yayyyyyyyyyy


Please get me banned, cuz I can't delete my account.

the first and second pics have no nipples, and the third pic shows zero snatch. to be quite honest this entire thread was a dissappointment.

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not to mention its all cartoon images. nothing raunchy about that lame ass shit

That turtle is the cutest thing ever.
Damn.
Good job, BellyButton.
xD

He's a very happy-looking turtle, gotta say xD

I'd really like a tortoise as a pet one day.

Lol XDDD

//was not disappointed about the turtle
Thanks again, BellyButton:.

I'd like a hermit crab, I think.

Oh yeah! Those are very cool, but a marine tank is a lot of work. I think it's doubtful I'll ever bother keeping fish/aquatics again. I'd like a critter that could enjoy a garden with me. So first, need a garden!

That turtle is far to young to be taken advantage of in this pornographic material! I'm contacting the police!

Turtle exploitation? D:

Belly has no shame!

First it's turtle kiddie porn, then it's fluffy bunnies being experimented on, WHAT NEXT!!

your butthole, and a cattle prod
first they go out on a nice romantic dinner for two at the olive garden, getting to know each other and whispering sweet nothings into each others ears, then its back to your place for some ram 'n jam, leaving you feeling used and abused afterwards (in a good way).

Jeremy sharing his dream date scenario?

That is one sexy octopus.

Legs go on for-ever. ;3

It's convenient that we're able to collect them all in one thread.

Hmm, I wonder what made that douche log in after all this time, and share their lovely opinion with us.

the world may never know.

Originally Posted by jellysundae

Jeremy sharing his dream date scenario?

you know you love it! makes you all soppy down south just thinking about it

Maybe you should set up your own business, arranging blind dates. xDD I can just imagine the online reviews.

lmao, think you're onto something there

//pours tea

I was so lazy that I toasted bread in a fry pan.
I didn't feel like pulling out the toaster.

That's a pretty industrious "lazy" you've got there. :)

It was more work to pull it off of the high shelf, pull it out of the box and plug it in.
Less work to pull the fry pan out of the oven, set it on the stove, and turn the stove on.
xD

Omg, Jelly that was too much for me. I'm tearing up at my desk at that turtle's cuteness. Gah, too much cute!