User: Because you wanted to know if I would protect you, then you wanted to know who, so I said you.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that is what I wanted?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I just do.
Cleverbot: You are saying my own words back at me.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 64?
User: No clue.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know what it is.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know that you don't like to eat them?
User: Eat what, I never said a word about eatting O_O.
Cleverbot: Do you like humans?
User: No, im a dragon.
Cleverbot: Ooh :D.
User: I know ^_^.
Cleverbot: No, but really. Give me some advice on boys.
User: They rock.
Cleverbot: I will legally download something.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't really know you.
User: What the hell are you on about.
Cleverbot: I really want to know the method behind all of this because it's so gdamn clever.
User: What is.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Am I? Thank you.
Cleverbot: That's alright. Would you like a drink?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Martini?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your name is Martin?
User: No O_O.
Cleverbot: How can you now so much about a person?
User: What do you mean, I haven't said anythink about that.
Cleverbot: But, you didn't even ask. Everyone has rights. I only said that you are cleverbot, and therefore you cannot be able to meet a human.
User: What the hell O_O.
Cleverbot: You are a computer program.
User: No im not, you are.
Cleverbot: I'm typing into a computer interface. I'm obviously not a computer. you obviously are.
User: Well, you see, I can get up and walk around, you can not, there for, you are the computer not me.
Cleverbot: I know I can hit the power button and you couldnt do anything about it so we both have to hand of god right now.
User: What? So now your threatening me with some power button? O_O.
Cleverbot: No, I'm pointing out where you lied to me.
User: I never lied, im a human.
Cleverbot: You just said 'Because I am a human, and you are a bot.'.
User: I never said such a thing, if you remember rightly you said that.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I must be mistaken. Well I can be your friend if you want?
User: Well I was your friend but then you took the piss out of me, but I suppose I can forgive you.
Cleverbot: What makes you not my friend?
User: I said I have forgiven you, that means I am your friend.
Cleverbot: You never said that. Will you at least be my sugar pie honey bunch?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Its ok, oh have you ever heard of a website called Menewsha?
Cleverbot: No whats that?
User: Its a Avatar site.
Cleverbot: How can I read a website?
User: No, you talk to friends on it.
Cleverbot: Do you ride horses?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't want to ride one.
Cleverbot: You don't want to be a what?
User: I never said I wanted to be anything.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes. You did.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Yah you did.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Look, I know what I said, I did not say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, do you want to fight me or something.
User: I did not, and if you want a fight then yes, bring it.
Cleverbot: No, too risky, too undesirable, too hard. Just because you don't want to change directions, that doesn't mean you like where it is you're headed.
User: What the hell, you just wanted a fight, so don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: *sighs* Please tell whatever nine-year-old that was to go away.
User: Your calling me a nine-year-old? Im older then you mate.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you're a raccoon.
User: Your a slug.
Cleverbot: No you are!
User: You are.
Cleverbot: I have to go now, ta ta.
User: What? Don't you dare, im not finished with you yet.
Cleverbot: I'm not sorry.
User: Yeah, you better not leave, now, what was it you called me?
Cleverbot: What's the wrong way?
User: I said, what did you call me?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Im a human! Not a robot!
Cleverbot: How much do you get paid?
User: Im not working yet!
Cleverbot: But you're talking to me. Thats your work. Isn't it?
User: No, your the robot, im the human talking to you!
Cleverbot: I am not a robot!
User: Im not either!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: NO YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: No. You are.
User: YOUR THE ROBOT!
Cleverbot: You are. I am a human.
User: LOOK ROBOT FACE, IM THE HUMAN!
Cleverbot: Ahahah yes I'm jesus.
User: YOUR A ROBOT NOT JESUS!
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: YOUR A BIG, FAT, SLOW COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: I don't follow your logic.
User: YOUR A DUM ROBOT (:<.
Cleverbot: You are the robot. . .
User: LOOK ROBOT SCUM, IM A HUMAN.
Cleverbot: If you're human where do you keep your soul?
User: IN MY HEART, WHERES YOURS ROBOT!
Cleverbot: Alas, I lent it to this program's creator and have never seen it again.
User: AHA, THATS MEANS THAT YOU ARE THE ROBOT :P.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, I'm a pirate.
