But they're not as plump as usual, they need to be fed! *gives them some bacon*

ok ok feed them then

You know, deer shouldn't be eating bacon. These deers are carnivores! I told you they were ninja pirate alien zombie deer! They feed on bacon and brains!

wha the zombie part is new

Yes, they're escalating in their scariness. I bet they'll be sparkly vampire deer that feed off the blood of bunnies next.

Ninja pirate alien zombie sparkly vampire deer!!!

yeah totally

Indeed. And now I am going to wander off into the great wilderness of the internets and hope I don't get tramped by a herd of wild ninja pirate alien zombie sparkly vampire were-deer. D:

oi got anymore to add

Magical. Definitely magical wild ninja assassin pirate alien zombie sparkly vampire were-deer.

yeah totally

Oh no not the magical wild ninja assassin pirate alien zombie sparkly vampire were-deer. They'll get you every time :'( It's saying the long name so you know what you're running away from.

I think that's why nobody realizes how truly evil they are. The magical cuteness confuses people!

@Knitted - XD Well, you could always just say "Run!" and do that without having to recite the ridiculously long name. Or we should shorten it to...mwnapazspvwd. *head tilt* I'm not really sure how you would pronounce that. I think you'd spend more time trying to say that then just saying "Run!"

that explains why twilight is so popular gasp

Lol, it does.

Yes, but how would you know what you were running *from*? It might well be a pack of wolves, in which case you'd go up a tree, but instead it's a magical wild ninja assassin pirate alien zombie sparkly vampire were-deer, and going up a tree is not the right reaction.

who or whats turing?

Turing was awesome :3 He laid the foundation for every computer ever, and came up with the 'Turing Test' for AI, did a ton of work during WW2 at Bletchley Park that might well have made the difference between winning and losing, including collaboration in the invention of the 'Bombe' machine. However, in the 1950s he was outed as gay, and criminally prosecuted and convicted, then made to undergo hormonal treatment which was supposed to reduce his libido, and also gave him breasts; this ended his career, and he committed suicide soon afterwards (although some people think he was murdered).
The petition is to have him officially pardoned and an apology from the UK government; it doesn't make up for it, or for the other gay men who underwent similar treatment, but it goes some way.

dude no way that's just plan mean

I know, right? :'(

I'm not happy to be English anymore

*shrug* Britain has done some cool stuff too; there's no country out there that's completely without blame.

true true like the country I live the great old USA

Okay, Now I have offically no idea what to post. O_O
I think I'll try my best to continue it.

Hello...

I just started on here, and don't really know what to do.... Sorry my avi's kind of...in her undies at the moment. I don't have gold to buy her any. XD So do i just post in the Forums to earn gold...?

Hello Jessii! Don't worry about being in your undies. Yeah pretty much, posting and you can get a limit of 500g a day from playing games.

Okay. I looked at the games, but i'm not good at any of them. XD