So just yesterday I was talking to my used to be boyfriend, and he told me we couldn't be together anymore because I don't have the internet to talk to him, or a phone to call him with. I really think he's hiding something, but whatever. I will admit, I am sort of heartbroken, but hey, life goes on.

Even though I still like him a whole lot T^T

But anyhow, what are some of the worst excuses you've ever heard in a breakup?

discuss.

I guess it can be frustrating when you can't easily contact your other half. >.< *hug*

I haven't got any break up stories. D= I've only had one relationship and I ended it because the guy was literally driving me insane. >.<

My Ex dumped me because he couldnt be bothered. said i had a whiny sounding voice XD everyone sais my voice is cute but ye no pleasing little boys these days......

He also said that i never paid him any attention which was totally not true... he told me if he went of with his friends its because he wanted space.... so i didnt go near him because he was with his friends which i took as him needing space.....

then the next day im sorry your dumped (with a huge smirk on his face) Because you dont give me enough attention....... :S

When I was dating a guy in high school I found out from a friend that he was wanting to break up with me because he was going to college and me being slightly younger was still in high school, he felt that it wouldn't work anymore.
So I dumped him first =P

Your boyfriend is definately using the 'no telephone, no internet' thing as an excuse. If you want to be together you'll find a way to talk no matter what XP

I've never had anyone break up with me, but I'm usually pretty poor at giving reasons for dumping someone.

One of my Ex's just wouldn't stop talking, and I would have felt bad saying "I'm leaving because you won't shut up for two seconds and it's like going out with a 6 foot 4 three year old" o_o
But I really didn't want to be with him as he was giving me a headache, so...
I hid from him for 6 weeks >.<
I was going to try the whole "It's not you, it's me" thing, but it was him, so that would have been a lie.
Oh well, he finally got the hint after 6 weeks and he found me and said "Have we got a problem?"
... I think it took him the whole 6 weeks to shut up long enough to realise there was nobody listening to him :shock:

I got dumped after a day going out with a girl in high school.

That's OK though, it was probably because I'm gay! :P

internet drama. cool beans.

I agree, the internet and phone thing was an excuse, love has no limits.

my ex actually told me "it's not you, it's me." >_>
it's been about a month and i'm still hopelesly devoted to him. merrr.
he told me it's because i'm too immature (which, btw, goes against the whole "it's not you, it's me" thing), but now i know that it's because he's moving a few towns away and he's afraid he won't have enough time for me.
however, we have a sort of "friends with benefits" thing going on, so i'm still really happy. ;3 it's not just like "i want sex", either. we kiss, cuddle, hold hands and act like we're dating when we're alone. it's a whole lot of fun. :3

here's some advice, go find him, and beat him over the head with the nearest hard object. x3 btw, don't take my advice. I doubt it would work out well.

myself, I don't get into relationships any more. I've thought about it and I realized that it's really just not worth it.

It really depends on how often you two get to see each other.
A lack of communication really can destroy a relationship.

Either way, I'm sorry.
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Once when I got broken up with, the guy didn't really provide me with a reason.
He began the conversation by saying something like, "For the past few weeks, I've been really thinking about this and everyone that I've talked to agrees with me that we should break up."

Hearing that just crushed me for so many reasons.

He had been having doubts about our relationships for weeks and didn't feel like he could talk to me about it. Yet, he talked to many other people about how he was feeling. That just really gets to me for some reason... And none of these other people gave me any sort of heads-up... All during this time, he continued to treat me the same way (Including intimacy...). I just find that creepy. I could never hide my emotions from someone for a week and keep stringing along and doing physical things... It's just messed up. :/

And I never did find out what his rationale for dumping me was...
It feels wrong that all of his friends, who were apparently giving him advice, were entitled to know the details of our problem, but I wasn't able to know...

-rant-

Sounds like an excuse to me too. You'll find someone better :3

You don't have a phone?
I don't really talk to my friends on the phone very often but that's because I get most of my information over the internet. Like camping trips, and Friday nights, and what-not.

