Haha, that's awesome. x]

i've had to deal with insects all my life. -___-
In my old house, there were constantly ants, and spiders in my room practically all the time, so i would always run away from them. D: Once, my brother and i rented a paddle boat at our cottage and i didn't notice the huge black [daddy long legs i guess it was?] spider sitting on my leg. O: Like, if you spread your hand out completely, it would be bigger then the entire hand, and the body was as big as the palm. >__O
After discovering it, i was about to jump into the water to get it off, but luckily my brother got some stick and flicked it off, since i forgot i couldn't swim.
Another time there was a huge moth in between the curtains and front window, but it died from suffocation before we noticed it.
In my current house though, i was in the washroom when i notice this big orange thing that resembled a centipede in the corner under the cupboards. >___< [i wouldn't go into the bathroom for a week]
And recently, when i was about to take a shower, i noticed the huge centipede i had somehow missed the first time. D:
When i was in grade 5, during the summer there were huge 'clouds' of gnats i believe; they'd follow me and my friends around constantly! We'd move, but the cloud kept following us. Dx
Usually, if i saw a spider or something, my brother would put it in hands, or pretend to, and scare me by throwing it near me; once though, i was going to hang up my jacket and nearly walked into the spider but my brother pulled me away and pointed to it. D:
i hate insects so much. xD i have a lot more stories too, unfortunately. T___T

I was in war with box elder bugs...
My weapon was a long pointy stick....
,But I was sorta in war with another type of bug,
When you smush it it smells like green apple!!!

Ahahaha! A very valet fight indeed! It reminds me of the time in 7th grade when a swarm of gnat like insects attacked our table. We fought them with out sweatshirts, backpacks, water bottles, basically anything that could be picked up and twirled around. The funny thing was that everyone was staring at us like we were crazy and we didn't find out later that they couldn't see the gnats (I guess you had to be up close to spot them) and we looked like we were beating each other up and swinging madly at the air around us. xDDD

Lmao! xD Lol, yes once back in grade six. Me and my friend was so bored that I suggested, "Do you want to kill ants? =O" So we went to the sandbox and whenever an ant crawl out, we would bury it again with sand.

Once there was this ant that wouldn't give up! D: He kept coming back up (because they usually stay under the sand after the second bury). So me and my friend was going crazy and you see it try to escape us. xD But at the end after many attempts, it stayed under. =D

a wasp wanted to start a war in my room, but i ran away. ;~;

oh, and there were tons of little bugs flying around my computer one night. it was really annoying. so i turned my little bed side light on, waited for them to get inside the shade, and pushed the lamp up against the wall. they all died cause it was too hot. buahaha.

xD

I laughed the whole time.

I remember once when I went camping there was like 15 mosquitoes in my tent... I HATE mosquitoes. They were buzzing around all night and I was like.... completely under my sleeping bag all night D:

That was a very funny story and a creative way to kill all those mosquitoes!!

Anyways the only insect war I had was when ants invaded my kitchen. I didn't really have to deal with them myself because my parents just bought a ton of those ant poison things to get rid of them. We put them in the corners of our kitchen and in a couple days the ants were gone. I think the poison was something like poisonous peanut butter that the ants would carry into their home and give to their queen. I just remember watching all the ants and occasionally impaling them with a toothpick!