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Old 10-03-2014, 10:06 PM

I read the first 10 chapters of Fifty Shades, with Gilbert Gottfried's voice in my head the whole time. I even read it aloud in his voice at times. That made it hilarious. Very entertaining way to spend an afternoon.

NSFW link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

I haven't brought myself to finish the book though. There's maybe a 50/50 chance I'll finish it someday.

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Old 10-03-2014, 10:30 PM

That thread title. OMG I have to listen to Cloud8745 read this again XD

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#103
Old 10-04-2014, 06:08 AM

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I read the first 10 chapters of Fifty Shades, with Gilbert Gottfried's voice in my head the whole time. I even read it aloud in his voice at times. That made it hilarious. Very entertaining way to spend an afternoon.

NSFW link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

I haven't brought myself to finish the book though. There's maybe a 50/50 chance I'll finish it someday.
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS.

Have you heard Nostalgia Critic read it?
SFW: Well, safe up until 3:20... then you hear "F**K ALREADY" and multiple people yelling "search for c**k" because they're on chapter two, and things don't start to "happen" until about 4-5.


My favorite line: "It sounds like Bane/Batman fanfiction right now!"

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#104
Old 10-04-2014, 03:56 PM

Gilbert Gottfried's a god xD I wonder how many takes he had to do for that video because he kept laughing

I never finished the first book either, Bigs. I kept reading the first time for the complete opposite reason for why you generally can't put a book down. Much of the "no, it can't get any worse, surely...". When my tolerance levels got to (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I gave up and couldn't bring myself to ever open it again xD it sat under a little table in my living room for 3 weeks, with me glaring at it balefully whenever I saw it, then I took it back to work and gave it back to the girl who'd leant it to me ><

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#105
Old 10-04-2014, 06:26 PM

Sounds like she's lucky to have gotten it back at all.

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:05 AM

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I never finished the first book either, Bigs.
Wait what?

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:06 AM

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Gilbert Gottfried's a god xD I wonder how many takes he had to do for that video because he kept laughing

I never finished the first book either, Bigs. I kept reading the first time for the complete opposite reason for why you generally can't put a book down. Much of the "no, it can't get any worse, surely...". When my tolerance levels got to (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I gave up and couldn't bring myself to ever open it again xD it sat under a little table in my living room for 3 weeks, with me glaring at it balefully whenever I saw it, then I took it back to work and gave it back to the girl who'd leant it to me ><
You should have burned it and told her it was a mercy killing.

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#108
Old 10-06-2014, 04:30 AM

Hahaha, yes, yes I should xDD

Oh! Bigs, I'm confusing you with Chex. ><

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#109
Old 10-06-2014, 04:36 AM

Oh! Yeah, I keep doing that myself.

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#110
Old 10-06-2014, 05:17 AM

It's understandable. We are the bestest bros. Some confusion is bound to happen. :D

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#111
Old 10-06-2014, 05:19 AM

Best. Post line. Ever.

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#112
Old 10-06-2014, 03:42 PM

My brother actually owns that book, though I'm uncertain whether or not he still has it. When he mentioned he bought it around half a year ago I gave him that look of 'WTF Y WUD U BUY DAT THING' and he agreed and said that he was tricked into buying it because he saw that it was a bestseller and thought that a bestseller should be good.

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#113
Old 10-06-2014, 08:20 PM

A best seller is literally just that. Doesn't matter if it's good, or how many people who return it. Just how many are sold. If you counted the copies in the trash there'd be a different story.

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#114
Old 10-06-2014, 09:18 PM

Best sellers should be renamed.

Really successfully advertised!

Totally suckered the public by the hype!

All given away free with $50 worth of groceries!


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Old 10-06-2014, 09:33 PM

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Best sellers should be renamed.

Really successfully advertised!

Totally suckered the public by the hype!

All given away free with $50 worth of groceries!

I forgot this wasn't Gaia and almost hit the report button when I meant to tip you. XD

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Old 10-06-2014, 11:20 PM


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#117
Old 10-07-2014, 04:31 AM

lol! Sounds about right. My brother believes in those 'bestseller' stuff so he buys them. I know that my tastes are generally quite different from the masses so I never believed those things and just stuck to randomly browsing for stuff that might interest me.

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#118
Old 10-07-2014, 05:48 AM

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I read the first 10 chapters of Fifty Shades, with Gilbert Gottfried's voice in my head the whole time. I even read it aloud in his voice at times. That made it hilarious. Very entertaining way to spend an afternoon.

NSFW link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

I haven't brought myself to finish the book though. There's maybe a 50/50 chance I'll finish it someday.
You are a beautiful ripe pineapple for bringing this video to my attention and I thank you eternally.

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#119
Old 10-07-2014, 07:01 AM

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You are a beautiful ripe pineapple
I think that is one of the best compliments I have ever heard

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#120
Old 10-07-2014, 08:06 AM

Oh gosh I'd never trust the best seller list. Not if 50 shades of gray is on it...

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#121
Old 10-07-2014, 09:44 AM

I stopped trusting the best seller list when Twilight happened >_>

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#122
Old 10-08-2014, 03:55 AM

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“The airport bookstore did not sell books, only bestsellers, which Sita Dulip cannot read without risking a severe systemic reaction.”
― Ursula K. Le Guin, Changing Planes

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#123
Old 10-08-2014, 07:36 AM

I have never heard of that book. Do I want to?

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#124
Old 10-08-2014, 05:33 PM

That line alone makes it sound an interesting prospect xD

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#125
Old 10-08-2014, 09:35 PM

Channels last avatar: it's Ursula le Guin, can't be bad.
It also has a Douglas Adams feel I'm digging.

 


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