If I wasn't on-line I would never hear from them...
so I can see how that might be a deterrent in a relationship if you don't live near each other or are both busy with work or something.

umm.. "this just isn't going anywhere" = "you don't give me sex, I dump you" x)

worst part was, I really enjoyed being with that guy, but just was not ready for sex... :/

also yeah, my first dumping was because some other girl had bigger boobs.. xP but that didn't bother me, I didn't like him

I have had a boy dump me for X Box before.
He was so taken with it and loved his dear HALO so much, that he broke up with me.

Now when he talks to me online he says *I am so sorry, I never should have done that...blah blah blah blah blee blee blah.*

Boys are dumb...

No offense or anything to the boys of Menewsha.

Aww ::huggies:: his loss.

Do not worry about it hun. I would tell him like that song "To the left" lol

The lamest excuse for breaking up with one's significant other? What you wrote in the title of this thread. It happened to a male friend of mine. I hated the girl's guts anyway, so that proved my point about what a conceited bitch she was.

What the hell?

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that is one of the lamest reasons to break up with someone ever!

Because you can't talk to him non-stop it's over? Wow! Just wow. D:

I don't really have any bad break up stories about me getting broken up with. But I do have a couple involving my friends.

One of my friends got dumped because the guy said she was too fat, but like a week later he was dating a girl that was bigger than her. And she only weighs 130 pounds. So yeah, needless to say. The guy got his butt kicked by her older brother.

Another of my freinds got broken up with because the guys said he viewed her more as a sister/friend than a girlfriend. But for like the last month of their relationship he was trying to get in her pants and have sex with her. He broke up with her and then on the same day he started dating another girl that he could have sex with.

Yeah guys can be assholes majorly. But as for the guy dumping you because you don't have internet and a phone was just as excuse. If he really wanted to be with you, he would have made it work no matter what.

Thats pretty weird. Sounds like he just used that as an excuse... *beats up your ex-bf* There, all better~

Yeah I agree something is up with him and the worst excuse I have heard was when my friend's friend her boyfriend broke up with her right before there 1 year and he said "just becuase I don't feel like it anymore"

I've only had one boyfriend, even though I'm 17, and we haven't broken up. We haven't been going out for a long time, though.

I think that if, for some reason, that's his real excuse, then the relationship for him was not as strong as you would have liked it to be. My boyfriend and I have never seen each other directly (we live in different countries), but we'd never break up over one not having one thing or the other. We'd do our best to get our messages to each other.

I think maybe he IS hiding something that he'd rather not say. Maybe something that puts him in an uncomfortable position?

Originally Posted by Rawrzellers

Yeah I agree something is up with him and the worst excuse I have heard was when my friend's friend her boyfriend broke up with her right before there 1 year and he said "just becuase I don't feel like it anymore"

Oh my, you're rawr from roliana, right? *huggles* Hows it going?

Eh, I don't really have any good break-up stories. I was dumped 2 days before valentine's day once. He didn't give much of a reason, just that it wasn't working out. Gosh that sucked big time. What a time, eh?

But my life seems to be the victim of poor timing. I had a crush on a guy friend and he waited until the last day of school (boarding school, no less) to make any sort of move. We decided to hold off until the fall, and during that time he went back to his ex. >.<

Errrgh. The two worst I've gotten:

The first guy broke up with me because "he didn't have enough time for a girlfriend". But all he ever fucking did was sit around and play Warcraft 3! (This was before WoW...) And that, children, is why I hate Warcraft. Because I was cutting into his Warcraft time with my IMing him.

And the other one... was really just funny, in retrospect. The guy got on MySpace and posted a blog that was breaking up with me. He claimed that he loved me so much he couldn't be with me anymore, and his heart was "twistiog and dyig". His words exactly.
Yeah. A MySpace blog. That anyone and everyone could read. He even posted a bulletin directing me to the blog!

The part that really made me angry was that he lived a block away from me. He could have come over and done it in person. But he didn't.