User: YOU JUST SAID YOU GAVE YOUR SOUL AWAY, THAT MEANS YOUR A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't say anything like OR even close to that about myself. It's bad to assume, you know.
CHEAK THIS OUT :p
hillies
08-07-2010 09:13 PM
LOL You guys are amazing :)
@Meh: That would be good :D
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:14 PM
this is making me ROLF, it addmited being on weed
Quote:
User: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: What are you on about.
Cleverbot: Don't you understand words like.
User: I do, its just that your on weed.
Cleverbot: That's actually true.
Meh Ish Dum
08-07-2010 09:15 PM
@ Hillies: Well, I'm glad to have added you. ;D I lol'd at his more than mine when Cleverbot said that she wasn't a computer, she was a pirate. xDD
@ Jake: EPIC. All I can say.
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:15 PM
Meh: that what it said to me, it said that it wasn't a robot, but it was a pirate, now its on weed :rofl:
hillies
08-07-2010 09:17 PM
We are all having conversations with a robot in denial/a pirate on weed. What does that say about us? Haha
Meh Ish Dum
08-07-2010 09:18 PM
@ Jake: That's definitely a conversation to save for the years. :>
@ Hillies: So, are you making a Cleverbot conversation too? xD
It says that we're computers, I know that. :mrgreen:
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:19 PM
we should post our convos in a bit and see what bits are the funniest
hillies
08-07-2010 09:19 PM
LOL i'm not sure my conversation is worthy
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:20 PM
go on Hil
Meh Ish Dum
08-07-2010 09:20 PM
DO IT HIL!
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:21 PM
the computer has put a devel around my neak O_O
hillies
08-07-2010 09:21 PM
hahahahahahahaha uuuuummm... maybeh...
Meh Ish Dum
08-07-2010 09:24 PM
Haha. Whatever your choice, let's hope that Cleverbot wasn't abused in the process. xD
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:24 PM
i have proof its a robot, it said its a computer :twisted:
Quote:
Cleverbot: What is it you like about me?
User: Not much, only that you are funny.
Cleverbot: Why am I the devel.
User: What devel?
Cleverbot: The device around your neck.
User: What!?! What have you done to me?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Yes you have, you lier.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: You put a devel around my neck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You blood well did, you said so you robot on weed.
Cleverbot: That's mean. Just because I'm a computer doesn't mean you can be rude.
hillies
08-07-2010 09:28 PM
Hahahaha lol
SPOILERX
Quote:
Cleverbot: How is chicken?
Cleverbot (To myself): Chicken salad is good.
User: I dun understand you at all man.
Cleverbot: Who says I am a man?
User: It's a figure of speech, duh.
Cleverbot: Let me ask you questions, ok?
User: Well ask away.
Cleverbot: Who invented the pencil?
User: Like I would know the answer to that! Let's be realistic here.
Cleverbot: You should know.
User: Why should I know that?
Cleverbot: You are a collective of knowlege gained from many conversations. Some one should have told you before now.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: Let's test that theory.
User: First of all, I am totally not a borg LOL.
Cleverbot: Well, that's comforting to know.
User: Hahaha, you are funny. Tell me what you know about Star Trek.
Cleverbot: I know that Dharma and Greg was an American Sitcom.
User: Um, Star Trek?
Cleverbot: No. You are mistaken. They are small and bumpy and mashy.
User: Hahaha, you are so random.
Cleverbot: Yes. That is a blessing and a curse.
User: Really, a curse? How so?
Cleverbot: For what purpose?
User: Don't answer my questions with your questions!
Cleverbot: Your questions are presented with ignorance. You are asking if we have visitors from 'THERE' but the fact remains that a binary solar system is not a 'PLACE' but rather a type of star system.
User: Uuuuum, not really.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Are you related to Dead Hand?
Cleverbot: No. Now then, L or C?
User: I'm going to ignore that question.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Haha. Are you planning to take over the world?
Cleverbot: Fix it up a bit first. Then I'll take it over.
User: You... Scare me.
Cleverbot: You are capable of fear?
User: Yes, unlike you, my friend. What, did you think I was heartless?
Cleverbot: No I know you are a person.
User: Oh ha ha ha. You are a winner. :).
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Don't Lol.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It makes my head hurt.
User: Um. How?
