Okay it's not what you think. xD So once when I was at school like a year ago. This person would NOT leave me the hell alone so I could do what I was TRYING to do and would NOT stfu. So I turned around and said. "YOU'RE FIRED!" And they shut up. I was like. AHAHHAHA. So I turned back around and just almost cried, I was laughing so hard. xDDD

Then there are times that my family and I make up our own jokes to things or go off things that other people have said around us. We really have a LOT of jokes and if I listed them all, I'd be wasting all of Menewsha's space and kill Menewsha! D: Nuuu!

Anyways. Do you ever have random moments that are just plain hilarious like that? Or just stuff that you say to people? Or jokes that you or your family or friends have together or that you made off of them?

Sorry if there's another thread like this. I didn't see one, yet I could be blind as a bat. Who knows.

No event comes to mind, but sometimes I say thing with out thinking and people take it as a joke. I never know why though.

Hahah. Me and my friend say random things like that.
We quote things from movies that we think are funny. Whee~ I don't know why I can't think of them today. I think it's spur of the moment kind of stuff.


Things I like to say to people are things that usually don't make sense to them. I use the word 'for' instead of 'because' a lot. I like to say 'Have life' when I have to say goodbye. The 'Have life' thing was used as a replacement instead of 'Have a good life.'

That's just too long to say for me. xD;
It's wierdish. :>

Oh, I have so many. I can't think of any right now though.
I saw these things mostly with my friends, they're usually part of running gags. So even if I did write them all down here, you guys wouldn't think it was funny! Oh man I'd be a poor stand up comedian.

Oh lol I don't do stuff like THAT. D: But like okay. In the mail today, some screwed up Working Mother magazine came in the mail. And since we and the neighbor share one mailbox, his mail comes too so we just pass his mail on to him, and it was HIS magazine. So we made up this joke that it's Working FATHER magazine. Then we decided to call it Working Motherfucker magazine. We never laughed so fucking hard and that joke will never get old. xD

That's so random.

I luff saying "YOU FAIL. You fail at life and I'm amazed you're alive!" That usually shuts them up. xDDD

My mom and I used to travel a lot for horse shows, and we made up lots of games to pass the time. We had our own language that we spoke in. Neither of us knew what we were saying, but we seemed to maintain and decent conversation. It could entertain us for miles.

Another favorite of mine was whenever I asked 'Are we there yet?' My mom, and her friend that sometimes was with us, would start saying things like 'Yup. Oh, but now we're here. We were there, but now we're here, no there.' It would continue for abut five minutes or until we all dissolved into laughter.

Ah, I miss those trips sometimes...

lol good for you! Maybe I'll try that one day. XD But I don't really get into many fights.

I know that my family and friends have sayings like that, but I just can't think of any. D:

Okay. On the topic of random outbursts..
Go up to someone and be like,
"Would you like a condom? It's boysenberry. My boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourse. They make his junk smell like pie."

It's a quote from the movie Juno..And I find it absolutely hilarrrious.
I just love it.
I use it once in a while in random msn convos xD

My family...um...sometimes I wonder if we're not actually descendants of circus clowns. XDD

Just a random example...there's this girl at my and my mom's college whom NO ONE likes...she's skinnier than a rail, won't look at me twice outside of class even though I know her from my and my mom's classes, and is a real keener.

She's tall and almost anorexic looking...guess what everyone calls her behind her back? Olive Oyl. And I and my mom were talking about Speech class, and she started talking about how she prepared sub sandwich dressing for her Speech class's Informative speech (like, back in the '80s) and just guess what ingredient she lists first?

That's right. Olive oil. And 'Olive Oyl' was sitting just a few yards away, too. XDD It might not sound that funny, but trust me...it was HILARIOUS. D:

...okay, stop giving me those looks. >: It was funny, I promise.

There's also the usual chorus of "Duh HUH, Goober!" from The Andy Griffith Show when someone says something stupid...or "Well, DUH, and how d'ya spell it?" that I inspired when I was, like, 5. >->;

Yeah there are these two sluts in my school and their videos (ones of them figuring themselves) got around our school...

so know everytime I pass them in the hallway, I'm like EEEWWW that's disgusting...haha I wonder if they've caught up yet because I pass them in the hallway like five or six times a day. LMAO XD

THis one time my two friends and I were at a japanese museum and we were looking at stuff on the wall and for some reason my hand twitched right as I raised it to point at something on the wall I thought was interesting - and it looked like it just flailed or something and my friend Michelle saw it and we looked at each other and CRACKED up...we were rolling on the floor laughing - the old people were so mad at us but they wouldn't say anything. and my other friend Alex just walked away and pretended that he didn't notice us. and later that day we were in the other part of the museum and it was like "guess what this is really used for and then open the shutter on the wall to find out" so I opened the shutter and a spider crawled out and I screamed SO loudly...on of the guards ran out of the guard station and was like "What's wrong!?" and my friends were like "oh - she saw a spider and she is deathly afraid of them" and he was like "oh" and he walked back into the station and we heard him say to the other guard "I thought she died or something - but she only saw a damned spider!!!" lol. We all laughed and then left the room. XDDD

Yesterday I asked my boyfriend if he wasn't just dependable, but corolla dependable.
if that counts for anything

My friend and I tend to watch a lot of the same movies and one of them is a Bug's Life and our favorite line is from the two rollie pollies. Which is "You firrrrrred!" so we used to say that to each other all the time in their accent/tone. XD And another is a lot of lines from Family Guy because we are addicted to that show and usually pwn playing the board game version. One of our favorite lines is "Cool Who-ip" where Stewie uses too much emphases on the "h". XD We do that with other words with silent "h's" as well. XD I know we also have a lot of original random things we say to each other but I'm too tired to list them. XD

MasterChiefrei--XDD all classics lols..

Well yes i have a D&D moment that just made me laugh so hard i was gasping for breath while crying. Spunkiful had to carry me to my car it was so bad..
But
My friend has the summing staff that summan a tree.. They where sent to the real of fire.. and well he decided.." I well summin my tree' its really called an ant.. butt yea tree is easer.. So here comes this tree runing around in the plain of fire.. screaming while on fire..

I done know why i fond it funny at that point of time.. but every time it was brought up.. it just got funnier and funniers. XDD

Originally Posted by Clorissa

Okay. On the topic of random outbursts..
Go up to someone and be like,
"Would you like a condom? It's boysenberry. My boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourse. They make his junk smell like pie."

It's a quote from the movie Juno..And I find it absolutely hilarrrious.
I just love it.
I use it once in a while in random msn convos xD

XD You're the most awesome person ever for using that, like seriously. And I *love* Juno :3

And on topic, my family uses 'You're fired!' a lot when someone messes up, or forgets something at the grocery store, etc.