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"Omg! What are you watching?!?! DDx " "owo?&q
Oddly, I just remembered an old incident when I was half asleep brushing my teeth this morning. =w=;;
Well when I was in kindergarten or so, I was alone in my parents room. I was just flipping through the channels on TV because I was bored. Guess what I landed on? ... It was a show where they showed like sex moves and such. The lady was just going down on this old dude, both naked. (30-40ish?) Anyway, I did not know what it was and I didn't care (much). I just noticed the lady long manicured nails. Me: "Pwetty owo" and I was thinking that my mom should see this because she works in nail salons and that she should do copy the style and do make the same design for a customer. =D She came in (I didn't call her tho, she in herself) and was, "OMFG! What are you watching!?!?" and turned it off. I was all, "The lady has pretty nails. You should try it mommy." "It's bad! Bad I tell you!" "Why? I just want you to do the pretty nails. ;-;" Lol, it went something like that and I never understood it till I remember after when I was older. Now that I think back all I could go is LMAO. =w=; Dense child. GD discuss: ~First time landing on things that you should not see at a young age (sex positions site/show etc) ~Anything you can think of |
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Yes. Bad experiences Googling names. Especially Images. Google anyones name it it shows as porno. ;-; |
My mum tells me that when I was 4 years old and my sister was 8, she was in the kitchen and heard my sister crying. She walked in to the lounge to find me staring at the TV and my sister hiding behind the sofa with a cushion over her eyes.
We'd been watching a very graphic program that shows how babies were made, and it was the birth scene in all it's glory xD Terrified my sister, but Mum says I just turned to her and said "Was I all covered in gunk when I was born?" :lol: |
Umm.. I walked in on my brother watching innapropiate shows in the living room late at night.. I was just focused on what the people were wearing or something like that >.<
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There is a comercial on televison, I don't remember what for, that shows two men kissing eachother. This boy in my class was telling his friend how his mom had walked in during the comerical and wondered what the hell he was watching. x3 |
yeah. But no one ever found out. When I was in first grade, I had my own room, with a tv in it. Basic cable...I think. I don't know, it was the 90's. Did they have non-cable things? O_o No idea.
Anyway, I was bored one night, and started changing the channels on the tv since ice skating wasn't on... (I used to watch the iceskating olympics every year. I loved watching ice skating....I miss it) So, instead I stumbled upon this spanish soap opera show. I did understand a little spanish at that time. None of which I remember, but I watched it, found it a bit weird. This guy was peeking on this girl undressing. Then her husband came around and fighting and stuff. Yeah.. That's really all I remember though >_< I watched it only three times, trying to figure out why they had such weird costumes, they were cool like sailor moon's XD |
When I was little (I think maybe 11 or 12 or so) my ex-best friend and I stumbled upon that Cinemax channel at night...
Well I was sleeping over at her house and we were in the living room on the pull-out sofa bed and we found that channel. There were some...interesting movies on there. One of them showed this naked girl on this big revolving wheel and it was just sooo funny. We mostly just giggled because a bunch of movies on there were ridiculous. |
I never had anything like that happen to me.
I never channel surfed, I just bounced between like, Nick, Disney and Cartoon Network Though, now whenever I surf the channels I see the naughty channel. Sometimes I forget what it is because of deceptive labeling. |
o.o; *headclank*
xD I feel so sorry for your mom. I don't recall anything like this happening to me. o-o |
i remember something like that =] i was playing dolls in my parent's room while my dad was watching tv. i remember then hearing a buncha of screaming and moaning from the tv. i turn to see a guy on top of a girl and then my dad shouted at me "DON'T LOOK AT THE TV." even today while i'm in high school my parents throw a pillow in front of my face whenever a sex scene comes on tv. little do they know it's all old news to me x]
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Hahahahaha.
XD That is awful. Mhm. I honestly never had an amazing story like that. I never really ran into it like that. D: |
Lmao xD
The first time I saw those kind of graphics I was alone in the house. My parents went out at night and left me in the house asleep. I was like 10 or nine years old. All I know is that I was looking for some cartoons and Bam I caught a guy doing it with a woman wildly. I stared at the tv trying to figure out what they were exactly doing o.O I was so naive a that time. The hilarious thing that when I changed the channel the next one was having a sex scene as well. I found out on that night that there were about 5 channels about those stuff. ._. On that time I didn't got it but I remember to make a funny face when one of the channels had a female screaming out loud... It seems so stupid at pathetic the scream Dx - By the way I'm a girl - |
Livia - Rofl. xD;~
Yeah, as a child, we all think it's so amusing. XD How like, dumb it looks. XD I find it amusing. |
LOL.
