help♥hummy

I was played the April fool today...help me get them back!

post all your non-violent revenge ideas~nothing is too wild for me.

feel free to post your April fool pranks played on or played on others, too!

so this is the skinnie...it is April's Fool's Day
hummy has purchased five quick picks for the mega-millions lottery
my awful friends copy my numbers, how I do not know!
they say it's lottery time, but I missed the airing
oh, but they have the numbers written down, lucky for hummy!
so the butthead reads the numbers and I have one, two, three...I'm hyperventilating by now!
I have four of them five of them!
ALL I NEED IS A ONE....IT'S ONE!!!!!
hummy is crying and asking them to read the numbers again!
we go through it all again and hummy has them ALL!
OH MY GOD HUMMY WON $521 MILLION DOLLARS!

hummy is now sobbing and sobbing

wait? hummy is being video recorded? why?
oh because it's such a wonderful thing.

JERKS.

hummy is asking what do I do now?
call a lawyer? a financial advisor?
I don't know anyone like that!

so hummy decides to call home
and share the good news!
hummymom says, '
'you bought it in New Jersey?'

they burst out laughing
APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!

...now for sweet revenge, help me? <3

You really need to find out how your lotto numbers were learned.

it seems I left my backpack unattended O.o sneakiepete's

Originally Posted by hummy

it seems I left my backpack unattended O.o sneakiepete's

Leave to Sneaky Pete to plunder your numbers.

it was such a good prank, I will never admit it to them though
do you have any ideas? the only thing I can think of is dye in the shower head

Rubber snakes or rubber spiders between the sheets of their beds?

You could feed your friends pizza from a Pilot/Flying J truck stop, but that would actually go beyond revenge and constitute a human rights violation.

Yeah, not wanting to commit any human rights violations or make anyone sick and anyway. I did think about diarrhea and no toilet paper but then again that's too far.

And rubber Things Between the Sheets just isn't far enough. But I do appreciate the suggestion and look forward to many many more from anybody that has an idea.

A collaboration of ideas would be excellent

Originally Posted by hummy

Yeah, not wanting to commit any human rights violations or make anyone sick and anyway. I did think about diarrhea and no toilet paper but then again that's too far.

And rubber Things Between the Sheets just isn't far enough. But I do appreciate the suggestion and look forward to many many more from anybody that has an idea.

A collaboration of ideas would be excellent

I suppose having a gasoline fight at the local WaWa is out of the question, too.

Oh most definitely out of the question. I think you drive out in California also if I'm not mistaken. I just read an article that said California's gas could be up to $4/four United States American dollars by summer time. Just thought I'd toss you a little heads-up, warning bark if you will =3

Originally Posted by hummy

Oh most definitely out of the question. I think you drive out in California also if I'm not mistaken. I just read an article that said California's gas could be up to $4/four United States American dollars by summer time. Just thought I'd toss you a little heads-up, warning bark if you will =3

Fortunately, my company pays for the tractor fuel, so I don't feel the pinch.

What about you buy jelly filled donuts. then take the jelly out fill it with tooth paste? are mayonnaise.

It seems like an awful lot of messy work. But filling it with mayonnaise would be really good. When that being awful bite When You're Expecting jelly? I'll have to put that one in the maybe column. Thank you sailor star Rainbow. If you come up with anything else feel free to post it.

Mr. Wrong I'm glad your company put pays for your fuel that has got to be a big help.

Originally Posted by hummy

Mr. Wrong I'm glad your company put pays for your fuel that has got to be a big help.

I put about $1500 of diesel fuel in my tractor every week. I couldn't afford that. Nope. No.

Originally Posted by hummy

It seems like an awful lot of messy work. But filling it with mayonnaise would be really good. When that being awful bite When You're Expecting jelly? I'll have to put that one in the maybe column. Thank you sailor star Rainbow. If you come up with anything else feel free to post it.

tha sounds yummy!

Originally Posted by Ava The Vampire

tha sounds yummy!

I've been pondering on just how to reply to someone who thinks mayonnaise secretly stuffed inside of a jelly donut sounds appealing and am at a loss for words. The horror! The horror!

I am a mayonnaise lover and it kind of gagged me thinking of biting a mouth full of mayonnaise in a donut. I too, don't know how to respond to it. But if Ava thinks she would like it all the mayonnaise filled donuts for Ava!

My April fools are less about pranks and more about hiding somewhere and scaring the heck out of someone.

I'm short and sneaky and you never know when 'll pounce. :D

Also I make Jurassic park raptor screech when I attack.

O.o April Boo's?

Yup...except.

I tend to do them year round. I'm a brat I suppose.

My grandpa used to do something similar. Hide and the "BLAHHH!" With his false teeth sticking out.

He'd scare Gran too. Hilarious. Then she'd swear in french.

Swears in French with Grandma grand-mère!