What are some of the worst insults you've ever heard/said, Mene?
For me, it was, "Go step on a lego."

I don't think it would be appropriate to repeat some of the words people have called me.

Originally Posted by Wyntre

Go step on a lego."

Have you ever stepped on a lego.

That shit is terrifying.

I don't know many good ones. My husband and his friends think I make the best ones though and attribute it to me being Asian since we tend to make weird insults they'd never think of and can't respond to. I usually tell my partner "I hope a goat falls on your head." when I'm angry.

Lego though. That's just mean.

It's been a long time since I've insulted or been insulted myself. I like to tease people but only those that know me well enough to know I'm just messin' around. I say "eww Gross" a lot to my bf when he tries to kiss me. When we fight it doesn't really ever get to name calling. XD

The only time I get insulted is by my little sister and she can think of mean things to say! Like I'm fat, she hates me and wants to throw in me in the garbage, she wants a whole new family, she never wants to see my face again. Then she cries when I leave here when she says those things to me. >.> Such a weird kid...

Originally Posted by Wyntre

"Go step on a lego."

Originally Posted by Dystopia

Have you ever stepped on a lego.

That shit is terrifying.

I did, a very long time ago when I was like two or three years old. It wasn't a Lego lego, but it was a similar block with the little round button-like things on top you secure more blocks onto with...anyway, I was running around the house like any other crazy little kid that age would be, and ran over a block. It didn't hurt too badly but it was bleeding and I think I may have left bloody footprints around the house...

Legos don't hurt... seriously don't get that insult...

And might I add I have stepped on at least a few thousand or more in my time... hell I slept on my legos once...

As for worst insult I got... well... that would probably be when my exwife called to ask for a favor, to drive her boyfriend to the bus station because he was in the state I was in. It was insulting because that was the guy she cheating on me with and left me for.

Omg, you must have feet made of steel. A lego is the most painful thing I have ever stepped on barring an angry bee. >.>

One of the things I can remember being highly insulted about was when someone who barely knew me told my ex that I was innocent and he was going to have to "teach me things." It's like: you've talked to me once, for an hour, on Skype. You know nothing about me and have no idea what I do or do not need to learn, and you have little to no idea of my "innocence" level from our one hour convo, and you damned well can keep your idiot opinions about me away from my bf. I wanted that ass to step on a lego, I can tell you that.

I can list a million things more painful than a lego... like those bloody spikey seed things. D: those HURT

Oh that is pretty rude. I mean, my partner is pretty self-sheltered (like insanely sheltered), so I have to teach her a lot of things... but I've known her for about 6ish years

I imagine if you step real hard on a single lego piece when it's upright...it would hurt I imagine...never happened to me though. On the other hand, like nails, if you have a whole lot of lego pieces, stepping on a whole mass of them might not be so painful.

Now, insults...people have said bad things about me plenty of times, especially in school years, mainly about my appearance, stupidity or weirdness. Most of it was either true or perceived to be true, so it was kind of something I just got used to, not realising at the time that it could have been considered a form of abuse/bullying.

What was really insulting were the strange rumours people made up and spread about my non-existent promiscuous behaviour and when people would insult the rest of my family even though they didn't even know them.

I dunno... I guess I just have found far sharper things to step on in my home @[email protected]

Oh gosh the rumors... rumors can do so much damage to someone. So much more than people understand.

I know what you're talking about with the spiky weed ball things. XD They're painful and have screwed up a few of my bike tires and I've also stepped on a few, but I'd still rather step on one of those than a lego. XP The ones I've stepped on were the bigger toddler legos, so maybe that's part of it, but they hurt like hell incarnate.

@Ling: Stepping on a whole mass of legos is even worse, lol. Especially if they're all jumbled up and you're stepping on the sharp edges of them.

@Poet: I agree we all inadvertently at least end up teaching our significant others different things about life, and it's fine. But that guy was just out of line, especially because he knew nothing about what I'd had to do for my ex in that relationship. I could rant for hours about it for some reason, but I'll save everyone and not. >.>

I dunno... everyone talks about how painful it is... maybe I'm just conditioned because I've played with legos since I was like 4 or 5 at the oldest. Stepping on a mass of legos... well that's not really a very smart idea to begin with because you can break your legos... so if you're stepping on the mass of legos something is already wrong.

