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M i n u x e 01-04-2008 12:29 AM

@Criah: Guys do have it so much easier ;______;
I agree with you about the automatic stuff. Even though automatic stuff are more convenient and efficient when things go wrong it is a lot harder to fix. With manual things those mistakes are usually avoided altogether xP

lizzylizzleliz 01-04-2008 12:31 AM

in my house i have one bathroom for us kids then one for our parents off of their bedroom. I wish I had my own. I don't have to use the bathroom often, but whenever I need to shower, wash, brush my teeth, or whatever its always in use (i usually have 4-6 friends over and my brother usually has 7-9 friends over, its crowded.)thank god my little brother has no friends. :roll:

georgedemonkey 01-04-2008 01:21 AM

I would have peed . . . I dont care if the power is off. you gotta go then you gotta go.

Dystopia 01-04-2008 01:35 AM

xD I have no idea what the right thing to do there is. Maybe run out of the building and go nextdoor to use their bathroom? Ask the boss? xD

Criah 01-04-2008 01:38 AM

@ Dystopia

There isn't anywhere next door to go but a drainage pond and some open grass before the road.

And okay, I do get the point of a drainage pond, but I'm not gonna squat out there for all to see while geese try to goose me! :D

Scribble Me Orange 01-04-2008 01:57 AM

BRB NATURE IS CALLING AND I'M ANSWERING---

okay I'm back. xD LOLZ TOPICS ABOUT PISS MAKE ME HAVE OT PISS. D:

I say, when you have to go, GO. I would've give a rats ass if it was 20 below zero and there was no bathroom in sight. I'd piss in the snowbank.

When I have to piss, I dance. I fidget. I twitch. I go..OO EE OO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!

xD

You know what they need to make? A REALLY Porta-Potty. One you can just stick in your pants without noticing. Connect a bag to your pisshole and it can just leak into there all day. D: Or..cut a hole in the bottom of your computer chair and put a bucket there. :]

I only piss once I really have to go when I'm busy. Once I get the urge and I'm not busy, I just go. xD

Teeth 01-04-2008 02:07 AM

-chuckle-
What a strangely amusing topic. 8D
But as everyone else here has already said; when you gotta go, you gotta go. O____O;;
I usually am on the computer or playing videogames all day, everday, so I usually neglect going to the washroom and just wiggle in my spot until it 'hopefully' goes away, and yet, it never has. ;__;
So I also do the mad dash for the toilet. xD
And no, what you did was natural. :B
If you hadn't snuck in a pee, who knows what could have happened, no? x3

Criah 01-04-2008 02:17 AM

@ Scribble Me Orange: You mean a catheter? There's a really funny essay by David Sedaris about wearing one of those. He says at one point that he smells like a nursing home!

@ Teeth: If I hadn't snuck in to pee, I would've had to leave work and go find new socks. I can't stand wet socks.

Scribble Me Orange 01-04-2008 02:18 AM

Nope, not a catheter. Just some kind of bag that will suction to us and just ( :lol: ) collect everything. No tubes. That'd be..weird..

M i n u x e 01-04-2008 02:22 AM

@Criah: LOL! Squatting at a drainage pond would have been extremely awkward xD

@Scribble: Hm... I am trying to imagine in my head what that device would look like but I keep on remembering that scene from the WoW South Park episode where Eric pooped in this bowl that his mother was holding xD
I don't think I would ever be 'busy' enough to have to use one of those things though.

icey_paradise 01-04-2008 02:35 AM

Lol, at least you didn't have anyone telling you you couldn't go! My teachers hated when we would ask to use the restroom. I'm so glad college is freer^^

But as for going sneakily, nah, theres always one good flush if the power or water goes off, go for it!^^

Criah 01-04-2008 02:39 AM

@ icey_paradise: When I was in school, I had this one crazy history teacher who would write things like "ambulatory protoplasm" on the bathroom pass. You had to have your name on the bathroom pass, y'see, or you'd go straight to the office. So you'd be all Mission: Impossible through the school halls while trying not to pee your pants.

