I has a bruise on my knee and it hurts whens I poke it...

*kisses Yami's bruise*

Awww, don't poke it then~

but i want to >.<

Yeah, I poke bruises too ^^;;; Hey~ One of my eggs has 102 veiws! About how many does it take before they hatch, Yamiko?

I think everyone I know pokes their bruises even if it hurts because I think all humans love pain

-Raises hand- OOH! OOH! I do! x3

it's a different amount for each egg I think....

I also pick scabs off >.>

Oh, okay ^^; Me too. Then I suck the blood that comes out too~ Sorry, am I being too gross? I'll be quiet now~

haha yea I do that too

I do that tooO_O

I want to rant about something, would you guys mind? I'm just in one of those moods, you know?

rant away hun!

Yay, okay this may take a while. I has a LOT to say~ Time to start typiiiiinnnngggg...... Now!

XD oks I await the post! in the mean time I'm creating a poem thread for myself =3

Have you ever had someone you though was utterly perfect for you, and you for them? How about if that person felt that way too, and nothing could separate the two of you, except perhaps your own inadequacies? Well, that's the relationship Ozzy and I have, he's got GREAT sense of direction, mine is abysmal, I excel in math and English, he excels in everything else. I see him as the perfect piece to utterly complete my life, and vise versa! Now, imagine you have that guy and he's wonderful, and you just so happen to feel jealous, and I mean REALLY jealous when it comes to him. Only him, too, like you used to let your past boyfriends look but not touch all your life, but even when he doesn't look and you spot a girl who might be attractive to him, you glare at her and imagine her writhing in pain from the burning inferno of lasers issuing from your eyes. Now, imagine some girl show up at your school, not much for looks, and annoyingly whiny. She cries and runs away and expects you to follow at least 3 times every hour. She's desperate for attention and will say just about anything to get it. Now, this may now sound horrible, but imagine your perfect guy feels compelled to make people like this happy, and this terrible girl wants to fuck anything that looks at her for more than two seconds.

Now, I have complete faith in my boyfriend, that's not where the problem lies. The problem is that Ozzy and I were going out before the beshemoth arrives, obviously so what with making out and clinging 24/7 even in public view, then she calls me her best friend, then she ends up asking him in these exact words: "Do you love me?" Then he says yes, only because he loves every human on this planet, then she asks "Do you love me like you love Tiffany?"

But I get ahead of myself. Let me start from the beginning in my next post...

@[email protected] I'm sorta lost sorta understanding....

*gets out map and looks at it*Alex You've seemed to lost me me T_T

on a nicer note look what Nao made ^_^

o.O nao-chan is getting married?

Man, am I lazy.
D;

*glomps cAt-chan* why?

So, Vanessa [yes, that's her wretched name] is.... Ugh. She's short, has the mental capacity of a fifth grader [no offense to any sixth graders, but that's pretty sad when you're 21], she waddles instead of wlks, she has the saggiest breasts one could think of and tries to showcase them like they're perky and damn sexy, she wears short shorts and has the epitome of disgusting shaped into a leg-ish shape, and she talks like she's the best thing to happen to earth. When she came here, I thought "Aw, she's so pathetic, I have to be her friend and make her feel welcome or she'll kill herself." So she did the weepy "Woe is me" act and the first day she was here, literally LAYED on my boyfriend. Yes, sir, she LAYED on him. And him being the sweet, loving, perfect man I know him to be, he gave me the "I'm so sorry!!!! God I want her off, but I can't~" look and tried not to touch her. This sort of behavior continued, her constantly calling him over, which he quickly learned to ignore, her trying to say she had more influence over him than I did [I KNOW! The AUDACITY of it all makes me want to vomit all over her! ] and making me feel sorry for asking her to BACK THE FrUK UP. Yes, she started crying and saying "Maybe you're right, maybe I am too clingy, maybe I should just hanging out with you guys, my only friends, for good, oh, I'm so sorry~" So, naturally I felt bad and allowed her to hug him, then the clingyness continued. So I finally get sick of it and tell her "You touch him, you're going to DIE. Got it?" And she started crying, saying she was sorry, and I only had the heart to say "Damn right you're sorry" and no one, not even her other "friends" gave me grief for it. That weekend, I had to leave the dorms, and Vanessa and Ozzy had to stay for lack of a ride home. When I get back, Ozzy informs me that she tried to cling to him the entire weekend, constantly saying "Well, Tiffany's not here, is she?" When he reminded her what I'd said. The next weekend, She, Ozzy, and my friend Patrick went to a library together, Patrick got mad and left before the other two. Ozzy left immediately after and she followed. On the way back is when she asked if he loved her like he loved me. What kind of thing is she? Clearly not human~ So, when I found out, I confronted her and bitch-slapped the hell out of her repulsive face, telling her that if she dared cross the line one more time, I wouldn't stop at just physical pain, I'd dig MUCH deeper. She hasn't really hung around me or Ozzy anymore, I'm happy to announce, but there's another two girls. Oh yes, I am not quite finished yet.

Yami:no but my mom told me to run away to England(where Mitsunari) live and get married to him ><

We are ranting about whores that do the whore thing for reasons other than attention or memes i see...well, would you be mad if a guy laid on your bf? I mean...just asking...that sounded so perverted and i feel that was inappropriate, but i wasn't asking because i like your bf...I don't want a date/lover or anything like that...just wondering if it was the same for both males and females...

Also, does everyone like my new avi style? I need a jacket and more jewelry, but aside from that I think I look rather spiffy and casual. My next target is of course, a pet.

so far I'd kill the bitch too Alex-chan