I read the first 10 chapters of Fifty Shades, with Gilbert Gottfried's voice in my head the whole time. I even read it aloud in his voice at times. That made it hilarious. Very entertaining way to spend an afternoon.
I read the first 10 chapters of Fifty Shades, with Gilbert Gottfried's voice in my head the whole time. I even read it aloud in his voice at times. That made it hilarious. Very entertaining way to spend an afternoon.
I haven't brought myself to finish the book though. There's maybe a 50/50 chance I'll finish it someday.
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS.
Have you heard Nostalgia Critic read it?
SFW: Well, safe up until 3:20... then you hear "F**K ALREADY" and multiple people yelling "search for c**k" because they're on chapter two, and things don't start to "happen" until about 4-5.
My favorite line: "It sounds like Bane/Batman fanfiction right now!"
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Gilbert Gottfried's a god xD I wonder how many takes he had to do for that video because he kept laughing
I never finished the first book either, Bigs. I kept reading the first time for the complete opposite reason for why you generally can't put a book down. Much of the "no, it can't get any worse, surely...". When my tolerance levels got to (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I gave up and couldn't bring myself to ever open it again xD it sat under a little table in my living room for 3 weeks, with me glaring at it balefully whenever I saw it, then I took it back to work and gave it back to the girl who'd leant it to me ><
Gilbert Gottfried's a god xD I wonder how many takes he had to do for that video because he kept laughing
I never finished the first book either, Bigs. I kept reading the first time for the complete opposite reason for why you generally can't put a book down. Much of the "no, it can't get any worse, surely...". When my tolerance levels got to (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I gave up and couldn't bring myself to ever open it again xD it sat under a little table in my living room for 3 weeks, with me glaring at it balefully whenever I saw it, then I took it back to work and gave it back to the girl who'd leant it to me ><
You should have burned it and told her it was a mercy killing.
My brother actually owns that book, though I'm uncertain whether or not he still has it. When he mentioned he bought it around half a year ago I gave him that look of 'WTF Y WUD U BUY DAT THING' and he agreed and said that he was tricked into buying it because he saw that it was a bestseller and thought that a bestseller should be good.
A best seller is literally just that. Doesn't matter if it's good, or how many people who return it. Just how many are sold. If you counted the copies in the trash there'd be a different story.
lol! Sounds about right. My brother believes in those 'bestseller' stuff so he buys them. I know that my tastes are generally quite different from the masses so I never believed those things and just stuck to randomly browsing for stuff that might interest me.
I read the first 10 chapters of Fifty Shades, with Gilbert Gottfried's voice in my head the whole time. I even read it aloud in his voice at times. That made it hilarious. Very entertaining way to spend an afternoon.