I accidently sat on a cactus then when I got up (I'm so smart cause I don't wear shoes u-u) I stepped on another one
it hurt forever
then I accidently cut myself on a wall mirror and it was my pinky toe ;-; that one still hurts, well then again I did that like last week^^;

I run into everything and cut myself on anything. I think the strangest thing was probably when I sliced my finger open on a catfish when I was cleaning fish tanks at work. The whole side of my finger was gashed open because I accidentally squished the poor fish against the wall of the tank and it stung me pretty badly. It bled like crazy and people kept asking me what happened because of the gash.

I was walking on a jetty and my left foot slipped between two rocks and I got a cut on that foot. I was 13 years old.

I ran headfirst into a concrete bird bath ._. Yeah, I wasn't the smartest kid. I have also been kicked in the head by a dog, fell on a cactus and fell out of my stroller going down a hill at high speeds.

Those all hurt like hell DB But I never broke a bone :insane:

In highschool I took a class called architectural design. For our final we had to plan and build a scale model of a house. I was in my room trying to multi task by writing a paper and gluing my stairs together with itty bitty pieces of balsa wood. I had been using super glue because the pieces were so small and the wood glue wouldn't hold them fast enough or keep the shape of the spiral stair case. After I had finished half of the stair case I decided to type another paragraph of my paper...I had left my pinky finger on the "a" button a little tooooo long. I had super glued my finger to "a" button on my keyboard

Blahaha. I remember this one time when I was little, I was playing this wall mirror and for some reason I ran my finger against and I got myself cut. Uggh..I mean it wasn't broken, I think it just hated me. T-T

I scraped my heel on my grandpa's car seat tracks.

When I had braces they used to rip open the back parts of my cheeks every time I yawned. The orthodontist said I was lying until he saw all the scarring and open wounds in my mouth. He started doing his best to keep them from cutting my mouth after that. He said it was unusual to see that much cutting/scarring from braces. =S

I've also been cut by lollipops, safety scissors (so much for being 'safe'), and I've been shocked by a light switch in my house. I fell down the wooden stairs to the basement several years ago and cut open two of my toes. They were cut down to the bone.

I also run into closed doors and walls a lot. I used to be embarrassed about it, but then I found it was actually more common than I originally thought. It's not from stupidity, it's about how tired you are, and your vision. -Has trouble with depth perception-

Those things unusual enough? X3

I know all about that, I'm near-sighted (I wear glasses because of it) and I sometimes run into walls when I'm tired.

Yeah, I'm near-sighted too. I get headaches if I wear my glasses around the house because my prescription is too weak, but we can't afford to get new glasses for me. I have two pairs of glasses, normal ones and sunglasses. Because I don't have contacts and if I'm in a moving vehicle without my glasses on, I get motion sick. I have to wear sunglasses, because my eyes are extremely sensitive to sunlight.

Sometimes I have to wear my sunglasses inside buildings if the light is too bright, or a certain color. Like, I have to wear them in Walmart, but not in Target.

I guess that might be an unusual thing to get hurt by... Light - natural and unnatural alike.

Bright font colors also hurt my eyes. Like people using cyan or the shade of pink that MSN messenger uses. I think it's the same color as magenta on this forum. The lime color hurts my eyes too... That's probably unusual too, huh? To have your ass kicked by colors.

I have three pairs of glasses, my prescription pair, an old pair for back-up in case my glasses break, and a pair of sunglasses that are broken now (Mom's going to get them fixed).

I have an old pair of glasses I use for spare parts. Like, if the nose things break or if I lose a screw. My second pair of glasses was stolen from me back when I was in highschool and they broke my glasses apart.

I really loved that pair.

My current glasses are my third/fourth pair (seeing as there's two of them). I'm hoping to get new glasses soon, and have thicker frames.

I wear glasses too^^
same pair for three years though I think they're lopsided due to an incident with a water noodle in which my friend whacked me in the face and they flew off and then she accidently stepped on them
but they were okay I think after this guy fixed em but sometimes the lenses pop out of the frame because I lost a tiny screw too that day
I've also had a had stuck in my pinky toe
and there was this one time in industrial manufacturing where I being totally oblivious super-glued three of my fingers together and then to a desk @[email protected]
the teacher laughed at me TT-TT

My brother was chasing me around the house, and he knocked me onto a candle stick.
I swear to God, I thought it cut through to my kneecap. I limped around and whined for about an hour afterward.
It was purple for six months afterwards. :( I still have a scar. :P

Alright. So I woke up stiff and sore and hurting because it's humid outside (I'm arthritic). He gently through my super soft TY frog stuffed animal at me. It knocked into the right side of my back, right at the bottom of the shoulder blade and my bottom ribs. And it hurt like hell!

I know he didn't throw it hard, and I think he thought I was lying when I yelled, "Ow!" But it really did hurt. I felt rather pathetic after that. =S

That's another thing I get hurt by! I get hurt by existence! Whether it's my own existence, or the existence of the objects around me, existence hates me. XD

I sat on a pair of scissors that got lodged in the couch... Seriously, I cut my butt up pretty bad :( God I wish I could say that was a lie!:shock:

:shock::shock: My cousin just said that!!!
my computer is the slowest thing ever so while it was changing from one page to another we were discussing random unusual objct caused accidents and she said that exact thing...wierd...:sarcasm:

my story is as follows:
I was lying on the floor I don't even remember if my brother was mad at me or somehthing
but he threw a remote contrl at my face
my head exploded in pain :o
I think I was actually going to let him have it if it weren't for my mom I might have:sweat:
I turned out to have a black eye and had to wear sunglasses outside for a week
so basically a remote control punched my face...:sarcasm:

a 1 foot tall 2 foot wide log =_=

i was standing on it and a dumbass named brian runs up kicks it out from under me i fall back on right arm dislocate it and then hey further more snap off the growth plate needed 1, 4 inch screw =_= and 2 surgeries

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One day, years ago, I was in a hurry to feed my very violent cat. If he didn't get his food, he'd get very ticked. So, As I opened the cat food container, he jumped on the counter and startled me. It happened really fast, but some how I sliced open my middle finger on the can's lid, close to the bone. Stupid cat...