I think my oddest injury was when I managed to just about literally trip over air and skid for a good foot across a gravel turn-a-round >_O While it was possible that I had tripped over some gravel or my own feet (lawl, I'm Super Clutz) I don't think that's what happened. :D

I was injured by a table once when I hit my elbow on it. And by the garage door, because it wasn't up high enough but I didn't realize and I bashed my head into it when trying to walk out.

well, once i fell over the altar in a church.. i got a pretty big bruise, but it was more embarresing cause the church was full of people.. =_=''

i got stabbed by a carrot when my next door neighbour decided to joulst me for no partricular reason.

A... carrot? O_o Did it actually puncture the skin or just give you a bruise?

Well... ive been cut by paper, plastic, wood, metal. Had a hair get stuck in my hand/foot (it feels REALY weird). Stepped on a nail (that hurt). Got cut up by glass when i was trying to open a jar (seal was really tight and it busted when i finally got he lid free). Had to get stitches in my right arm due to my bike running into a fence at high speeds (the metal chain link fences that have the spikes at the top). :sarcasm:

someone i knew of got her finger cut by a noodle, yes a noodle, t'was dryed up in the sink, she tried to get it off and ended up with a bloody finger O.o

my brother when he was little went to the hospital for swallowing a penny and another time for getting a bead stuck up his nose.

as for me let me list some i've remembered; (looks at list forming.....>.< man i'm clumsy that or unlucky)

umm once i was walking past a tree and a metal hook thingy that was up there for no apparent reason escept to fall on my head, ouch my head hurt alot and as i held my head and sat down i looked at my hand and noticed blood 0.0 it was a small wound but i did get a headache obviously

i've fallen outta a tree before, t'was higher than my house and i fell from the very top, i was lucky and landed on the shed roof and only got a few scratches and a bruise

another time i slipped climbing a tree and fell and got my foot caught so i was hanging upside down by i think it was my right foot, with my head inches from the ground

at night i walked into a tree and got a scratch across my neck that suspiciously looked like 'rope-burn' >.> trees hate me

i've stubbed my toe on the wicker dog basket and got not a splitter but i stick embeded in my pinky toe

um 5th grade many years ago i was stabbed in the arm with a freshly sharpened pencil, i was like WTH? what was that for, i barely knew the girl who did it and i still have a grey/black dot on my arm from the pencil lead tip getting stuck in my arm

ah i remember when i was little jumping on my bed and for no reason at all i jumped into my closet, bad idea, there was my little ABC desk in there and i ended up with a cut/bruise in my side

ah i just remembered learning to ride my bike, i was riding around good when my mom sent me flying by grabbing the back of the bike to stop me, scrapped knee was the result.

washing dishes a little while back this year, a glass shatered in my hand and cut my thumb and pointer finger of my right hand

once i was cutting a popsicle stick with a excatoknife and my hand slipped and i got a 2 inch long cut on my left hand that bled like a little facet, staining my shoe.

ran into a freezer before and got a swollen pinky finger out of it

i babysit and i've gotten a few injurys >.> : tried to catch a pj top thrown at her and got a cut on the hand, from her fingernail, um hit with various toys, shoes thrown, toy cars etc,...attempts at being pushed down stairs, that kinda stuff:sweat:

oh in gym class a dodgeball ricocheted off one girls head and hit me in the face sending my glasses flying, and my glasses scratched me across the nose, t'was surprised at the bit o blood

in band class my music stand was stuck and pulling at it resulted in it hitting me in the nose and i got a massive nosebleed from it

ah what else, i've jumped off a swing and accidently did the splits

i've accidently pulled my hair by sitting on the end of it ( i have knee lenght hair) and ive accidenlty got hot glue one and end of a braid once, and i've had my braid pulled on my little kids (keeps her hair wrapped up in a bun now :stare: )

have walked into door when friend was opening it

going into car little brother closes door on finger, that same hand that same car ride dad accidently closes trunk door on my hand >.> (stationwagon type where you can lean over back seat into trunk area)

dog digs hole in back yard girl(me) runs around in said back yard and sprains ankle on said hole :stare:

