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I've lost a pen in my back pocket before. Talk about a blond moment :P And I have brown hair :XD Course I was blond when I was little. Wonder if I just never outgrew being blond :XD
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fell, hun. not feel :P my life defining multi-colored moment was probably i tried to kiss my fiance's hand, pulled too hard on it and basically forced him to punch me :D @Tres: umm.. blackouts happen all the time. especially in tulsa, oklahoma cause in december there was a HUGE ICESTORM OMFG and my house went without power AT ALL for 3 1/2 weeks. and then a few days ago, there were 79mph winds that messed up out powerlines, AGAIN. and we just NOW got power. went without power for a few days AGAIN. and the only reason PSO fixed our house is because my dad is all buddy-buddy with the PSO PR man. |
This isn't something that I've done but my friend was playing with my dog by running around the garden. About half another before this we were playing with my swing ball, which is a pole with a ball attached to it with strings and you hit the ball with plastic tennis bats. So when my friend was running she somehow ran into the pole and fell to the ground. All my mum and I could do was laugh.
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I don't know about anything in specific, but I do have a habit when I'm writing or speaking, if there's someone near me talking, I often end up writing/saying what they said, IE someone could be talking about cell phones, and I'll write the word phone in a history paper or something. It's hard to say anything in specific. I'm a natural blond and I do stupid things all the time. My brain moves faster than my mouth, so I'll literally start speaking backwards sometimes.
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Oh one time someone in my reading class was reading a page from the book we were reading and I couldn't find out where we were. So I keep flipping the page then I looked at the person next to me and flip to the page they were on. I still couldn't find out where we were so when I raised my hand and asked then teacher she's like "You're reading the wrong book." I spend like half of the period trying to find the page and I was in the wrong book all along. :sarcasm: I guess that was a 'blonde' moment.xD |
Well my hair is black so i guess you could or would call it my black haired moment? well anyways i was talking to somebody and they said that they had totly been talking to their liek stupiid franzz..well i that time did not know what they meant by totly or franzz meant so i gave this them this look like what? and they started laughing at me..of course by this point i was like completely annoyed,so i asked someone and they were like franzz probably means friends and totly is like totally duh!i felt really dumb then though
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brownhaired moment
i was putting the cart back into office max and i turned around to go out the door i came and it didnt open like it did when i came in.i walked right into it and then looked up and it said "do not enter"i turned around and all these chicks i knew were laughing at me and the people working there.i had to walk all the way around the cash register machine while everyone laughed at me.it was funny but embarassing |
In the middle of the night, I started having a little....psycho moment. So I stood up from my computer desk, walked over to the office door, swung it open, and then flung my arms up in the air and ran screaming....into my bedroom door. I fell back onto the floor and just layed there, staring at the ceiling for a good ten minutes before going "......ow."
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Oh, I have one!
Though, it could be just child stupidity, rather than a blonde moment, but whatever. Anyway. When I was younger, I was at a birthday party, and they had a pinata. Well, I didn't move out of the way like everyone else did. I wanted to watch them hit the pinata, darnit. So I'm standing there, and suddenly I get hit in the shoulder *really* hard. Yeah, I reeeeally should've moved. Hurt like a...Well, hurt like getting hit in the shoulder! XD |
=__= there have been times ive forgotten my own name....if the conversation moves to quickly ^^;;
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well see i'm a red-head and tried to push on a pull open door, when my friend decided to pull it open for me, it smacked me straight in the face and ended up giving me a nose bleed without me knowing. It took me until the front of my shirt collar was soaked with blood to notice it.. I know, lets just say, i pay alot more attention to things now *sweat drops*
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it was saturday morning and on week days i have to get up early for school, so i woke up at six, got dressed brushed my teeth/ hair and went to my mom i was leaving. she said "thats great Lily, but it's saturday." and went back to bed so i read, watched TV and played on the computer till 10:00. very sad. my own personal Blonde {actually brunette} Moment.
Yeah. i was really tired all day after that. pitiful. |
Once I was talking to a group of people and I was so happy because I had just been asked out by this really sweet guy and someone asked so how long have you been going out? I said a couple days, but we've been friends for a few months. And they said cool, so whats his name? And I completely forgot for like entire 30 seconds to a minute,... I felt like such an idiot.... but I blame lack of sleeping and skipping breakfast...
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My friend and I were listening to some music I had turned on, and she was going through stuff on the computer while I played a game. After a new song had started I said 'Hey, I recognize this song!' then she gave me the look. Hmm.....
Also I had been with my sister, her friend and his mom, who happens to share the same name as me, And I was loosing to my sister in checkers, and her friend said "Well, I guess there is something in a name." then, In my idiocy, Replied "Im not stupid or annoying if thats what your implying." With his mother standing right there.... |
Lol I remember that... The first insadent. That was really funny.
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Then again that was only a little while ago. :)
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I have alot but I can't think of the most funny one right now but there was this one time....oh great I forgot ^^;
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That's really just too priceless. :lol:
"Blond Moment" didn't come from a majority of blond-haired individuals doing foolish things. It's because when you're young, your hair is lighter. In particular, women who have a lighter brown hair, had something close to blond when they were younger. It has to do with mating, as it's some representation of vitality. And, what does the youth not have that adults do? Wisdom. And so, blond moment means you have temporary gone back to being foolish. I can't remember my last bit of "blond". |
people that are actualy blonde are rather smart
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I have one xD
So me and my friends, we are all sitting at lunch. There are people sitting on the other side of the table with a salad and they are throwing it everywhere. ONe guy picks it up, runs around with it for a while. When he comes back he sets it in front of us and says 'here' so i take it as 'Have the salad' so I start to grab for it, because I didn't have lunch money that day, until i realize...wait he was giving the salad back to the other people. Fail. I can't remember anything else though...I do a lot of stupid things. |
Okay, so.
I'm like, so afraid of spiders it's not funny. (which targets me for many jokes) BUT ANYWAYS back to the story. I was sitting on my friends outdoor table which is on their porch thing right by the pool. So my friend Ella was like "JACKOBY THERE'S A SPI-" And she didn't even have to finish the sentence, and I took off running and fell into the pool D: But I guess I took off to early, cause she was going to tell me there was a spider web NEAR my hand. .___.; |
Believe me, i'm natural brunette, and i have lots of dizzy moments.
Me: (to physicist Boyfriend) can you touch a star? P.B: No, you'd melt away Me: Can you touch a dying star? P.B: No, its too hot Me: Can i touch a dead star? P.B: No. Its a million years away. Me: d'Oh! |
I was at a party on the weekend, and was looking at a clear bottle of alcohol. Vodka, and I opened it to see how it smelled, because I'm not fond of beer.
"This smells like alcohol!" I had meant formaldehyde, and a bit like gasoline, but everyone was laughing anyway. "That's because it is alcohol!" |
I was talking to my friend:
Me: Don't you think this is a weird word?! "PUTT" P-U-T .. i wonder what it is.. Friend: Um.. isn't that just "put" ==" I pronounced put wrong. >_> Once my sister had a plate of food in her hands. She forgot to close the microwave door and walked right into it. The plate of food went SPLAT. xD Ahaha... you have to be there for it to be funny ._. |
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