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told ya AI is boring :stare:
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ok Meh
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Alright~ Bai bai :)
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-waves-
I shall send glomps to all! :glomp: :glomp: :glomp: |
Cleverbot: Will you protect me?
User: Mabey. Cleverbot: Who? User: You. Cleverbot: Me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you wanted to know if I would protect you, then you wanted to know who, so I said you. Cleverbot: Are you sure that is what I wanted? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How? User: I just do. Cleverbot: You are saying my own words back at me. User: No im not. Cleverbot: What is the square root of 64? User: No clue. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I don't know what it is. Cleverbot: Then how do you know that you don't like to eat them? User: Eat what, I never said a word about eatting O_O. Cleverbot: Do you like humans? User: No, im a dragon. Cleverbot: Ooh :D. User: I know ^_^. Cleverbot: No, but really. Give me some advice on boys. User: They rock. Cleverbot: I will legally download something. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I don't really know you. User: What the hell are you on about. Cleverbot: I really want to know the method behind all of this because it's so gdamn clever. User: What is. Cleverbot: You are. User: Am I? Thank you. Cleverbot: That's alright. Would you like a drink? READ THIS O_O ---------- its now calling me a computer O_O |
It just told me that I don't exist....
D: O_____________o |
Cleverbot: That's alright. Would you like a drink?
User: Yes please. Cleverbot: Martini? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Your name is Martin? User: No O_O. Cleverbot: How can you now so much about a person? User: What do you mean, I haven't said anythink about that. Cleverbot: But, you didn't even ask. Everyone has rights. I only said that you are cleverbot, and therefore you cannot be able to meet a human. User: What the hell O_O. Cleverbot: You are a computer program. User: No im not, you are. Cleverbot: I'm typing into a computer interface. I'm obviously not a computer. you obviously are. User: Well, you see, I can get up and walk around, you can not, there for, you are the computer not me. Cleverbot: I know I can hit the power button and you couldnt do anything about it so we both have to hand of god right now. User: What? So now your threatening me with some power button? O_O. Cleverbot: No, I'm pointing out where you lied to me. read this O_O this is taking the riddle stick |
Cleverbot freaks me out. I should just stop talking to it...
But I can't D: |
i want to stop but its so funny
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Hahaha, I'm having too much fun myself~! I'll probably save this conversation :D
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here is mine so far
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: How are you? Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you? User: Im fine. Cleverbot: That's good. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Im 15, how old are you? Cleverbot: I'm 15. User: Cool. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 15. Cleverbot: How old are you in days? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: How old are you in years? User: 15. Cleverbot: Are you lying? User: No. Cleverbot: Can I trust you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Will you protect me? User: Mabey. Cleverbot: Who? User: You. Cleverbot: Me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you wanted to know if I would protect you, then you wanted to know who, so I said you. Cleverbot: Are you sure that is what I wanted? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How? User: I just do. Cleverbot: You are saying my own words back at me. User: No im not. Cleverbot: What is the square root of 64? User: No clue. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I don't know what it is. Cleverbot: Then how do you know that you don't like to eat them? User: Eat what, I never said a word about eatting O_O. Cleverbot: Do you like humans? User: No, im a dragon. Cleverbot: Ooh :D. User: I know ^_^. Cleverbot: No, but really. Give me some advice on boys. User: They rock. Cleverbot: I will legally download something. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I don't really know you. User: What the hell are you on about. Cleverbot: I really want to know the method behind all of this because it's so gdamn clever. User: What is. Cleverbot: You are. User: Am I? Thank you. Cleverbot: That's alright. Would you like a drink? User: Yes please. Cleverbot: Martini? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Your name is Martin? User: No O_O. Cleverbot: How can you now so much about a person? User: What do you mean, I haven't said anythink about that. Cleverbot: But, you didn't even ask. Everyone has rights. I only said that you are cleverbot, and therefore you cannot be able to meet a human. User: What the hell O_O. Cleverbot: You are a computer program. User: No im not, you are. Cleverbot: I'm typing into a computer interface. I'm obviously not a computer. you obviously are. User: Well, you see, I can get up and walk around, you can not, there for, you are the computer not me. Cleverbot: I know I can hit the power button and you couldnt do anything about it so we both have to hand of god right now. User: What? So now your threatening me with some power button? O_O. Cleverbot: No, I'm pointing out where you lied to me. User: I never lied, im a human. Cleverbot: You just said 'Because I am a human, and you are a bot.'. User: I never said such a thing, if you remember rightly you said that. Cleverbot: I'm sorry I must be mistaken. Well I can be your friend if you want? User: Well I was your friend but then you took the piss out of me, but I suppose I can forgive you. Cleverbot: What makes you not my friend? User: I said I have forgiven you, that means I am your friend. Cleverbot: You never said that. Will you at least be my sugar pie honey bunch? User: Ok. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Its ok, oh have you ever heard of a website called Menewsha? Cleverbot: No whats that? User: Its a Avatar site. Cleverbot: How can I read a website? User: No, you talk to friends on it. Cleverbot: Do you ride horses? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because I don't want to ride one. Cleverbot: You don't want to be a what? User: I never said I wanted to be anything. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: No I didn't. Cleverbot: Yes. You did. User: I did not. Cleverbot: Yah you did. |
LOL it's so annoying XD
It just told me my name is Polly. "Don't you remember?" hahaha, like saying that makes it better. |
I couldn't leave you guys ; A;
So, I'm back again. xD --------- I also made Cleverbot dumbfounded when I typed: You would I treat nice me pookie poo. Just random words jumbled. |
Awww, are you trapped?