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um i think that's about all i can remember O.O; quite a list

and i can also remember times i was sick for no reason, not an injury but still involved pain
like when: i fell asleep 7pm on a saturday and woke up 11am on a MONDAY :sleep:
and the time i collapsed in the basement and suffered numbness and prickly feeling in arms and legs and not being able to get up due to dizzyness and feeling hot all over, and then able to get up and shiver/freeze under blanket and then later puking and then pains aloung my spine and back and headaches and not being able to eat for a few days. that was the worst >.>
and another time a i puked 6 or seven times in one night
and another time my knees buckled and i fell
also theres those times when i turn my head wrong of something and i can feel my blood run hot in my brain
and times when my vision has darkened
once or twice i've felt like my spine was on fire, once at home and another time during and exam, i just sat there stiffly not writeing till the pain went away.
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thats about it, sorry about the long post, i wonder if anyone will read all that (they must be very bored) and if anyone worries about the last bit of me post, i'm fine now ^w^

I've had to act out hurting myself while robbing a store, in Theater. I couldn't think of how to get "hurt" so I pretended to twist my ankle.

Well, my sister's friend broke her arm by tripping over a pillow...

I know I have hurt myself in some astoundingly silly ways, but I cannot for the life of me remember any but the normal ones!

I've gotten injured by my gamecube before. I stubbed my toe on it, and it really hurt. T___T;;

I've also been hurt by my cellphone, and numerous times hurt by a lollypop, or hard candies of some sort.
My poor tongue!

I broke my arm tripping over nothing in a smooth floor xD

Whenever my friends and I compare scars, I get to show of the 2 inch scar on the top of my foot from a slip-n-slide.

Not that that's unusual... but the darn thing CUT me! xD Grassy water in open wounds, mmmmmm.

I hurt myself on a necklace frequently because it has pointy bits at the back and they dig into my finger... o_O

Wow, I thought if you got cut by a can, you'd get infected? xD
I don't remember getting cut by unusual things o___o

haha, this is probably because i'm stupid, but, it's happened, what, 3 times to date?
what happens is, i'm brushing my teeth-(just a normal toothbrush-toothpaste scenario), and somehow, the toothbrush manages to swerve out of my mouth, and jab me in the center of my eye. D:
It's not very funny when it happens to you, though my friends think it's hilarious. More so when i tell them it's happened on multiple occasions.
Believe me, the sensation of having a pale blue frothy substance smothering ones vision, is not only painful, but almost, dare i say, refreshing.
My eye felt almost clean after it had happened. -3-;;
The mint smell lasted for a while though, which wasn't very pleasant. D:

A couple of years a go I managed to break 4 of my toes on my left foot by colliding with the dinning room table. Seems chasing 4yr olds was more painful then I first thought!
xD

doors. They're my arch nemesises. that, and walls I don't see >.<;;

i got hit in the head SO hard with a sprite bottle [empty] that i had to get stitches on my forehead.
i was bleeding so bad everyone thought i got hit by a car or something. my clothes were ruined and the concrete of my school was stained with blood.

needless to say, it was REALLY funny.

Mine aren't really strange, but just plain stupid.

Scraped my right knee using scooter and sidewalk.
Let's just say this: NEVER try to go down a small hill in a sidewalk on a scooter you don't know how to brake correctly at max speed.And at all costs don't say "Hey Dad, watch this!=D ".

I slammed my smallest toe into my desk, pulled the toenail halfway up, [email protected]#$ING OW.

And my most recent stupid injury..I have to tell the whole story for this one.
Okay.Helping my mom make breakfast a week or so ago, right?My mom tells me that my breakfast, these little muffin top toaster things, were problably done.They hadn't popped up yet.

Smart me does not ask how to force the handle to pop up.
I get the idea that the toaster will wiggle if I try to force the handle up.I touch the side of the toaster.While it's still running.Burned my friggin thumb on a toaster.
few hours later, yay, small blister on my thumb.D< Pushing my wii remote's A button hurt for the next day or so.DAMN YOU, TOASTER.

There's this half-sized refrigerator at my work (fast food place) where we store all of the curly fries and what-not so that they can be close to the fryer.
Every single time I walk by it, I either hit the top of my hand on that sharp little handle because I walk too close to it, or it snags the cord from my head set and wrips the headset and my hat off of my head!
okay, the second one isn't really an injury, but it's quite a hilarious sight!:sarcasm:
Sometimes when I'm really tired I run into walls. They appear out of nowhere!!!
hehe! oh yeah, my boyfriend accidently hit me in the head with a bycicle peg!! it hurt really bad!!
he almost cried when he did it though, I felt so bad, even though it was hilarious!