twisted: Actually no, I can't think of anything now because that's what I would do!!! BAHAHAHA no but seriously I would do that.

Originally Posted by HeartMoogle

That's acceptable. XD Gotta do something about the dent, though!

Holy crap! How hard did I run the guy over? I just wanted to hit him hard enough to pop a few organs xD

Originally Posted by FlyerBro

Holy crap! How hard did I run the guy over? I just wanted to hit him hard enough to pop a few organs xD

Having been hit by a car before, trust me. You have to hit someone going pretty fast for it to be guaranteed fatal. XD

oo ooo I can imagine the person I hate the most....

I would start off by asking for a set of knives and toothpicks, sulfuric acid, salt, and a heart monitor.

On to what I would do... Pretty gory so....

I would first, put on gloves, keep cleaning materials at hand and hook them up to a heart monitor. The person would be tied up in my basement and they would be hanging off of the ground. (Suspended by their arms) Then...
I would pour the sulfuric acid on their head and watch as the skin burned. Afterward I would skin this person alive and throw salt all over their wounds. I would stick toothpicks in their eye sockets and all over their body in every pressure point. Then check the heart monitor to see how they were doing. Then continue.... Repeat with the salt and acid.

I would burn the body and grind up the bones after the fire was out.


i have a pretty sinister mind xD... that is the least detailed way to put it.

XD Daisy, you're awesome. Remind me never to cross you.

xD! Bahaha! Why? It is not that bad Alice!

Originally Posted by HeartMoogle

Having been hit by a car before, trust me. You have to hit someone going pretty fast for it to be guaranteed fatal. XD

What the frig...? Did it hurt? Did you see a bright white light? Did you-

You know what, I'm gonna resist the bombardment of questions.

Curse the spammy mind of a 13 year old boy xD

Flyer! Bombard her with questions!!!

Originally Posted by FlyerBro

What the frig...? Did it hurt? Did you see a bright white light? Did you-

You know what, I'm gonna resist the bombardment of questions.

Curse the spammy mind of a 13 year old boy xD

Haha. Yes it hurt, but no I didn't see a bright light. It wasn't a full-on collision. The car was actually only going less than probably 10 miles per hour. It was enough to necessitate a CAT scan, though. And I had a steady headache for a week.

Originally Posted by DaisyKeehl

Flyer! Bombard her with questions!!!

NO. DAISY. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? WEH :cry:

I would probably ask for a suicide note in the persons own hand-writing, along with some form of drug that would kill them. As I would be very cautious of getting caught.

But, say, if this were a horror movie and I was trying to cause them as much pain as possible I would probably go for something like this:

I would first leave them for a few days - to build up thirst and hunger. After they've run out of energy - I would pump their body full of drugs to make them alert and aware of everything going on around them, but without giving them enough strength to fight back in any manner. If this person is really as vile as you suggest - than any mental damage will probably just be inflicted by me constantly telling them that 'This is what they deserve', and from them having to watch and feel everything I do to them, while for once in their life they become the victim. At the start too, before I began I would be like to remove their tongue and vocal chords as their screaming and pleading would be bound to get annoying.

Moving on. Once they're alert and aware - I would proceed to put paper cuts all over their body. In some locations I would poor vinegar, in some lemon juice, in others salt...and finally, in some, maggots and other such things [spider eggs perhaps?].

I would at this point insert a feeding tube and let them sit for awhile until the paper cuts scarred over.

Upon returning the second time - I would flay the skin off their hands, feet, and back. All areas where they are forced to touch something [As they are strapped down]. Leaving this time, I would drop the temperature down and return once hypothermia is sure to have set it.

Returning for the third time - I would remove any digits or features that have turned blue. Say fingers and toes, perhaps a nose. And to heat them up? I would melt the flesh off their legs with a blow-torch. Leaving this time, I would set up a stream of hot water to spray on their burn wounds at intervals of five minuets.

Returning again, I would remove any burnt flesh... Hey - why not remove all the damaged parts? By now they shall have stubs as arms and legs, no nose or ears perhaps - with an infestation of maggots and bugs festering nicely in their wounds.

At this time I wound implant the flesh eating virus into their stomach until they rotted from the inside out. And just for the who of it...If I happen to know their biggest fear - why not make that a reality for them as they're living their last moments?
Snakes? Toss em in a pit of snakes. Spiders? The same... Heights? Have them teetering over an edge... Though, at this point I imagine they'd be too out of it to care.

I can imagine someone dying before all this is carried out... So to the best of my ability I would also try to keep them alive and alert. :]

OOOO Repo ;P I like your style of murder~~~



BECAUSE! I can Alice ~ :3

Ahha, thank you.
But I fear for yours the sulfuric acid on their head would end them to quickly... You'd have to start with other body parts as it would quickly eat through the flesh, cauterizing veins - perhaps cutting off blood flow to the brain... And if not - it would most defiantly eat through their eyes and dissolve the brain itself!
Make sure you have a neutralizer on hand if you are going to do it this way...that way you can have it stop and go as you like before it actually kills them. :]

Oh I wouldn't pourrrr so to say :XD I was just in a bad mood when I wrote that. I would probably just dab it on and drop it in certain places~
I knew all of that information but you know how rage clouds the mind:lol: Repo:

Ahha, oh! Of course. Luckily writing can be used as an outlet.
But, its funny...I'm not really a violent person at all... But I /love/ horror and gore... I think its just my fascination with the human body that fuels it. Luckily I haven't ever actually met someone I wished death upon... Unless you count wishing that a condition they already have would progress some more... but I quickly passed that faze when I got over my initial anger. :P

Do the tools for the job include the theme to Dexter playing over and over in my head? I think that's the only way I'd be able to do this.

Nice one Pkero xD!


Yeah, I try not to be violent. I hate violence but.... eh I tend to become what I hate sometimes @Repo