No, I'm not scared of it. I'm sensible enough to know to always take precautions. And anyway, in the West at least, HIV isn't a death sentence, it's a chronic disease. You can keep yourself in relatively good nick with the retroviral drugs they've developed.

The only thing I'm really afraid of is becoming weak and infirm when I'm old, and not being looked after properly.

Unless you're down and she's up, then gravity will prevent any harm.

Yeah, I took that line from Knocked Up. So what.