It's even more uncomfortable then if I have to stay awake. Mommy says I'm on 911 alert.

Is your aunt deathly ill or something? O_O

Well I have to check on her in 8 minutes to see if she is. And then I have to call my mom, and if it's really bad - THEN call 911. But she seems to be ok for the most part. It's just that we ran out of Tylenol and she doesn't like Advil.

So she just has a headache and you're on 911 watch? I am so confused. O_o

Severe headaches tend to run in my family, as well as high blood pressure.

Yeah, I have migraines, but I've never been to the hospital for them. O_o They're not a life threatening condition. Hurt like hell, but they won't kill you...the migraine medication on the other hand might x_x

Really? How so?

And my aunt's back to normal (well, just slightly). I can sleep as soon as my mom calls me back. At first I thought I had the wrong number but she's just off doing something in the office.

If you ever watch medication commercials where they rattle off all of the possible side effects, often time "Death" is one of them.

I still can't believe people go to the hospital for headaches. My brain is boggling. D: Then again, people go to the hospitals for splinters, so what do I know? XD

I dunno. My mommy's a nurse so she's forcing me to be one tonight. Since she just called, I'm still not allowed to sleep apparently. Constantly checking blood pressure every hour.

Well, I guess I can see how if it's a blood pressure issue, it would be worse than just your average headache. My mom has high blood pressure, but it just gives her crazy nosebleeds.

It's the heat over here. She's doing okay with the ice pack on her forehead.

San Diego's been a fricken oven these past few weeks.

It's so hot here all the time x_x Just going out in the sun for a little while seems to give me heat stroke. I'm such a vampire XD Up all night, getting sick in the sun sparkling.

Don't you mean burning up, melting, then exploding? What's the average temperature over there? Peak 110 here, minimum 78, but this week has been 80s-90s so far.

No. My vampires are different. They sparkle. They're special vampires XD

So they really do sparkle like the Cullens?

I'm a vampire. I feast on...ARIZONA ICED TEA! My angst and misery are reflected in romance novels that tell me I couldn't find my soulmate in 100 years if I tried!

I wouldn't really know. I've never even touched a Twilight book. I think if I did I might burst into sparkles XD

You know, there's a sex toy company that made a sparkling dildo in honor of Twilight. It's called the Vamp. I laughed. XD Then I thought to myself "Gee, those proportions seem way too large for a sparkly vampire. Wouldn't he have a little dinky winky?" XD

So I've seen on the Twilight thread around here. I am oddly disturbed, yet intrigued at the same time.

There's even a video of it sparkling in the sun! XD

Although, it's pretty tame compared to some of the ones I've seen. Like the infamous tentacle dildo or the scale model of a horse penis O_o Oh, I also saw one that's a ghost. It glows in the dark. So you can have a haunted vagina I guess (not a link to the item in question, rather a link to an article about a comic involving a haunted vagina).

Interesting...I'll just take that sparkly one thanks, since my subconscious seems to have a crush on Robert Pattinson. Ugh.

Well, I don't think they called up Robert Pattison and said "Hey buddy! Can we get a mold of your cock to make a sparkling vampire dildo to please the fangirls?" That....that's just damn scary. Damn scary I say!

Then again, who can say no to sparkles? :D Well, I can say no to sparkling vampires, but I do like sparkles in general :O

Hahahaha...anyway since I keep talking about what's going on over here, tell me what you're doing still awake at what I think is 5:22am?

I'm always up this late. Always. I feed my dogs at 6am. But My middle brother is here and my youngest brother had gone out and got a flat tire and the middle one went out to help him change it and now mom is flipping out at them, saying he was too drunk to drive and lucky he didn't get his license revoked and it's just lots of loud voices down there. So even if I did sleep around this time, I'd be up because of that.

My mom has a bit of a point, but she's also crazy and that invalidates most of her points. That doesn't mean she'll just let it go though. She hates it when you correct her, cause then she says you're picking on her cause you know all the answers and stuff....did I mention the crazy part? XD

Yes, some few days ago or like a week ago, my dear. I don't have any siblings, so it gets lonely. I know it's gonna get worse when my parents die and I don't have anyone to turn to.

Yeah, I have to repeat it a lot cause it's true D:

You can turn to me. Which means you'll have to keep in touch with me for years and years and years. I'll still be kicking around on the interwebs at 80 I'm sure XD

I meant for the funeral XD unless you'd wanna fly to Southern California in about 40 years.