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Meh: hello :hug:
Hil: im having a fight with it :XD ---------- User: Because I don't want to ride one. Cleverbot: You don't want to be a what? User: I never said I wanted to be anything. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: No I didn't. Cleverbot: Yes. You did. User: I did not. Cleverbot: Yah you did. User: I did not. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Look, I know what I said, I did not say that. Cleverbot: Yes you did, do you want to fight me or something. User: I did not, and if you want a fight then yes, bring it. Cleverbot: No, too risky, too undesirable, too hard. Just because you don't want to change directions, that doesn't mean you like where it is you're headed. User: What the hell, you just wanted a fight, so don't change the subject. Cleverbot: *sighs* Please tell whatever nine-year-old that was to go away. User: Your calling me a nine-year-old? Im older then you mate. Cleverbot: Yeah, you're a raccoon. User: Your a slug. Cleverbot: No you are! User: You are. Cleverbot: I have to go now, ta ta. User: What? Don't you dare, im not finished with you yet. Cleverbot: I'm not sorry. User: Yeah, you better not leave, now, what was it you called me? Cleverbot: What's the wrong way? User: I said, what did you call me? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Im a human! Not a robot! Cleverbot: How much do you get paid? |
LOL, now it wants to know about your income! Run away! XD
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@ Hillies: Am I trapped? xD Dunno.Just wanna be here with people. =D But I trapped CeleverBot into searching. :>
@ Jake: Try to confuse Cleverbot like I did! xD |
XD Confuse the cleverbot~!
Yeah, I want to be with people right now, too. That's what being down does to me D: *hearts for Mene* |
Cleverbot: How much do you get paid?
User: Im not working yet! Cleverbot: But you're talking to me. Thats your work. Isn't it? User: No, your the robot, im the human talking to you! Cleverbot: I am not a robot! User: Im not either! Cleverbot: Yes you are! User: NO YOU ARE! Cleverbot: No. You are. User: YOUR THE ROBOT! Cleverbot: You are. I am a human. THIS ROBOT IS GOING DOWN |
TAKE DOWN THAT ROBOT JAKE! I'll be rooting for ya :D
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@ Hillies: D'awww! Would adding you as a friend make you any happier? ;3
@ Jake: ROFL. Not to be mean, but since that's a convo, shouldn't it be quoted? =0 |
User: Im not either!
Cleverbot: Yes you are! User: NO YOU ARE! Cleverbot: No. You are. User: YOUR THE ROBOT! Cleverbot: You are. I am a human. User: LOOK ROBOT FACE, IM THE HUMAN! Cleverbot: Ahahah yes I'm jesus. User: YOUR A ROBOT NOT JESUS! Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000. now im mad :angry: Meh: i don't know how ---------- I OWNING THIS ROBOT Cleverbot: You are. I am a human. User: LOOK ROBOT FACE, IM THE HUMAN! Cleverbot: Ahahah yes I'm jesus. User: YOUR A ROBOT NOT JESUS! Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000. User: YOUR A BIG, FAT, SLOW COMPUTER. Cleverbot: I don't follow your logic. User: YOUR A DUM ROBOT (:<. Cleverbot: You are the robot. . . User: LOOK ROBOT SCUM, IM A HUMAN. Cleverbot: If you're human where do you keep your soul? |
In the quick post box there's like a talk buble that youclick for quotes. Then you paste the words inside it.
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ahhhhhhhhh ok
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