A question that I know alot of people think about.
But...I've never seen a debate about it.

I personally think ninja's are way better, in every shape and form.
The only thing pirates have going for them are...well..their hats. /:

NOW...LET US DEBATE.
:'D

thats true!!!
the only thing cool about pirates are their hats XD

Pirates just suck..
Period.
>3

*high fives*
NINJAS FTW!!!

YAYYY NINJAS.
:'D

*is secretly a ninja*
XD

I don't know.

Luffy vs. Naruto???
I think I love them equally...
And then there's Zolo vs. Sasuke.

I can't choose! But, just for the sake of it, ninjas! 'Cuz I think I know more about them than pirates....

i wouldn't use one piece as an example for all of the pirates in the world...
zolo is practically a ninja!!!

but naruto is a good example for ninjas XD

Pirates can kiss my shadowy behind. XD ninjas all the way!

Go ninja Go ninja GO GO GO!

Well, I have been thinking about making this for a long time now, but I was just too lazy.

Pirates. Plain and Simple. Pirates are better.

Another reason for ninja's! :'D

We can lurk in the shadows~ :ninja:

tut but why are they better? :]

I had a list. Ill go find it and then give it to you.

Okay. :]

I look forward to seeing this list.
^^;

I submit the following musical reasons for why ninjas are better than pirates.

Ninja Rap

Life of a ninja

Ok. So I cant find the whole list, but here are some reasons:

My favorite reason is: -A ninja gets his leg cut off, he's useless, a pirate gets his leg cut off, he's made captain.


“Ninjas ARE better at killing people, but pirates are better people persons”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pirates versus Ninjas
“When was the last time ye be seeing ninjas with wenches?”
~ Captain Kidgloves on Pirates getting all the women
-When's the last time you saw a ninja with a wench?
-Pirates plunder wealthy merchants and are swiming in oceans of slutty pirate wenches!
-Pirates have more style!
-Pirates live free and are their own masters!
-Pirates get to get drunk all the time where as ninjas just sit cross legged saying ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
-In pirate movies, the pirates use at least reasonably workable battle tactics. As opposed to, say, simply running up to their adversaries one at a time and allowing themselves to be cut down like field mice under a rotary mower.
-Any sports teams named ninjas?
-Ninjas=nerds
-Pirates have undead monkeys with guns.
-Jack Sparrow, Inigo Montoya, Wesley, Black Bart Roberts, Thomas Tew, Calico Jack Rackham, Edward Teach, Anne Bonney, Mary Reade, Henry Morgan, William Kidd, Henry Every, Charles Vane, William Cunningham, Benjamin Hornigold, Stede Bonnet--All famous pirates. (First 3 only from the movies)



A bit of fact, not fiction (like alot of that stuff up there, actually, almost all of it.): Pirates used the eyepatch so that they could keep one eye accustomed to the dark so they had night vision right away.

Hahaha, that ninja rap is amazing.
XD

Tuk Hmm...true when a pirate gets his leg cut off, but a ninja is not useless. They are usually the wise one then and lead the others.

1. Pirates are hardly better people persons. They can hardly communicate for the most part since they're always drunk/wanting to pick-pocket someone.
2. Slutty pirate wenches carry dirty diseases. They just make the pirates more filthy than they are.
3. Ninjas have more skill!
4. Ninjas are at least relaxed. I'd rather be relaxed than drunk all the time. :]
5. I will say pirates are good with battle tactics though..
6. Buckaneers hardly count as pirates. They play football, not stealing treasure from everyone.. :]
7. How in the world are ninja's nerds?! :'D
8. Ninjas have amazing steel-plated ninja bands. P:

*has her own list*
O:

Oh, that was far from my whole list.

And I'm too tired to even try and come up with a rebuttal.

EDIT: Oh, and The buccaneers were pirates who attacked Spanish and French shipping in the Caribbean Islands during the late 17th century. The buccaneers football team was named after them.

http://www.omg-ponies.com/why-pirate...er-than-ninjas

Ohhh, I didn't know that. But...still.
Haha.
:'D

I can understand being tired...I forced myself to put that.
Haha.
^^

Exactly.

Actually, I dont really know why I lie pirates better. But one of my best friends is total ninja. She lived in Japan for a few years and all that. Maybe that's why I'm so anti-ninja. But she draws the cutest picture. It's called a tracking system. It shows what the tracks of certain things are. For pirates, its a footprint with a peg leg print. For zombies, it looks like a foot print and then a skid mark [because the drag their feet.] For ninjas, there are no tracks.

Also, I had this chart that compares pirate/ninja population to global warming. As the pirate population goes down, global warming goes up. They are not certain the correlation between ninja population and global warming because they dont know how many ninjas there are.

Well, that would make someone not want to be for them. My friends are kinda haf/half about it. Girls lean towards ninjas, Guys lean more towards pirates...just something I've noticed about it..

Awehh, that sounds so cute! Nobody would even be able to tell it's a ninja's footprints. P: Go up to em', showing them a blank piece of paper "What is this?!" "Uhh..a blank piece of paper.. *weird look*" "NO! IT'S A NINJAS FOOTPRINTS!" :'D

That is because ninja's have no affect on global warming.
We're just that good.
O:

Well, me and Sammii have thie love hate relationship. And I try not to conform. So, friends liking things makes me want to hate it.

It is cute.

Well, while you have no effect on it, having less pirates means having more global warming, which is bad.

Aha...I see. Why does it make you want to hate it though? P:

I don't see how less pirates can mean more global warming though..
Should be more pirates = more global warming.
o;

This is far too trivial a topic for the debates forum, and there is already a topic about the same subject in General Discussion, here..http://www.menewsha.com/forum/showthread.php?t=106512

I shall lock this up now, please feel free to go and continue your discussion in the other thread :)