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Souless Ginger Kid 01-14-2013 11:37 PM

Funny commerical advertising slogans.
 
So, I'm not ENTIRELY sure this is the appropriate topic for this, but please do let me know if it isn't. :)

Anyways...
Have you ever watched a commercial, and just the slogan they use for promotion itself cracks you up?

For example, they were advertising a retirement community type thingy place on local television.
It was called "Shag."
...and the slogan was "Shag, where your friends are!"
It just struck my funny bone. xD

Anyone else have any examples of hillarious bad promotional phrases? [XP]

Risque 01-14-2013 11:48 PM

Haha, that's awesome. Shall we shag now or shall we shag later? [cool]

I remember the old Aspercreme slogan: "You bet your sweet Aspercreme~"
And now it's just, "you bet if it's Aspercreme!" Darn shame that they changed it cause the original was hilarious to my 12 year old self.

Mystic 01-15-2013 12:26 AM

There's a construction company here called "Polecats" and their slogan is "Erections that last". They used to have a sign outside the animals shelter I worked at and I laughed every time I saw it.

Souless Ginger Kid 01-15-2013 04:22 AM

Slogans...
 
@ Risque:
lol Love it. xD
I don't know why, but the voice of the chick who used to voice the commercial DROVE ME CRAZY!! [XP]
It was how she rolled her R's after her C's, it sounded like...crunchy nails on a chalkboard? lol Only way I can describe it. I know she can't help it, but it hurt my brain. Awful. [drool]

@ Mystic:
Hahaha! xD
That's hilarious!
Either they must have been completely oblivious to the innuendo, or they did it on purpose. haha

Have you guys seen the Frank's redhot commercial?
I love that old lady. [rofl]
"I put that s#%! on everything!"
[heart]

Mystic 01-15-2013 04:31 AM

I had to go look up that Frank's commercial. That's pretty funny. XD

That's so going to be my sister when she gets older. She puts hot sauce on everything. XD

Souless Ginger Kid 01-15-2013 07:12 AM

I know right? xD

Haha I do too, I swear I'm desensitized to spicy. lol

QueenFool 01-18-2013 07:08 AM

There's a car dealership in my hometown with...interesting...radio ads.

Last summer, it was the "Ship-load of Hyundai" deal. Now, they put up a goal post or something, and it's a 2 minute ad of a man talking about his 40 foot erection.

Pa-chinko 01-18-2013 07:21 AM

Note first that this is a Sharia country where I see this.
There's this insanely good pizza place called N_K_D pizza here. On their boxes it says:
"Get NKD at your next corporate event, party, school etc...."

xD Took me a while to realize N_K_D meant 'naked'.

Souless Ginger Kid 01-18-2013 09:24 AM

@QueenFool:
That is pretty damn funny. xD

@Pa-Chinko:
lmfao Someone was smart with their ironic business slogan! [rofl]


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