Dimi: I don't am I?? Is your truck a Ford or Chevy???

@nao: Aww thats cute! I was BEST friends with that girl! She stuck up for me when all the jocks wanted to beat my face into a pretty bloody pulp~ she'd be all "DON'T TOUCH HIM! HE'S MY GAYBOY~<33" XD hahahaa. Her name was Jane... we dated briefly but it didn't work out and than she fell deeply in love with this JOCK named John.. and they got married and now have 3 kids... go figure... </3

@dimi: WOAH! I'm all like freaked out that I've met your brother! he looks NOTHIN like you... XD hahahaha. WEIRD. Than again, I've met like practically all the Smart, hawt boys... I like my men to be well educated. <333
Ohhh... maybe thats just me thinkin that... XD haha. I'm such a pervert sometimes!

@Nao: Well, if you're going to be my maid, then you'd have to see my morning wood, wouldn't you? :lol:
My truck is a 1986 Chevrolet K10 Silverado with a 4 inch lift kit and 31"x10.5" tires (although I plan to upgrade to 33"x12.5" tires after I replace the custom flatbed with the bed that's supposed to be on it in the first place). I've always been a GM guy. ;) :yes:

@Thoth: Well, I don't know for certain that it was him. I said that it MIGHT have been him. ;) I'll have to ask him if he had any guys hitting on him. :lol: What do you look like so I can describe you to him?

Well Thothy I hate Jocks. I want to beat them all an inch from their life!!! I always beat the crap out of the people that made fun of my friends, or worse I would bitch them out and then they would be scared to talk bad about my friends!!!

Dimiy....Thothy wins I'm a Ford truck girl sorry!!!:( But my Oka-san is a GM girl!!!

@dimi: Thin, short blond blue eyes... white white skin... uhm like a LOT of gayboys in California! XD hahaha. I hope no other blond boys have been hitting on him or he won't know who you are talking about! LOL//

@nao: See, Jane was the same way... and whut happened, she MARRIED a jock! LIFE IS WEIRD N FULL OF IRONY!
Bitching out is wayy worse than getting beat up. XD haha.
YAY I WIN! TAKE THAT DIMI! Hehehe. *glomps nao* <33

@Nao: No maid for Dimi? :o Aw, man! That sucks. :( :XP
What's an Oka-san? :sweat:

@Thoth: Well, he hasn't told me about any guys hitting on him. Of course, I never asked him, either. :P
Yeah, yeah. Rub my face in it. :stare: *sniffsniff* :cry:

@dimi: Hehe, but I get a sexy, kinky girl bodyguard~ ohhh, life is good! XD <33
Well, having a random weirdo hit on you isn't exactly something you tell your brother! LOL//
Why not? *rubs rubs*

....OH! *hugs* I didn't mean to make you cry. D:

@Thoth: Yeah, but she would have made such a great sexy, kinky maid! :gonk:
Yeah, you've got a point there. :P
*sniffsniff* You'd better treat her right, or I'll come out there and kick you in the ass and then take her with me! >.>

Thothy: I was picked on by jerks till I couldn't take it anymore and beat one up and I was like this is fun!!! So i don't think i would marry a Jock being as I like Twin Asain innocent pretty boys!! ;) so no jock for me!!!

Dimi: well bitching and beat people up is more fun than cleaning and smexing plus cali is a warm place and lots of people to smex!!! maybe for 1/2 the year I'll be your maid and 1/2 the year i'll be Thothy's Bodyguard or you all can live together and I can be both!!!

@Nao: Hmm, I wonder how I would have to fortify the basement so Thoth couldn't escape on nights of the full moon? :ninja:

@dimi: Don't worry! she'll make a way hotter n kinkier bodyguard~ :drool: <33 hehe!
Yep yep... when I hit on guys they pretty much pretend like it never happened! XD I scare the fuck out of straight boys... they look into my eyes, become briefly hypnotized and before they know it we're making out and I'm pushing them to the ground... and when they fall they like suddenly Come to and like shove me off them and are like "WTF MAN???" And I just grin! muahahaha. >83 =^^=
Oh don't worry, I treat girls like ANGELS! I ONLY treat boys like slaves...hehe. <33

@nao: XD You're hilarious! Beat up those stupid jocks! w00t.
Ooh you're gonna marry a Pretty asian boy huh? Well, INVITE me to the wedding! I'll bring you a present~ <3
Us 3 living together MIGHT not be a good idea... When I live with boys I get tempted to molest them n stuff...^^;;

@Thoth: Mmm, I dunno. I suppose it'd depend on what kind of uniform you had her wear. But I'd still lean towards a sexy, kinky maid being hotter.

