I moved to a different country some time ago and when I didn't send an email to my mum for some time she sent me one saying
"Is there something I don't know? Are you pregnant?"
But I've never been asked other than that and I've never asked anyone either.

I had some girl ask me if I was in middle school, but she did it just to be mean. Though it was really embarrassing, and ever since then I have been kinda paranoid about looking it. Though now a days if someone ever asks me, I can just tell em something along the lines of, "If I am, Jesus is back." or something about how much I love Cheeto's^_^.

Though I really hope as I lose weight I'll lose my front. I'm paranoid it'll stay there and not go away. I'm just really paranoid if people think I am, because 1 I don't do anything that would cause me to be pregnant, and 2 I never wanna have kids and have someone thinking I am is just a nightmare to me.

But what is really terrible is my mom seems to think I sleep around with guys. Which I do, we both lay down close are eyes and sleep^_^. I don't know how many times she has asked me if I was, and at really random times as well.

If I see someone that I know and haven't seen in a while or long time and wonder if they are pregnant I just ask the question "so do you have any children?" or something along those lines....because then they can say yes or I have one on the way or whatever...

XDDD that is so funny!
nope
none of that kind of stuff happens to me sadly
XD if i was that lady i would be very offended! D<
but that kind of thing would happen to anyone
i remember that when i was 6 i kept asking the librarian how old she was so i asked her if she was 89 and she said that she was about 63
if i were you and i wanted to ask if that lady was pregnant i would probably say
"so...you did what you had to do eh?"
i dont know why i would say that but...its just how i would handle the situation
^^;;
peace
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I sometimes wonder if someone is pregent or just fat...but i never ask them because i don't wanna make that mistake XD

I've heard people ask only to find out the person has a tumor/cancer.
So I dunno what the proper etiquette is. I have to say, I'd be curious.

Aweee, that's kinda funny xD
I remember, one time at lunch, I had a sandwich and a container, since I like to wear sweaters, I put it in my pocket thingy and my friend was like "Are you pregnant?" and i'm like "No, why?" and then she's like "Cuz you're stomach looks weird." so I pulled out my container and patted my tummy and went "nope!" :3

In my middle school there is this extremely plump thirteen year old who strives for attention. In seventh grade she said she was pregenant 2 times, this year she said it again. What thirteen year old likes bragging about being pregnant?

I remember when I was pregnant with my first child, my belly got super huge and it seemed like everyone I came across was asking if I was having twins (it was obvious I was pregnant since I'm not big anywhere else). People would also ask when I was due, and when I would tell them, they'd be like "are you sure? you're so big, though..." Either way, after awhile it got so annoying that I started making up stupid stories to get them to shut up. The second time was much better, since I hardly showed till 6 or 7 months, so people were actually kinda surprised when they found out.

If I see someone who looks pregnant but I'm not sure, I never say anything. If I'm with my kids, though, they'll just yell something about the person being fat or ask me if she "has a baby in her tummy". So I don't even have to embarrass myself because they do it for me. :lol:

One time, at work, Baja was eating my loverly banana pizza, and a guy walked up to me, saw what I was eating, and asked me if I was pregnant. x.x

Is it soo wrong to just like cheese pizza with bananas on top?

... I wouldn't ask something like that if I were you...
Because if the person does not say anything about their 'newborn',

To me it would mean two things:
1. They do not wish to share that information.
2. They aren't pregnant.

I don't have the cajones to ask someone whether or not they're pregnant. Mostly because I know if that happened to me, I'd feel really bad, and it would make me self conscious about myself.

Unless it's public knowledge, or painfully obvious that they're in their eighth month of pregnancy, I won't say anything until they bring it up. Which is usually all the time, because that's one of the things a soon-to-be mom is always talking about.