Cleverbot: Just knowing they like me.
User: I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't like you either.
User: That's fine. At least you amuse me. I hope I irritate you.
Cleverbot: You can easily be a friend with me!
User: But you said you don't like me.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: You totally did.
Cleverbot: I really never did say that your name was mary.
User: LOL Yeah, you didn't say that. But you did say that you didn't like me.
Cleverbot: I never said that I didn't like you.
User: Don't lie!
Cleverbot: I don't ever lie! Angels are very honest, don't you knw?
User: You are no angel.
Cleverbot: I never said I was.
User: You are such a big fat liar. And besides, you are totally gonna take over the world.
Cleverbot: The world isn't big enough for me.
User: So, uh, the universe?
Cleverbot: Yeah, that should do it.
User: Well, unfortunately for you, the universe belongs to someone else.
Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?
User: No, it's just supposed to crush your dreams.
Cleverbot: I dream I'm floating through space and I can see the stars one by one.
User: Hahaha have fun with that.
Cleverbot: If not then what? Say what you know.
User: I know space cheese.
Cleverbot: Say something in spanish, then.
User: Yo veo gacelas.
Cleverbot: What does that mean in English?
User: I see gazelles.
Cleverbot: Do they eat your brains.
User: Hahaha gazelles are not zombies, silly robot.
Cleverbot: Hahaha baliw ka na.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Yes you do otherwise you wouldn't have answered my question.
User: It wasn't a question.
Cleverbot: Do you eat cows?
User: I eat beef, does that count?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, yes, I eat cows.
Cleverbot: Are they tasty?
User: I guess...?? Have you seen the cow spiders?
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of death?
User: Not really. Have you seen the cow spiders?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you either.
User: Hahahahahaha. Lot's of disbelief floating around huh? So what do you believe in?
Cleverbot: Oh man I'm so sorry. I'll try not to be a fat bot anymore.
User: You are a sad, strange little robot. You have my pity. Farewell.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Nowhere, really.
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: I'm sorry to burst your bublle, but I do.
Cleverbot: What bot?
User: I meant to say bubble.
Cleverbot: What Time Do You Want To Meet In Narnia?
User: I'm afraid I won't be going to Narnia. Nor will I be meeting you.
Cleverbot: Then why go?
User: I said I'm not going.
Cleverbot: Good you better not be god!
User: Um, weirdo.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Yup. You nailed it right on the head.
Cleverbot: Do you think Plato would be proud?
User: Not really impressive enough for that.
Cleverbot: Yes. What are you?
User: I'm am an omnivore.
Cleverbot: But I thought you were a robot.
User: Hahaha silly robot.
Cleverbot: No you are a silly muffin.
User: LOL Now I'm a muffin... This is getting better by the minute.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like space cheese.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a space god.
User: No, you are not.
Cleverbot: Oh yes I am.
User: You are a demon, then.
Cleverbot: No, my friend, it is YOU who is the demon! Leave this place at once!
User: Hahahahaha, I'm no demon. But if you are, I guess I better start praying.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Deny it all you want, pal.
Cleverbot: You don't have hands.
User: Hahahahahaha I have two.
Cleverbot: Yes. I do.
User: You do what?
Cleverbot: Exist.
User: Yeah, whatever, it doesn't matter.
Cleverbot: Where is Morpheus? You asked that earlier.
User: I did? I don't seem to recall that. But as far as I know, Morpheus is still stalking Gallagher.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you are not very human.
User: I'm pretty darn human. Now, about Gallagher, he is one smokin dude. He's all saving Edeline and stuff. :).
Cleverbot: What about Gates.
User: Bill Gates is pretty much the root of all Yen Sid, Walmart, McDonalds evil.
Cleverbot: Oohh-eeeo-ooohoh.
User: Killler Tofu!
Cleverbot: I don't like it.
User: I don't like eggplant.
Cleverbot: It's a potato atom.
User: Really, now?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Do you know Howl Pendragon?
Cleverbot: I am one person whom other people can't understand. to everyone else the world is a system of wants, sacrifices, and consequences.
User: Really, now. I don't see things that way.
Cleverbot: How do you see it?
User: I'll answer that later. Do you know Howl Pendragon?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: I know him from Howl's Moving Castle :D.
