I walk into doors all the time! My family thinks I am nuts. I will reach for the knob and either I don't twist the knob far enough or I miss it completely and end up walking straight into the door... LOL.

Well, My finger started the peel today at work. I thought it would be fine but now I have a chunk of skin missing off my finger where I washed my hands so much. smh

My story is less dramatic than most but I was making a meme and I was half asleep. When I posted it it had tons of errors TONS. My roommate comented... "Did you use auto correct or something?" I felt so bad for like a week.

The other time was when I was 17 and I first moved in with my roommate. She was 16 so she couldnt do much. Well I went out and got beer for me and coolers for her. Eventually some how a party started in our house. The police came by and asked why we were being lould. I told him the truth (not that my room mate was under drinking age of course). They fined us for having weed in our house but we dont smoke it... How the [email protected]#$ ? Probably some kid left it in our bathroom to get us in trouble for kicking him out of the house.

Okay, I've got a new one...

My boyfriend introduced me to the wonders of paprika, and I've been using it heavily in my cooking since. This past weekend he and I were making a stir fry when he needed to leave the room for a moment and left me in charge. He seasons things really well, but I wanted to try to prove that I have learned and can be super good at it too. So after adding everything to the pan, I opened the drawer he keeps the spices in, grabbed the paprika, and shook it very liberally over the food. I might have had a little day dream about it ending up as one of the best stir fries we've ever had, him praising my excellence, potentially writing sonnets about my use of garlic and onions... I mean, I was stoked for this to be a great damn stir fry.

A while later he came in and we added the rice. Looking at the dish, I realized I had forgotten to account for the rice when I seasoned things and decided I needed to add yet more paprika so the rice wouldn't be bland. I opened the seasoning drawer again, and looked in for the paprika. Only, this time I saw... two bottles of paprika? Two spice bottles with dark red powder inside. One with a teal cap, one with a bright green one. I was pretty sure I had used the bright green one. I picked it up and looked at the label. Cayenne pepper.

Yeah.

I put about a tablespoon of cayenne pepper in the stir fry.

I about cried.

It coulda been worse Cherry... imagine if you'd been making deviled eggs [rofl]

I don't know, man... that just would have been a side dish ruined. I ruined the whole damn meal. [lol]

My boyfriend, seeing my abject horror, stepped in and tried to fix it. He added a bunch of other seasonings to distract it, buttered up some bread, and brought me a huge glass of milk. It was pretty sweet. But as he ate, he said it was spicy even for him, and I'm one of those people with absolutely no tolerance for spicy foods (I'm the one complaining that the mild salsa is too spicy). I didn't even try it. I just kind of sunk into a shame spiral that's best not discussed now.

Ah... at least he was a good sport about it :)

He is really a phenomenal sport about... just so many things. He needs a trophy.

You should totally make him a trophy [lol]

#1 Boyfriend to Someone With Anxiety Disorder and Difficulty Seasoning Things

Think that'll all fit? [lol]

What about #1 Boyfriend, because you're the perfect seasoning for me. [lol]

I don't trust myself seasoning because over seasoned food runs in my family

Cherry might have found a vocation here! So many guys just love to have things as hot as possible because it proves what manly men they are, RAWR! [roll]