Naoto!!!! *hug tackles* How are you today?

@Cadiwyn: =O You chicky stealer! Just don't trip!

Jelly: I'm good I was suppose to have lunch with my brother but he had to go into work :( there goes my free lunch...

Whut are you gonna eat, nao? XD I haven't eaten today yet... I'm not hungry though. I feel like crap... Bleghh. I drank too much beer last night. D:

*chases Bree* NOOO MILOOO! TT_____TT

Thoth:hows your dance with your"friend". I don't know I need to shower first but too comfy to get up...

Hehe, the "rain dance" you mean? mmm, it was nice. Nice and perverted. heheehe. *evil smile* //

Well did you get that "good night" kiss you were talking about

@Naoto: Awww, that sucks. I'm munching on pasta with German gravy at the moment. Sooo yummy.

@Thoth: So it's YOU that is making it rain over here in WA! >> I knew there was something slightly unusual about today on and off again rain.

Of course, Nao! No one can resist my sexy-ness. heh. <3

Yep, thats me Jelly! I'm making all of America CRY WITH TEARS OF JOY!!!!
I live in Cali, but I can make it rain wherever I liiike~ hehehe.

<,< I knew it. Tisk tisk Thoth.
*gasp* Thoth had a hot date? Nom.

Mmm, he's a NEW friend... he's going through a rough divorce with this total bitch! ((I don't like her! She's meanie-face towards me; probably cuz I'm hotter than her! lol//narcissistic...))
Anyways, he keeps trying to get me to go on a date with him cuz he wants to try the "gay world" so he says... I'm like "Dude, if you were married to a girl, its very very unlikely that you'll enjoy Gay Life." but he won't listen... and now he calls me like every freaking day! and stalks meeee. D: I don't like when guys stalk me though! its annoying//

Thoth:I don't think people like being stalked in gen.

"The gay world" *giggles* Straight guys can be so funny some times.
Erm...have you tried talking to him about not calling so much? Or if that fails you could always throw him at some unsuspecting guy?

Haha you're probably right, nao... I'd call the cops on him but he's kinda hawt and I like him! I just think he's straight and he's just really horny. I know I look like a girl so he probably thinks he can close his eyes and pretend that I am one... TT______TT

I KNOW, Jelly! They're hilarious// xD I told him to NOT call every day! But he was like "But I got fired from my job and I dropped out of college YEARS ago and I'm going through a divorce... COMFORT MEEE!" Oh, and he has a 5-yr old SON! I was like "Dude, I don't date guys with kids... Not my style!!!"

Because I'm sure that once he goes to grab imaginary boobs and there are none it won't be totally awkward. *eyeroll* LOL
Honestly, I would have told him "That is really not my problem." And he has a son?! Good grief.

Well, I'm obviously a guy... so he knows there's no b00bs... but uhhh, he's just awkward cuz he's never hit on a guy before, apparently. I told him NOT go down the gay-road if he can help it but he still calls me...
Yep, 5 yrs old... Named Austin. The boy is cute. Looks a lot like him, actually.

Thoth: You just have to tell him that your the top that should shy him away!

And emphasis that with a pelvic thrust. *giggles*

I'm a top with women... but with men I'm always the bottom... *blushes*/// He asked and I already told him the truth... D: so he'll know if I lie!

Haha jelly!

Thoth:Well tell them the sex process maybe that will scare him off

I'm sure said "friend" already know the process of how two men have sex. Erm....*thinks* Become extremely emotional suddenly?

I already did that, Nao... And he was like "That sounds hawt..." I was like "WHUT???" *blush*//
I don't know how to get him NOT-interested in me... He seems very dedicated to continue this "relationship" or whutever it is we have...

I am EXTREMELY emotional, jelly! but he says that just makes me "more interesting." D:

Thoth i don't know what to do to scare him off then...sorry

@Thoth: I think at this point your only option is to push him off a nearby cliff. Or shove him in front of a bus.

I concur with Jelly

I have NO idea either, Nao! I've been trying n trying... and every time I try to get him not interested, he turns around and says something perverted like "So when are we having secks???" and than its like UGH I GIVE UP! *roar*

...I need help... TT_______TT My virginity is at stake/// lol! jk/ (not a virgin anymore.. D;)