LOL... Reading through these posts is hilarious... Anyway, I don't think anything like that ever happened to me with the TV. My parents never paid for any of those porn channels so they weren't there for me to find. However, I once found a bunch of porn mags at my grandparents' house. o_O I was pretty young at the time but I knew exactly what they were. I might have been around eleven or so. And I was pretty weirded out that they would be at their house of all places. XD I ended up telling my parents and they said they were probably my uncle's or something. LMAO. Anyway, I flipped through them and was disappointed that they were all females and no males. XD Nothing that I hadn't ever really seen before, being a girl. So that was rather unamusing. Also, one other time, one of the first times I went in a chat room... I was probably twelve, I'm not sure. Anyway, I went in a chat room, and it was all people asking ASL and I got bored pretty quickly because no one was talking about anything interesting and I wasn't sure what most of them were talking about either. And I didn't want to tell them my ASL. Anyways, some guy IMed me and asked me "Do you give good head?" I had no idea what this meant at that age, so I asked my mom. She looked at the computer screen, got mad, and made me get offline for the rest of the day. XD It made me so upset because I couldn't figure out what had happened or what had upset her so much, until I was older and then remembered the incident and realized what the guy was asking me. @[email protected]
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My family used to steal cable. B]
Well anyways I would browse channels late at night when everyone else in the house was asleep, since I was only 6 or so, and shouldn't watch too much tv. So I did all my viewing late at night, well anyways while channel surfing I happened to land on a static-y channel with all those grey lines and blurry-screen, but all I remember was seeing an outline of two people all rolling, tumbling, and giggling. x_____x God forbid that channel come back to me. |
Hahahahahahaa! That's happened to me before.
So, I was like 7, and we got cable for TV. I liked Dragon Tales or something like that, so I went through the channels to look for it. I ended up on the sex channel, but I thought it was interesting because the lady's dress was a pretty blue. xD My mom came in and was like "WTF?!?!?! What are you watching?" "Look Daddy, she has a pretty blue dress!" "...o.o...>:[...Bad. -shuts off TV-" "But I DIDN'T get to watch Dragon Tales!!!" And I forgot what happened after that. xD |
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And I can't think of stumbling upon something I shouldn't have seen as a child. I hardly remember the sex talk. Before we had the sex talk though, whenever I'd ask 'What's sex?' And they'd say, 'Well, what sex are you?' and I'd say boy...That was sex to me for a while XD But NOW I stumble on things I shouldn't...Not always by accident though 8) |
lmao That SO happened to me when i was like 11 or 12. XDDD
I was so scarred, and i quickly changed it just in case my mom or dad came in. lol Or, i don't know if this would count, but when i was 12, i was watching Mad TV and this girl lifted up her shirt, but they blurred it and my dad was like [in spanish] "WHAT'S THAT?!!" DDD=< It's because he was placing like an order to a package deliver guy. SO embarrassing! >_< lol I remember i was like "Whaaaa-" Then i turned around and there was the delivery guy. XDDD |
I remeber one day I was outside playing and I went in the house to get something. I went in through the garage because it leads upstairs. But you can see the basement tv from the door. So when I walked in I saw my dad watching porn. He tried to turn off the tv so I wouldn't see. But sadly :cry: he wasn't fast enough. It was so akweird :oops: . Then another day I was looking for my Lion King movie in my parents room because the stole most of my disney movies from me to watch them. I went in my dads closet and spotted a bunch of shoe boxes. So yeah... I opened them and.....you get the idea.
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My family and I watch a TON of movies....that's like the little activity that we do together because we're always coming and going and pretty much never have time for eachother but usually on like a Sunday night we'll all sit down, have a nice family dinner and then watch a movie....
Some of the movies have sex....I'm 19 so it's nothing that I have not seen before, and my other sister is 17...so same for her. But my mom always makes it SO messed up!! D: And she'll refer to a 'penis' as something like is dangleydoo or something stupid like that...I know what it is okay!? But I don't think I've ever been caught watching something that I souldn't be watching...I started to watch rated 'R' movies with my parents when I was like 10. |
Wow.. Thats something to remember xD.
Yes, yes, my friend. Who has a TV in his room, we where little, and it was going over to 'play'. Anyway he slept with the TV on, the little dork xD. Anyway I turn it on one night, and well it was late. Like twelve, and during the day they play rerun cartoons, and guess what at night, porn. Now I was little, like seven or eight, my friend is a year younger. So I knew what they where doing. Well kinda, like a ruff draft of it all. Also my parents are very religious folks, and my Mum 'tried' to shelter me. My Dad really didn't care that much xD. Anyway me and my friend where arguing what they where doing. Quite humerus. I said they where having sex but no he had to say they where making out naked and nothing more. Well being a little and naive we had to find out who was right. So we kinda went onto the web.. Em.. It was rather scarring for a little kid. Its left a rather large permanent mark on me, I was such a stupid kid. I wanted to stay a little know-nothing child for awhile longer. |
lol!! that's so funny and cute! Well my parents could care less if i watch violent, swearing, pornographic, or rated r material... their philosophy is "if we isolate this child from these things, she will want to go after it, in doing so breaking rules and getting herself in trouble, so if we expose her to these things, she will become mature and won't care" and that's what happened!
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When I was younger, I couldn't sleep so I walked in the living room where my mom and her bf were watching a movie.
And as soon as I got there, a guy was naked on the tv. And I was like. O.O And my mom was like GTFO. D:< xD It wasn't a porno. Just a rape scene on the movie. <<' |
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