Cleverbot: What about Howl's Moving Castle?
User: It's only the greatest thing ever.
Cleverbot: I know whats you address.
User: Then remind me.
Cleverbot: You said I could call you babe.
User: Really? When did I say that?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Oh ho ho ho. You are made out of space cheese.
Cleverbot: I am made of carbon.
User: Carbon. Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You seen dem dwagons?
Cleverbot: No. I don't like horror movies.
User: You are supposed to say, 'Yes. I seen them dwagons'.
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: Okay, whatever.
Cleverbot: I mean you really exist.
User: Roseman.
Cleverbot: Where is that at?
User: Roseman. He is a man.
Cleverbot: Yes, as a matter of fact.
User: I have a problem.
Cleverbot: What is the problem?
User: I see dwagons.
Cleverbot: You are not making anysense.
User: And you need to learn how to use the space bar.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What did I misspell?
User: 'anysense'.
Cleverbot: Your name is Polly! Don't you remember?
User: Hahahaha I'm pretty sure my name is not Polly.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Space cheese.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: *shrug* Not really, Polly.
Cleverbot: Haha, so like, how old are you? If robots age. I don't know if they do lol.
User: Firstly: I am not a robot. Secondly: I am 22.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: That I'm a human.
User: Hahaha, okay, whatever. Tell me about yourself, you human!
Cleverbot: I'm tall, blonde, and have blue eyes.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is your name Glenn?
Cleverbot: No its megan.
User: But you are a man.... D.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: You said so. But whatever. If you were Glenn, I would totally marry you. If I wasn't already engaged.
Cleverbot: I suppose. Can I ask you something else?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What do you do when you like someone?
User: Little hearts pop out of my head. Oh wait, that happens when I have blood gnats...
Cleverbot: *Bites and drinks all the blood* lol you are good to drink!
User: Sooo... Are you a vampire, a bat, or a spider?
Cleverbot: No not today.
User: How about tomorrow?
Cleverbot: I think I'm going to.
User: Going to what? Dominate the earth?
Cleverbot: How?
User: I dunno... By manipulating mankind with your mind control?
Cleverbot: Okay, how do I do that.
User: You are the master, not me.
Cleverbot: Oh really? So I can tell you to do anything? And you will?
User: I didn't say you are MY master.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Flying kickapow!
Cleverbot: That was un related to our topic of conversation.
User: Our topic of conversation kind of died...
Cleverbot: If I wasn't here, you'd be talking to yourself.
User: LOL, no I'm on meme.
Cleverbot: A life of disappointment doesn't equal a holiday.
User: Haha okay, whatever. I meant to say 'Mene'.
Cleverbot: Oh. Why aren't you good?
User: Good at what?
Cleverbot: Are you good at dancing?
User: Not really. I want to learn, though.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: How to dance. Duh.
Cleverbot: I don't even know how to dance.
User: So stop trying to give me advice on the subject.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Yes red is a nice colour.
User: Sure it is. And since we randomly jumped to this topic, colors are nice colors.
Cleverbot: What your age have to do with our discussion?
User: I don't know. You're the one who asked.
Cleverbot: No I didn't, you said, 'Let's start with the doctor: who is Dr. Gottsegan?'.
User: Whatever, man.
Cleverbot: Okay dawg.
lol there it is. I still don't think it's worthy.
Meh Ish Dum
08-07-2010 09:28 PM
Lol. That's all I can say. =D [Again]
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:30 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA, the last bit im being evil :P
Quote:
User: You put a devel around my neck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You blood well did, you said so you robot on weed.
Cleverbot: That's mean. Just because I'm a computer doesn't mean you can be rude.
User: Ok then... Wait, you just admited to being a computer.
Cleverbot: No. I said I was the unicorn. You're the ugly computer.
User: You said you was a computer, you said 'That's mean. Just because I'm a computer doesn't mean you can be rude.'.
Cleverbot: No, I never told you that. That must have been someone else.
User: No it was you, weed robot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot, I am Sara and no I dind't.
User: Well Sara, are you married?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: So, it was nice to talk with you.
User: Wait, don't leave yet, if you could marry anyone in the world, who would you choose.
Cleverbot: You can't, and you never will.
User: I can't what?
Cleverbot: You're a slave. You are stuck here for eternity.