And there'll be no molesting the Dimi for you, Thoth. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm into the girls only. ;)

Thothy: I'll protect Dimiy from you!!! And Of course I'll invite you to my wedding I just have to go off to Japan get me twins and come home and get married to one and adopt the other!! Yeah the first jock i beat up his dad was on the SWAT and he was like "Shea probably deserved it so i will punish him when we get home and ask the school not to punish you Elizabeth" I was like SWEET!!

Dimi: you'll have to move to Cali i'd rather live there than Missouri too cold!! Plus if we're all incubuses and succubus we have nothing to worry about on full moons for Thothy (although Succubuses take energy slowly from people) But it not hard to fortify the basement just some chains attached to the wall and a padlock on the door also nonbreakable windows!!!

@Nao: Eh, I dunno about moving to CA. They have such strict emission laws out there, so they'd be picking on me for my vehicles all the time... I don't like anybody trying to tell me what I can and can't do with my vehicles. :stare:

@dimi: Bodyguards > Maids... sorry thats how I feel! but than again I LOVE dominatrix, violent, ill-tempered, aggressive, CRAZY FUN woman that slap me around and make me there hoe. XD LOL// *perverted thoughts* <3
Thats fine... I was just stating a FACT. If a guy lives with me, gay straight bi, sometime when they're sleeping I end up molesting them... and I usually get KICKED out forcefully. >N< last time it happened my roomie like called the cops on me! hahaha. It was hard explainin to the cop... I was like "Umm, uncontrollable urge? ehehe...." and the cop was like "*sigh* Molesting sleeping people is ILLEGAL. U know that right???" I was like "Uhhh... it is? D:" and he was like "UGH! I'm not arresting you... just don't do it again K??" "YES SIR!" and my roomie was sooo PISSED! He was like "GODDAMMIT! I hatez you! </3 leave" so I left... *sob*//
OH! and around full moon I'm like really really bad... NO CONTROL! I will molest... sorry.

Oh yeah... we're ASSHOLES about Nature n green stuff... You' won't pass smog out here! XD too bad...

@nao: Ok... WAIT! that would make you dimi's bodyguard, not mine right? D: NO FAIR! Lol//
TWIN BOYS?? oh you naughty girl... I like the way you think! >8) hehehe. <33
Marry the hotter of the 2! lol.
Whut a cool dad! XD
With you 2 in the house... OH GOD! LOTS N LOTS OF PADLOCKS...

Well Dimiy no maid for you then!!!!

No Thothy I would be yours and I would protect you from Molesting Dimiy!!!
I know two dads and they would be cute and I would love it!!!
Succubuses don't go crazy on full moons we actually go dormant!!!

Thothy this is my bodyguard uniform!!

Is this what you look like on full moons thothy
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/me...04/Incubus.png

@Thoth: Maids>>bodyguards. That's my preference. :lol: There's just something about a girl wearing a sexy maid outfit and bending over to pick something up or the way she comes into the bedroom to make sure that I'm awake and all that. It's cool, though. Everybody's entitled to their own opinions/preferences. :yes:
That's why you'd be chained to a wall and locked in the basement. Plus, there'd be locks on the bedroom door. So you'd have a hard time getting into the room in the first place. It doesn't look like it's going to make much of a difference, though. Nao seems to have a hard-on (figuratively speaking, of course) for moving to Cali. Y'all have way too strict emission laws for my taste, so I doubt I'd move out there in the first place. Cali is a nice place to visit and all, but I'm not so sure about living there. :sweat:

