You showed that guy what's up! As for the special treatment, I LOL'd so hard at that.. you not a fan of affirmative action? xD

oh, did I ever mention how all the weirdos also make buses smell bad? I never breathe with my mouth open in a bus, no telling what nastiness I could inhale.

Haha, just goes to shows that government people can't code for shit! I wouldn't be surprised if there were still a few gov webpages out there using like, comic sans or something. XD

Originally Posted by Risque

You showed that guy what's up! As for the special treatment, I LOL'd so hard at that.. you not a fan of affirmative action? xD

oh, did I ever mention how all the weirdos also make buses smell bad? I never breathe with my mouth open in a bus, no telling what nastiness I could inhale.

Haha, just goes to shows that government people can't code for shit! I wouldn't be surprised if there were still a few gov webpages out there using like, comic sans or something. XD

Nope, I'm not. I'm a fan of respect, and working up. Shit, if you're interested in me, don't be a dick and you might actually get somewhere. xD
lol Least politically correct person ever.

No kidding! D;
Bum piss and rotting ass.
That's about the only way I can describe it. lol
Can't think of any other way to.
Ohmuhgerd! I was on a bus with my friend Katie once, and there was this really gnar dude with his shoes off scratching his crusty, yellow, flakey, raptor claw toenailed feet. Literally, it was disgusting. He didn't look homeless either, just crazy.
I'd understand if he was homeless.
WTF? Who does that?!?!?!?! D:

Haha no kidding.
Most can't do their jobs in general. haha

Originally Posted by Souless Ginger Kid

That's disgusting. D;
Back in grade school there was this chick in my class that would do that, well it was her birthday and she was handing out cookies...I asked if I could just grab it because let's honest, who wants booger fingers all over their cookies. /:
The teacher said that it was her birthday and she needed to hand them out.
Then of course I just said "thank you but I'm good." and the teacher got upset and asked why I was being rude. I feel bad now, but I was a smart ass when I was a kid and said something along the lines of "She picks her nose all day, I really don't want it."
I ended up getting written up for it. /:
Lame. I mean, she didn't even wash her hands and my teacher didn't even tell her to. Kind of unhygenic in general. :P

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That is kind of strange. xD
What kind of question is that? lol
I mean, if you are Asian, there are more countries then just Japan and China. haha

The teacher could have had her put them on a tray and had the kids grab them themselves rather than have her touch them... some people have some bad habits and unfortunately it turns a lot of people off to them even as friends...

Originally Posted by Kole_Locke

The teacher could have had her put them on a tray and had the kids grab them themselves rather than have her touch them... some people have some bad habits and unfortunately it turns a lot of people off to them even as friends...

Yeah it is sad though because she really didn't have any friends. /:
I still feel bad for calling her out like I did.

Originally Posted by Souless Ginger Kid

Nope, I'm not. I'm a fan of respect, and working up. Shit, if you're interested in me, don't be a dick and you might actually get somewhere. xD
lol Least politically correct person ever.

No kidding! D;
Bum piss and rotting ass.
That's about the only way I can describe it. lol
Can't think of any other way to.
Ohmuhgerd! I was on a bus with my friend Katie once, and there was this really gnar dude with his shoes off scratching his crusty, yellow, flakey, raptor claw toenailed feet. Literally, it was disgusting. He didn't look homeless either, just crazy.
I'd understand if he was homeless.
WTF? Who does that?!?!?!?! D:

Haha no kidding.
Most can't do their jobs in general. haha

OMG. That is seriously so gross. Even hygienic people end up accumulating quite the amount of shit in their toes, so I can only imagine what this guy's toe gunk must have been like.

speaking of other people being gross, can you believe that some people sit on public toilets without the paper thing? My god.

I can't think of any off the top of my head but my friend and I are going to start this thing where we are going to draw weird people that we see and then show each other at the end of the week. It should be fun if we don't get caught, haha.

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

I can't think of any off the top of my head but my friend and I are going to start this thing where we are going to draw weird people that we see and then show each other at the end of the week. It should be fun if we don't get caught, haha.

That does sound fun, I always thought about writing a compilation of people's crazy random life stories. xD
...I'd have quite a few to contribute myself, that's for sure.

I love random/strange people xD they're so funny and entertaining, sometimes I just want to join them.

Originally Posted by iDinosaurKid

I love random/strange people xD they're so funny and entertaining, sometimes I just want to join them.

Sometimes I do.
Especially drunk people outside of bars, and in general.

The other day my boyfriend & I were GOING to go fishing at his father's house, since he has a dock right on the lake. Well, there were these two REALLY tossed dudes on the next dock over. I was talking to one of them for a while shooting the shit, talking about punk bands & what not, and the conversation eventually came to...