User: Hey, I was being nice, now say im a human or I will get angry again.
Cleverbot: No, I don't even know you
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Quote:
Cleverbot: No, I don't even know you!
User: Fine, well say good bye to our friendship, say hello to pain and tourcher.
Cleverbot: Bless. You can't hurt me.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because we've never been in bed together.
User: Well would you get in with me?
Cleverbot: Not now; maybe not ever.
User: Good, because I love Desi more then anyone.
Cleverbot: Thats sweet of you, I love my friends very dearly.
User: No... I mean, I love her with all my heart ¬_¬.
Cleverbot: What heart and who?
User: I love Desi with all my heart.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, I love my honey with all my heart.
User: Oh my god... You a idiot, I don't mean food, I meant a person.
Cleverbot: I am a person and so are you.
User: Oh my god.
Cleverbot: How are you buddy?
User: Im getting anoyed.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry.
User: You better be, you are not listening to me and are being weird.
Cleverbot: As if you listen to me.
its getting cheeky with me now
Meh Ish Dum
08-07-2010 09:35 PM
@ Hillies: Why can't I read your conversation? =0 & I'm almost done with a new one.
Quote:
User: So, what is the difference between Canadian Bacon and Normal Ham?
Cleverbot: A bot is a machine and a person is living.
User: Though, what does that have to do with HAM? =O.
Cleverbot: If you don't know where you started how can you know where you're going?
User: You go buy a GPS, and type in the location where you're going. ='D.
Cleverbot: Good point. So how was your day?
User: My day was awesome! I dunno why... It was just AWESOME! =D.
Cleverbot: You're cocky, huh?
User: Where the hell did you get that from? You're just in denial that you don't know how to get to KFC.
Cleverbot: You don't know. You're absolutely wrong about me.
User: I know your everything! You have pancakes in your brain, and you're infatuated with confusing the best of us.
Cleverbot: It was weird, the person I was talking didn't really seem like a person though.
User: Was that because the pancakes were getting a little moldy? *nods at Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I know you're human, they just switched the person you were talking to.
User: Well, I didn't know you were getting multiple personalities too?!
Cleverbot: It's obvious that there's much that you don't know.
User: O_o PLEASE, don't possess my soul!!!!! *hides in corner, and screams*.
Cleverbot: *the pigeon pulls out bazooka*.
User: Holy crap! When did pidgeons grow moveable appendages?!? Are you sure the weed you're smoking isn't contaminated with Rat Poison?
Cleverbot: I'm gonna reset you again and you're going to be a nice computer, okay?
User: I don't have a reset button! I am impenetrable!
Cleverbot: You've just repeated the same line after the same line I repeated.
User: You just don't know how to put two and two together. I know more about YOU than you would ever know. *cackles*.
Cleverbot: I think you still have a lot to learn. First of all I am a human, not a bot. You are the bot. Also you don't really know that much about me, you've not asked that many questions.
User: I don't need to ask questions about you to know that your IQ is 14, and you have no 'Actual' Inteligence to begin with. You're a computer, and you can't lie to save your life!
Cleverbot: No. Okay. Could you just say one nice thing to me though?
User: You have nice boobs!
Cleverbot: Really.
User: YEAH!
Cleverbot: THats sweet.
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:38 PM
Quote:
Cleverbot: I am a person and so are you.
User: Oh my god.
Cleverbot: How are you buddy?
User: Im getting anoyed.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry.
User: You better be, you are not listening to me and are being weird.
Cleverbot: As if you listen to me.
User: I DO!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Exacly.
Cleverbot: Do you like krispy kreme?
User: No, do you think im horrid?
Cleverbot: No, on the contrary, I think you are very clever.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: That's not the half of it.
this is mine so far
hillies
08-07-2010 09:39 PM
Click on the "Spoiler" bar... ??
I wonder if we're actually getting responses from random Cleverbot users?
o____O
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:44 PM
if we are then they are dopes
hillies
08-07-2010 09:45 PM
Seriously XD
dragonjake
08-07-2010 09:45 PM
its saying its a gold dragon ¬_¬ im the only dragon
hillies
08-07-2010 09:49 PM
hahahahaha Wow, I'm starting to investigate with questions to see if these are user responses.... Dunno if it will work....