Which is really somewhat like my day at the office today. The office manager was all, "Oh, the water's back on!" about thirty minutes after I peed, but I was good then.

Scribble Me Orange 01-04-2008 03:30 AM

Like once your bladder gets so full, it can't get any fuller, so what's in there is making it's way out.

Minuxe: It would definitely save time from my day. I hate using school bathrooms because I always end up going, coming back, and not having any concentration left to finish what I was doing. And I don't like using public restrooms anyways.
When my cousins have to pee REALLY bad, they hold themselves and dance around. Or wiggle around. xD It's hilarious.

duppo-lover 01-04-2008 03:45 AM

hahahaha ugh I had somewhat of the same thing. IT was EMBARRASSING! You see I was on the boat with my dad and his friend and we were going around looking at the islands. Well lucky me in the middle of it I suddenly we had to pee. Well this sucks, I'm in a boat surrounded by water that's rushing past me and I have to take a freakin' tinkle! I ended up finally telling my dad and we tried to rush back to where we had taken off from put I couldn't hold it anymore so we stopped at an island and I had to do the bush squat. -_- Now every time we go out on a boat I use the toilet first. But at least you had privacy so yes I think you did the right thing ^_^

mystic kiwi 01-04-2008 03:46 AM

I have bad bladder control so if I have to pee, I have to pee. Most the time I have to dash to the bathroom because I have little warning before I have to pee.

Criah 01-04-2008 03:53 AM

@ duppo-lover: When I was a kid, my parents had this boat and the entire family would go out for entire Saturdays. Offshore, but in the shallows, right? Fishing.

If we had to pee, we were told to go off to the ladder down the back of the boat and dip our hinies into the ocean and wee.

Lesson learned: Never swim in the ocean, kids. Criah's peed there.

duppo-lover 01-04-2008 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Criah

Lesson learned: Never swim in the ocean, kids. Criah's peed there.

HA! so that's what the foam is! XD....o_O wait.... I've drank that water :shock:

Criah 01-04-2008 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duppo-lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Criah

Lesson learned: Never swim in the ocean, kids. Criah's peed there.

HA! so that's what the foam is! XD....o_O wait.... I've drank that water :shock:

Oopsies! :D

duppo-lover 01-04-2008 04:02 AM

*cringe* uh that kind of ruins all those romantic scenes on the beach you see in movies, doesn't it?

clock 01-04-2008 04:03 AM


Hahaha. >__< I'd say try to hold it as long as you can,
although that's not good to do a lot.

One time my water died and I didn't know how
to fix it. So I sat there all day and continued to drink
water for about 4-5 hours. Bad idea. I finally drove to my bf's
house, which is 15 minutes away, so I could pee and stuff.

duppo-lover 01-04-2008 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'clockwork

Hahaha. >__< I'd say try to hold it as long as you can,
although that's not good to do a lot.

One time my water died and I didn't know how
to fix it. So I sat there all day and continued to drink
water for about 4-5 hours. Bad idea. I finally drove to my bf's
house, which is 15 minutes away, so I could pee and stuff.

you drank water for 4-5 hours even though you knew your water had died?o_o

Criah 01-04-2008 04:12 AM

Kinda does, doesn't it. Then, I'm the person who sits in the theater and watches as the couple is reunited after a long separation, running toward one another in the surf with arms outstretched, and everyone else is crying...

...and I'm sitting there popping my gum and going, "I think I wee'd there."

clock 01-04-2008 04:14 AM


@ duppo ~ Yes, I'm a water-holic. *-*

duppo-lover 01-04-2008 04:15 AM

lol and I'm thinking to myself.
"There sharing after people's pee just landed in their mouth... guess they're just sharing the love..."

duppo-lover 01-04-2008 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'clockwork

Yes, I'm a water-holic. *-*

I'm a caffeine-aholic :lol:


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