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Your mother should have gotten a cheap hangar abortion then threw herself from the top of the empire state building. Humanity would be a better place.
Is probably the worst I have heard/used. |
Why would one get an abortion if they're just going to jump off a building in the first place...?
Also... I think the world is just fine with Bartuc in it :) |
I remember one time I was working as a cashier, and a customer handed me like eight dollars in nickels and dimes. He placed said change on the counter. I had to pick it up. I re-counted that three times to make sure I got it right. He asked me what school I went to. I answered him. He insulted my intelligence by saying that I was an idiot because I didn't go to the other school, which was "better." The school he mentioned was one of the worst schools of the county. He called me slow, and an idiot. Wtf. I about slapped him, but I couldn't. I shoved him his change and told him to have a nice day. |
Some piece of shit said I should "crawl on your belly in the filth like the worm you are".
All because I wouldn't tell him his best friend was giving his girlfriend grief. |
As for insults ive used- I try to get creative. Most recent was " I've seen rotting postiules that smell better then you"
as for the cros- ok who got drunk and purposed that monstrosity. |
Pretty sure you can blame the internet for the existence of that shoe...
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If hte internet is responsible- i do not what to see the ext 'fashion' trend that descends from it
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Oh... fashion is so much worse than that shoe... they make abominations on a regular basis D:
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I had the funniest insult thrown at me while I was playing GTA IV. A cop in the game called the character a "Shit Dick." xDDD [It's white, it's baaaad.] |
one of the ones my mom has used on me was "victor" she called me by my father's name knowing he and i do not get along. i was so angry with her for stooping so low.
i've also heard someone say to another person "fatty, you should just go kill yourself so there could be more food in the world" i felt so bad for the person and convinced her she wasn't fat at all. (the girl was in freaking dance and had an amazing body!-she just loves eating food like any other person. |
No insults yet and I'd like to keep it that way~ [angel] |
@ Vee - So few people seem to understand how much potential food there is that we aren't harvesting =/
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Back in middle school people would insult me all the time because of how I dressed and because I was in special ed classes. I was called retard, Nigger, Fat ass, Stupid, Lesbian, Godzilla because I was tall and was a little chubby.
All that shit stopped when we started going to high school because I started fighting back and I hung out with the "Bad crowd". Now the only people who insult me is my family and that's when the wars get started in my house. |
I called someone so boring that I'd rather stab myself in the eyeball than listen to them, so that I'd know I wasn't trapped in a terrible purgatory.
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Middle school was hell for me. I feel for you, Jojo. I was constantly picked on during middle school, just because I had(still have) an overbite. People would call me beaver and throw pencils at me asking if I was hungry. I tried fighting back, but that got me beat up and suspended. Sigh. High school was better except for the one kid who thought it was funny to call me beaver. Joke was on him though, nobody else thought it was funny. That's what happens when you're friends with everyone. Yeah. 8D |
I wasn't getting along with a co-worker of mine (she had it out for me for months and I have no idea why). We're both Christians and she made some jab about how she doesn't take birth control and that makes her a better Christian than me. Even to this day that statement boils my blood. I don't care if people make fun of me, but that one got to me.
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Yeah I don't know why Middle school is a place were child bullies ran EVERYWHERE! I mean the hell!? The teachers wont care and it keeps proving my point that bullying will never go away. Duke your co-worker might be jealous of you in some way. I've dealt with something like that before in community college. There was a hang out that I would go to and it was most guys that were there. So there were a few females. And when I hung out there this chick would be mean to me. I asked her about it on facebook and she told me that ever since I came over there the guys started talking to me. And she told me that she was jealous of me. I told her not to be and was telling her that she's perfect the way she is. |
I'm fully aware of the jealousy that she (and maybe a couple of the other girls) have against me because I get along with our boss the best. It's not my fault that the two of us play WoW and nerd out about it all the time >.>
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As long as you and the boss are cool forget them girls! |
One girl who I had worked with just hated me. I have no idea why, she just had it out for me. She even made fun of my son's name, then called me cruel names when somebody got the name wrong. [Back story: She started ranting about me on facebook, and when somebody put the wrong name for my child (Saying his middle name was Donatello, which it isn't, a "family name"), she started calling me stupid and a liar, and went on. I was pissed that I couldn't comment, because it was "friends only."] She was a freaking bitch. ---------- Post added 11-15-2013 at 12:08 AM ---------- Quote:
The last time I got along super well with one of my managers, we got called into a meeting. Everybody thought we were dating, which wasn't true. I backed off so quickly, then he got fired for stealing. xDDD |
Co-workers are the worst sometimes.... It's like they're worse than high school or even elementary kids...
I had to deal with all the complaining about how the two of us got along for a while; they were convinced that he favored me on the schedule (the days I had off were the days the doctor wasn't in and I worked in the mornings which tend to be busier). I have no idea if they thought we were seeing each other or not (he's engaged and I'm happily committed in my relationship), but that wouldn't entirely surprise me... It ended up a one sided attack because I ignored them (they were very verbal around me too and it did make work uncomfortable) until finally they complained about me; evidently my 'bubbly' personality was harassing and I was being bossy (we all have the same job/title but I tended to do all the work and would try to get them to help). That was interesting. In the end he told me that I was not at fault for any of it and that he would take care of it. I had to go to him for months to let him know the girls hadn't stopped; the ones doing it are really like the girls in Mean Girls and their target jumps between me and two other girls (one I help because she's new and the other I let rant to me but let her handle because she had also attacked me at work). Needless to say, a part of me can't wait to finish school and get an accounting job -.- Though I haven't had any real issues lately. |
"Go fall into an ashtray"
I'm Jewish. I am not easily offended, and I can take a joke, but this was deliberately said to hurt. I think it's really low when a person can't find an insult for me personally and has to bring up race. |
As it turns out, people are mean. There are some jewels, but others are just out to get you. Like, wth. @Duke: I ended up getting two people fired from my job. One was sexually harassing me, and the other was an ass to me, while I was in charge. But, he had two strikes against him. I felt bad that I got them fired, though. |
Don't feel bad. He's fired so they can replace him with someone who will be grateful for the job.
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He was an arrogant douche. He still is. Oh man. The sexual harassment guy went into the military and got married. Apparantly, she's like a clone of me. I've met her, she's not. xD When I apologised to him, he thanked me. If it wasn't for him being fired, he wouldn't have gotten into the military and found his wife. I didn't really know what to say. |
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