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What is love?

Out of the mouths of kids... answers to the question "What does love mean?"
The answers are broader and deeper than anyone would imagine. See what you think:

1. "Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way."

2. "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." -Rebecca, age 8

3. "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth." -Billy, age 4

4. "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." -Kari, age 5

5. "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." -Chrissy, age 6

6. "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings."

7. "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." -Terri, age 4

8. "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." -Danny, age 7

9. "Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss." -Emily, age 8

10. "Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." -Bobby, age 7

11. "If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate." -Nikka, age 6

12. "Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no."

13. "When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more."

14. "There are two kinds of love. Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them."

15. "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day." -Noelle, age 7

16. "Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." -Tommy, age 6

17. "During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." -Cindy, age 8

18. "My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." -Clare, age 6

19. "Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken." -Elaine, age 5

20. "Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." -Chris, age 7

21. "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." -Mary Ann, age 4

22. "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

23. "I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."

24. "Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying."

25. "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." -Karen, age 7

26. "Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." -Mark, age 6

27. "You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." -Jessica, age 8

28. "God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love."

29. And a great one is the story of a 4-year-old whose next door neighbor was an elderly man who had just lost his wife. When the child saw the man cry, the little boy went over into the man's yard and climbed on top of the man's lap and just sat there. When the boy's mother asked him what he'd said to the neighbor, the little boy said; "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

I thought this was cute.
Have any of your own?
Post them here.
x3

That's adorable! Not really funny, but if a little kid answered a question like that I'd be like OMG! That's too Cute!

Yeah, I just thought they were really sweet.

LOL "KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS."

i have poems ^^
Two cats (Diamond Cut Diamond)

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Two Cats
One up a tree
One under the tree
The cat up a tree is he
The cat under the tree is she
The tree is witch elm, just incidentally.
He takes no notice of she, she takes no notice of he.
He stares at the woolly clouds passing, she stares at the tree.
There's been a lot written about cats, by Old Possum, Yeats and Company
But not Alfred de Musset or Lord Tennyson or Poe or anybody
Wrote about one cat under, and one cat up, a tree.
God knows why this should be left for me
Except I like cats as cats be
Especially one cat up
And one cat under
A witch elm
Tree.

Cats Sleep Anywhere

Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair.
Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge.
Open drawer, empty shoe, anybody's lap will do.
Fitted in a cardboard box, in the cupboard with your frocks.
Anywhere! They don't care! Cats sleep anywhere.

The Kitten And The Falling Leaves

That way look, my infant, lo!
What a pretty baby-show!
See the kitten on the wall,
sporting with the leaves that fall.
Withered leaves - one - two and three
from the lofty elder tree.
Though the calm and frosty air,
of this morning bright and fair.
Eddying round and round they sink,
softly, slowly; one might think.
From the motions that are made,
every little leaf conveyed
Sylph or Faery hither tending,
to this lower world descending.
Each invisible and mute,
in his wavering parachute.

But the Kitten, how she starts,
crouches, stretches, paws, and darts!
First at one, and then its fellow,
just as light and just as yellow.
There are many now - now one,
now they stop and there are none:
What intenseness of desire,
in her upward eye of fire!
With a tiger-leap half-way,
now she meets the coming prey.
lets it go as fast, and then;
Has it in her power again.
Now she works with three or four,
like an Indian conjuror;
quick as he in feats of art,
far beyond in joy of heart.
Where her antics played in the eye,
of a thousand standers-by,
clapping hands with shout and stare,
what would little Tabby care!
For the plaudits of the crowd?
Over happy to be proud,
over wealthy in the treasure
of her exceeding pleasure!


St. Jerome's Cat

St. Jerome in his study kept a great big cat,
it's always in his pictures, with its feet upon the mat.
Did he give it milk to drink, in a little dish?
When it came to Friday's, did he give it fish?
If I lost my little cat, I'd be sad without it;
I should ask St. Jerome what to do about it.

I should ask St. Jerome, just because of that,
for he's the only saint I know who kept a kitty cat.

Felix Catus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Five Little Eyes

In Hans' old mill his three black cats
watch his bins for the thieving rats.
Whisker and claw, they crouch in the night,
their five eyes smouldering green and bright.
Squeaks from the flour sacks, squeaks from where.
The cold wind stirs on the empty stair,
squeaking and scampering, everywhere.

Then down they pounce, now in, now out,
at whisking tail, and sniffing snout.
While lean old Hans he snores away,
till peep of light at break of day.
Then up he climbs to his creaking mill,
out come his cats all grey with meal.
Jekkel, and Jessup, and one-eyed Jill.

sorry i didnt mean to stretch the page and all....
enjoy xD!

Originally Posted by Clickmyname

Yeah, I just thought they were really sweet.

LOL "KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS."

Yep.

I love those lol! Little kids are so cute.

Got to love little kids answers to questions.

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