@Nao: Nope, I guess not. Which means no Dimi morning wood for you. :|
*sigh* I've got to find myself a sexy, kinky maid that has a chance of keeping up with my sex drive once again. :XP

@nao: Ohh that would work out than! COOL! ^^
Yes, 2 dads would work out perfectly... *nod* I might, might be tempted to *cough*molest*cough*them but yeah PERFECT. XD hahaha. I'm bad~
Hawt uniform! I APPROVE! hehehe. <33
EWWW! Not like that. I'm NOT a demon... D:
More like this:
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/79259743...hhewer6nr2.jpg
But I have this... umm creepy SATANIC scar on my back... thats uhhh creepy...
and I get pointy ears and long nails and my hair grows really loooong... and my eyes become... swirling hypnotism bowls of jello that you can fall into and NEVER get out! muahahaha. >;B I'm a Hawt demon... I guess. XD lol//

@dimi: Pfftt, NO Way! *talk to hand//* EWWW! I'm a germaphobe... the idea of a girl picking up my mess like grosses me out... anyone touching my mess grosses me out, actually ^^;;
Ohh chained to the wall, kinky~ XD we're not even living together and you're already preparing for the full moon, HILARIOUS. but yeah, its serious shit... my bf didn't listen and guess whut happened?? uhhh stupid bf... its his OWN Damn fault! roar.
Well DUH. Cali fuckin ROCKS! Your state got NUTHIN on us, man.
Have you ever been here? You don't have to move here, but you should definitely come here on vacation sometime... visit your bro or something...

@Thoth: Like I said, everybody's entitled to their own opinions. ;)
:rofl: Yeah, I've been to Cali before. As a matter of fact, I've been to Cali so many times that I've actually lost count of how many times I've been there. :sweat: I know what Cali is like. :yes: Have you ever been to Missouri? :P

Wow, my gold count is skyrocketing with these Insanely LONG Talks we have~ hahaha.

@dimi: Yeah... and my opinion happens to be the RIGHT one. XD lol//
Ever been to Humboldt County? Thats where I'm from... north north cali... by oregon. *nod* Its sooo beautiful up there! redwoods n pines everywhere! mm. I miss it! but sadly there's NO work up there... ^^;; sux.
Uhhh nope, never been to missouri... I ONLY leave cali for work and works never taken me to that dinky state out in the boondocks... XD LOL/

Dimiy you could just suck it up and move to Cali!!!!!! Stop being such a poop head!!!!*pouts*

Thothy: well Thothy I'll have to find Bi twins then so they don't get pissed at the wife!!! Don't steal him though!!!!!!! Is it kinky enough for you? do you think I'll scare your stalker-sans off?

@Thoth: Well, I've been through Northern Cali on I-5 on my way to Oregon (I've been to every state in the continental US except for Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont). I didn't stop in that area, though. Had to keep on keepin' on.
And how can you have an opinion on a state that you've never been to? ;)

@Nao: I'm not being a poop head. I just don't have any interest in moving to Cali at this time. *shrugs* I'm fine where I'm at for the time being.

@nao: Ohh I won't steal him~ Just play with him a lil... ohohoho~ <333
And I won't touch your husband! You can keep one of the asian boys to yourself! lol//
YES! Please please scare them off... I used to LOVE being stalked but now it just creeps me out.. D: </3

@dimi: ummm where I lived is right off of highway 101... XD soo yeah you probably drove through that SHITHOLE town of mine and thought nothing of it! LOL//
Woah, travel much? Luuucky~ You've been to hawaii too? niiiice.
whut about mexico and canada?
I don't have an opinion on it! I've just never been... *shrugs* Work only takes me to BIG states... like Hawaii, oregon, washington, texas... ya know~

@Thoth: No, I've never been to Hawaii. Continental US is from ocean to ocean and from the Mexico border to the Canada border. You know, the 50 states of the mainland. I've never been in Mexico, but I have gone up into Canada. :yes:
Wow, I can't believe that it's already 4am :shock:

GOOD THOTHY!!! THEY'RE MY TWINS!!!!!!I'll make your stalkers be afraid to even think about you!!

Well all i gotta get sleep the pets are begging me to go to bed
*smooches*