Nooo, he'll do something creepy. ._.

Make Rolian do it.

Phineas: -Bursts into Viv and Mehan's room- Room for one more, dears? :D

Oh no D:

I've said that a lot today :3

Viv: *chucks things at Phineas* D///<

LATHRINE. I TOLD YOU. D:

Rolian: Too late. XD

Mehen: GET OUT! D/////<


Sorry, I wasn't thinking. XD;;

*giggles insanely*

Poor Viv and Mehen.

Phineas: -strolls into the room and shuts the door-

PHINEAS.

Phineas: -noise-

Oh god D:. He didn't..

Viv: *turns into werewolf and attacks Phin*

...Bad move on Phin's part. o_o

Mehen: *chucks fireball at Phin*

Phineas: -bolts and dives behind Hagane's wing- Uuaaaahhaahaaa~ the woes of being a nympho! D:

A stupid, dumb, bastardy nypho!

Phineas: you created me!

For shits and giggles, I did..

Phineas: -curls up under the wing and cries- Now that one hurt >> ;_;

Phin, you gotta find out what the people you're trying to have sex with are before you try. :< Or else you're gonna have more problems with werewolves and sorcerers! D:

Phineas: But those were-bitches are fiiiiine..

Iltu, help me teach him things D:

We can tell him, but will he listen? D: That's the question!

I will try. D:

Vaka: *staunters in* I'm a were-bitch. Would you say I'm fine? ;D

VAKA. YOU SLUT. That is not teaching him things! D:<

Vaka: *dances on over to Phin and giggles* You're place or mine? ;D

*prays to any other worldly being there may possibly be that we'll manage to teach Phineas SOMETHING around all these crazies*

There is no hope. ;-;

Phineas: Ooh la-laa.. -sweeps Vaka off her feet- I like you, sweetie. Stick with me and I'll give you anything you could ever need or want.

Vaka, take him. Keep him.
Maybe Vaka will do the job for us!

Vaka: 'Kay. ;D When do we get to have sex?

OH GOD. *facepalm*

... You know, I am so freaking going to hell for how many times I've laughed at Phineas and Co's.... antics tonight. xD

I'm going to hell, too. D: With my dear Ju.

D: *hugs Rommy*

Now, Vaka... we're trying to teach Phin here that barging in on people having sex and trying to join in without knowing what they are first is bad... think you can teach him that?

Phineas: -carries her to his underwing hideaway and commences gittin'-r-done-

Hagane, don't eat, or kill, or maim, or squish, or hurt them D:

Vaka: Well, I can try... *giggles and gets taken away with Phin*

Hagane: Oh... Ew... *twitch twitch twitch*

D:

Rolian: Hi again! I went to get us all some soda.... why so you all have that weird expression on your faces? D:

Vaka: *noises*

Hagane: *headsmash against the floor*

*twitching* Th-thanks Rolian... But I don't... *twitch* Drink soda...

VAKASHUTUPFORTHELOVEOFGOD

Rolian: ... the mental images. o_o they burn. *walks back out side*