If you don't want legos all over your floor to step on put a blanket down and when you are done just take the blanket and place it in the bin and drain the legos back in. Then the blanket will be a clear "No step zone" and you and the legos will go unharmed.

Well elys, everyone should be allowed to rant... ^^ PM me if you need to, I'd listen. I know my partner is disabled in her own way, so she does need taught to function... but I must say she has taught me far more than I've taught her o.o and I don't even think she's trying

That's a good idea. ^^ I had a lego table as a kid, so usually they weren't on the floor, but every now and then there'd be a lone lego bomb somewhere and I'd always manage to step on it, lol.

Haha, thanks, but I'm fine. It's just one of those things where if I remember it out of nowhere I'll spend at least an hour ranting in my head about it. If I ever go through something similar again I know I'll be sure to tell the person off for it.

And that's good she has taught you so much. ^^ Good relationships are formed around give and take in that department.

I feel so insulted when people called me by the word (******) I don;t want to hear it.

Originally Posted by Antagonist

I did, a very long time ago when I was like two or three years old. It wasn't a Lego lego, but it was a similar block with the little round button-like things on top you secure more blocks onto with...anyway, I was running around the house like any other crazy little kid that age would be, and ran over a block. It didn't hurt too badly but it was bleeding and I think I may have left bloody footprints around the house...

Why.

I don't think I ever had someone throw an insult directly toward me. Name-calling, wish something bad or ruining my reputation. I think the closest would be someone disrespecting me because I do find that the biggest insult.

I don't recall anyone telling me me off. You kinda have to do a lot to insult me, and if you manage to get that far, well, I'd probably lob your head off.

The only thing recent is me calling someone an asshole. She was my room mate and she was acting like a brat and couldn't handle criticism well. So, she made everyone else suffer and created blame games if you were even to suggest something to her. She acted like she had the right to treat everyone like crap. I gave her a fist full of honesty.

Ohhh, the fist of honesty! XD Well, I can say you did the right thing.

For the legos stuffuu... sryslyz?
I've never had legos, so I can't say I ever had that experience.

Now if you said Go step on some pick up jacks, now that would cause infinite pain to ones foot.
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As for insults... uh. I never insulted anyone until they insult me first. I know the "eye for an eye" is not really the best way to solve things but geez. The only two things people have ever plucked my feathers about are my voice, before it was about my chest. But some girls are just psychotically twisted fruit loops. That's why I remain brutally honest xD Honest upfront. When someone ever started "he said" "she said" crap with me, I went up to the person they were instigating to and told them exactly what I said word for word because I never cared for that drama crappuu. And I had no time to waste on silly things like that.

Like once, idkw I got in a tiff with this one girl in my Biology class in High School but as I was leaving the computer lab to go back to the classroom after finishing a test--she said told her friends that I'm a B-word and I said: "No, I'm sorry you're behaving like a B." Then I walked directly up to our teacher back in the class room and I told him she called me the b-word and I redirected back to her as well. And then the girl walks in with her friends, hearing me re-tell the situation to him and she looked over, saying: "Yeah, and you said it too." And I said: "I know, I told him." After that, she didn't open her trap anymore and the conflict disappeared.

Brutal honesty hurts... but my partner is pretty brutally honest and I must say I prefer it very much to being talked about behind my back

It can, I guess. It depends on the conversation and how well you use it.
And yes, its better upfront than behind--I agree that's a positive outlook on it.

Idk, I just decided that I should always be honest about everything.
If I'm so brutally honest then there could never be any reasonable doubt to myself or to my partner about me.

I don't attack my boyfriend. He actually laughs at everything I talk about XD He says its refreshing

Well when rumor spreading and lies are being spread around it's definitely refreshing...

I still don't understand that. Why spend so much time telling lies and/or rumors?
If you have nothing to hide, then don't act like it. If you realize you don't know the person you said you did, then don't act like it.

I just can't see how someone can create a secret life of one half being the truth and the other a lie, to their companion/friends.
I mean, I've witnessed people do this. But I can't see how easily they eliminate human emotion from it. Sociopaths just wig me out, honestly.

Double lives... speaking of insults... you can't get much more insulting than a loved one having a double life... even if you're on the right side...

i been called basicly anything my hole life
but the worst for me would be my dad calling me something mean in dutch, i dont know how to translate that word