Drunk dude: "I'll give you a hundred dollars if you do a back flip into the lake!"
Me: "You don't have a hundred dollars! "
Drunk dude: "You're right, I don't."

lmfao! Hilarious, because after they went back inside my boyfriend was trying to get me to get me to go in the boat. I just wanted to fish off the dock, I KNEW I was going to fall in at some point. Whether it was out on the lake itself, or jumping into the rickety ass boat in the first place. But the boyfriend insisted.
So I tried to just get in slow, nope, that wasn't going to work either. xD
Max was holding the boat at the wrong end and I ended up doing the Micheal Jackson splits with one leg in the boat, and one leg on the dock. I knew I was just going to fall in anyway, so I just jumped in because I didn't want to completely screw up my hair.
(Yeah, ginger fro and water don't mix. )
I was SOOOO pissed!
Of course Max was cracking up, even took a picture of me soaking wet.
I was mainly pissed off because my expensive leather Doc Marten boots were waterlogged as all hell, walk out of the lake and they're all squishy.

Aaaanyways... I was thinking about going next door just as a joke, and demanding my hundred dollars.
But I was too busy swearing at Max and figuring out how to get my clothes dry. xD

...needless to say, we never actually got to the fishing. :P
At least I didn't fall in at the middle of the lake, that would have blown hardcore.
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lol Good times, good times.
Just thought I'd share my misery so people could get a couple giggles out of it.

haha there are so many funny stories here.

Here are a few of mine that come up to mind:

1) I was jogging at the park after work one night and I saw a guy wearing a black hoodie laying in the far corner of the basketball court. I did a few laps and I noticed that he hadn't moved from that spot. It was getting pretty dark and there weren't that many people around. On my final lap, I noticed that a police car had parked in the lot next to the basketball court and saw two police officers approaching the guy. I guess someone called 911 because it looked like the guy was dead. Apparently, the guy was stoned out of his mind and thought that he was in the middle of filming a scene for his movie. The police officers handcuffed him and took him away. I'm guessing that he had a stash with him.

2) I was at the bookstore with my friend and we were using the escalator to head to the second floor. We noticed that the ladies' restroom was barricaded with policemen. We saw two girls and one of whom was completely passed out. Later we found out that the girls met their drug dealer to to purchase heroine. The other girl was fine though.

3) I was walking in a residential area to go to the grocery store and a guy in a car came up to me. At first I thought he was going to ask for directions but instead asked me how much I was. NEVER again am I going to that part of the neighborhood. NEVAH!

I got yelled at for being a "weirdo" yesterday by some paranoid lady in the park. XD

My friend and I geocache (which in short is looking for containers people place around by using a GPS and the geocaching website to find them) and her and her daughter were playing in the park on the other side of the lot. I knew the cache (thing we were looking for) was in a bush so I started climbing in this bush to find it then the lady yelled at us to stop being weirdos and scooted her daughter along. XD Honestly, it's not that weird if you know what we were doing but to people that don't cache it probably looks pretty strange.

Geocaching is so fun! There are a lot of crazies out there.

Spunky: It sure is! I used to do it a lot but just got back into it and I forgot how much fun it is.

Originally Posted by Risque

OMG. That is seriously so gross. Even hygienic people end up accumulating quite the amount of shit in their toes, so I can only imagine what this guy's toe gunk must have been like.

speaking of other people being gross, can you believe that some people sit on public toilets without the paper thing? My god.

Oh yeah, it was pretty gnar.

I don't even sit on them I just kind of squat over them. xD
Too scary. I don't want the ghonasypaherpelaids. D;
I'm not the person peeing on the seats though.
One thing I always wondered is, how do some chicks manage to spray pee ALL OVER the damn toilet seat?!?!?
I mean, did she hold it in for like seven hours and piss like an exploding fire hydrant or some shit?

I was waiting to get on the bus today and there was this seemingly nice elderly couple holding hands on one of the benches. I ended up sitting next to them and the elderly lady asked if I wanted a rabid bunny. Obviously i had a wtf face on lol She pulled out a case of cupcakes that she decorated as rabid bunny's, the elderly man laughed at me. The cupcake was good though. I have such strange encounters with people. But i love it, there are so many interesting individuals.

cupcakes sound so good right now.

Originally Posted by Turtle Cthulu

I was waiting to get on the bus today and there was this seemingly nice elderly couple holding hands on one of the benches. I ended up sitting next to them and the elderly lady asked if I wanted a rabid bunny. Obviously i had a wtf face on lol She pulled out a case of cupcakes that she decorated as rabid bunny's, the elderly man laughed at me. The cupcake was good though. I have such strange encounters with people. But i love it, there are so many interesting individuals.

Lmao!
That sounds like me when I get older.
I'm constantly baking cupcakes, I'm weird as hell, and I like making anything I create unique. xD