Are you perphaps someone who deals with hypocrites everyday, but are one yourself? Or the opposite?

Are you perphaps someone who doesn't follow their own morals, and doesn't listen to others? Or someone else doesn't?

Are you perphaps that person who has dealt with the big hypocrites to small ones?

Are you...what are you?

That's it, making random "poems" for every thread I'll ever make. I don't care if they suck hard, Imma be making them : D

Anyways. Let me give an example of being a hypocrite.

EX. Your friend tells you she cuts, you need someone to talk to about it, [ assuming you dont know how to handle the situation ] and the only person home is your dad, you come up to him and are right about to talk, but you are inturrupted by him as he says he is too busy working to talk, when he is actually playing cards [ I know he could actually be working, but this thread is about hypocrites, not cirumstances that should be considered ] so you are depressed all day, and still wondering who to tell about it/confused. The next day your dad gets fired from his job, and he comes home and wants to talk to you about it [ again, under the circumstances, it would be childish if you just ignored him because of what he did yesterday because getting fired is a big thing, but again, we are talking about the Hypocracy ]

God I suck at spelling.
Anyways, hope my point got across in this example.

Post about the hypocrites you have dealt with, how you are a hypocrite, examples of hypocracy that happens are you, etc. Anything else about hypocrites.

I'm kinda confused about this topic. lol maybe I just don't get it, but are you trying to find out if people are hypocrites or not?

I think I've been a hypocrite a couple of times. Never intentionally. I can't think of any hypocrites right now except for the father off Mary Poppins.

I am a hypocrite. When I say I hate that journal it meams I'm going ot buy it in 10 minutes. Except with a few things. A few things I really don't like and I'm not lying about it.

well, realistically I'm pretty sure most people have a hypocritical streak. Whether your parent, your teacher, or your friends, they've all done it and if they say they haven't then they're liars too. Plain and simple.

I hate hypocrites..
But I tend to be like that sometimes.. So I'm really trying my best not to..
And yes, I agree to Herkamyrh that almost everybody has this side too..

Everyone is a hypocrite. Even so, if what they say is the right thing to do, you should follow whatever it is ^^''..

Saying, "you're a hypocrite" or "isn't that hypocritical?" in a debate is kind of... really funny. It's a last-ditch attempt at winning an argument, I think.

Whether or not I'm a hypocrite has no bearing on the point I'm attempting to make. xD

The way I see it...to be human is to be a hypocrite. It's just that some people are more hypocritical than others.

I meet a lot of bad ones where I work. There's this one woman who comes in every so often...and I really can't stand her. She will get angry if I'm not smiling when I see her; it's what I'm "supposed to do." Grocery stores are supposed to be a friendly environment.

Then she will come in the next day and SCREAM her lungs out at me and my coworkers because we're out of sour cream, a sale expired, or because of something else that's completely out of our control.

And she wonders why I don't smile at her every time I see her?

• I think everyone is. O-o No one is ever NOT hypocritical. But some are worse than others. ><
  

I am a big fat hypocrite.

I always tell people to do things a certain way when I never do them that way myself. I don't really know - I do try to give good advice, I just never follow it.